What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

Stole my girlfriend from some guy who was asexual, except it was a bit more fucked up because he did not feel anything. He didn't say I love you to her. He didn't just say anything which was fucked up even more because Asexuality is more than just not feeling according to tumblr and society who are stupid enough to make people like this feel good. So a bit more digging into the guy, he's basically been abused by his own ex girlfriend. I felt sorry for him but at the same time, I wanted my best friend for 2 years to be my girlfriend. And she finally picked me and basically still keeps in contact with ex boyfriend sometimes but I think he hates her for not staying with him and basically being used as a crutch. That or he's just a douchebag who's ignoring her.
 
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So it happened when I was in kindergarten. There was this boy named James who took a liking to pulling my hair and calling me his "future wife" even though we were just five years old. For some reason I got really defensive when other kids would join in on calling me his future wife, so much that I would have near meltdowns about it (much to the entertainment of the other kids).

Then I learned from James' twin brother that he's allergic to peanut butter. My mom had packed me a peanut butter sandwich. On that same day, when he decided to rip out a strand of my hair (the teacher had stepped out of the class for a minute or two) and ran I decided I had enough of this bullshit and screamed "EAT PEANUT BUTTER!" while proceeding to throw my sandwich across the room and having it smack James in the face. The teacher came back and started freaking out because James was having an allergic reaction. I was then suspended for a week.

That's literally the only thing from Kindergarten I can remember.
 
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On the school bus after a day of teenage angst in middle school, I flipped off some kids who were waving to us in an adjacent car at a traffic light. The mother noticed and her reaction seemed quite furious, as I quickly turned my head and pretended nothing happened.
 
I told a retarded guy in my class during sports in 6th grade to sing and i shoved a mushroom in his mouth.
 
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When I was a little kid I used to play in the creek behind my grandparent's home in the country. We would swim and make dams and catch crayfish.

One time I remember my dad showing me a crayfish that was carrying a cluster of eggs under it's tail. He let me hold it, and then said I should toss it up in the deep part under the bridge.

Well, I went to toss it but my aim was so shit it smacked off the side of the bridge and smashed a bunch of it's eggs. I felt like such a fucking monster, especially the way my dad looked at me. It's such a minor memory, but I can't help but still feel bad about it to this day.
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This is sooooo good. I can imagine your father looking looking at you in bitter disappointment for being such a failure.
 
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So one time I thought this kid I was talking to on the Internet, that said he had Autism, had some mild form of it. So whenever he did some stupid shit I'd make fun of him (as much as I would anyone else) for it, as did everyone else in our tight-knit little group. This escalated for a while until I was constantly berating him with everyone else, figuratively, standing on the sidelines just watching. For some reason I didn't think at the time I was taking it too far. It came out later that he had borderline low functioning Autism, had to go to a special school for it, along with some sort of down syndrome. Nobody had noticed up until that point.
 
I called my ex-girlfriend's Mom and left a hilarious message doing a perfect impression of her(they had never heard it), I mean shit was fucked up. She posted about some "sick individual" on Facebook.
Oh, she also had a stroke and became a 400 lb tärd since we broke up. But I was drunk.
 
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I once worked at a service that brought old or ill people warm food to their house, and many of them just had a safe for the keys to their house standing outside. When my supervisor wasn' t looking I wrote down all the codes in case I ever wanted to break in at any of their houses. So far I was too much of a chicken since all of them live in pretty lively areas.
 
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