What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Back when Team Fortress was a Quake add-on, I used to find servers full of scrubs and if they were bad enough, I'd spawn camp them and spam their revive point with grenades and listen to them fly into rages on voice chat and laugh at them and call them fags. Pretty sure other people here have done that.

I used to play engineer and block the door to the respawn zone with a dispenser.

 

[MalWart]

While I was having lunch with some friends at high school, this autistic kid came by and kept hitting me so I told him to fuck off. One of the kids in the group (who we all ended up hating by the end) was a bit of an SJW, and snitched on me for telling that kid off.

 

[Dick In a Drawer]

one time i was drunk and went to wendys and i ordered a diet sprite with my food. one of my biggest regrets in life

 

[wargoat]

>I stole a kids yugioh cards in primary school
Few regrets

>In secondery school the principal was giving me a hard time for no reason
so i found his phone number and pranked him for months with my friends
calling him names and saying that i will fuck his wife and mother
to the point that he broke down and started screaming
"Im gonna find you and fucking kill you".
No regrets.

>I stole a shopping cart in university because i had bought a lot of things
and my house was far away so i needed a way to get the stuff there and
then i was bored to return the cart.
Few regrets

>A guy was bulling me in hight school but then we kind of became friends
and over the years he changed his character completely and apologised several times,
but I always hold grudges so i posted all his rl info in a neonazi fb group (he was a commie)
and he had to close his facebook and kind of disappeared from the internet for some time.
When he returned he stopped posting anything that could resemble politics.
A neo-nazi classmate we had saved his ass,and also scolded me about
what i did.
Zero fucks given

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I have no soul and I'm incapable of happiness so I always make sure to be as passive-aggressive as I can to everyone I talk to. The only reason I even sustain a conversation with someone is to see how much I can lower their self-esteem.

Oh man! I had a beer with you recently I think

 

[Captain Toad]

I've accidentally stolen a video game before.

I went to this retro game store and saw this weird game on the shelf. I was morbidly curious about it, so I picked it up and checked out the box. I forgot to put it back, though, so I ended up leaving the store (and the area) with a new game in my hands.

Once I realized I was holding it, I ended up returning the game since the guilt was too strong. I'm just surprised nobody bothered to stop me.

 

[millais]

In college, I found a bathroom stall with a broken tp holder and I would steal the spare roll every day that I had class in that building. I did not buy toilet paper for 4 years. Once I gave my daily roll to a homeless woman I saw pissing in the subway tunnel.

lol, I did the same thing every time it was my turn to buy toilet paper. The only problem was that the college's toilet paper was very noticeably thinner ply than the storebought retail kind, so I think some of my flatmates might have noticed it after a while.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Back when I was partying heavily and hanging out with friends, I went to the store a few times and stole shitloads of beer. Just took the drinks and walked out with them. Never got caught. This was all around a bunch of people in broad daylight, too.

When my former boyfriend was dying of cancer (RIP baby), I stole some of his cool-ass painkillers and got high (it was easy because I was his caretaker and knew where his medicine was). Ok I actually didn't have to steal all of them as he gave some to me in exchange for sucking him off and other things lol.

That's all I can think of right now.

Next...

You are my fucking hero lol!

Considering I've done plenty of terrible shit in my life I had to dwell on it and consider one of there worst. I just turned 13 and was constantly stealing shit. We had this teacher who taught science and she was a tride and true cunt nugget. One day she gets called to the office and leaves her purse behind. I snagged $300 out of it and paid a hobo to go buy us booze and smokes. And we partied all weekend. And yeah I feel terrible thinking about it now. At least it went to a good cause.

 

[Elru]

When I was a little kid I used to play in the creek behind my grandparent's home in the country. We would swim and make dams and catch crayfish.

One time I remember my dad showing me a crayfish that was carrying a cluster of eggs under it's tail. He let me hold it, and then said I should toss it up in the deep part under the bridge.

Well, I went to toss it but my aim was so shit it smacked off the side of the bridge and smashed a bunch of it's eggs. I felt like such a fucking monster, especially the way my dad looked at me. It's such a minor memory, but I can't help but still feel bad about it to this day.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I enjoy B*Witched unironically.

I also threatened a clerk at the local Wal-Mart with a hammer. I was trying to buy a tap-and-die and some WD40. And that twig boy clerk wouldn't tell me where in the hell I should go.

I think liking B*Witched unironically in 2017 might actually be worse though.

No Regrets!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I broke into a couple of houses with a friend back when I was 19 but we really didn't take anything but booze and loose money. We were both alcoholics.

 

[Medici]

I basically scammed a kid for his gameboy advance SP when I was around 10 or 9. I gave him Pokemon cards he thought were rare or some shit just because they were shiny. (it was just a couple of shitty energy cards and other cheap garbage) IIRC it had a game in it. It's probably somewhere in my closet.

 

[300mm]

In highschool, I put mayonnaise in one of the vending machine's coin returns.

 

[DrJonesHat]

When I was in high school, I got the star quarterback suspended for the championship game which we lost. He did the thing he was suspended for, but no one would have known if I hadn't ratted him out. As a result of missing that game, he didn't get a football scholarship and didn't go to college. He's a plumber now. I turned him in for using steroids. Why'd I report him? He was stalking a friend of mine, and no one would do anything about it because he was on the football team. She ended up changing schools to get away from him. He only got in trouble because he made the school look bad. All they cared about was their image. Otherwise, the football team got away with murder (not literally, as far as I know, but DUIs were routinely hushed up for example)

 

[Ravelord]

Meh, I don't have too many terrible shit I commited.

Maybe stop talking with a couple of close familiars because they acted like asshats when I trusted them. No fucking regrets, though.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I enjoy B*Witched unironically.

I also threatened a clerk at the local Wal-Mart with a hammer. I was trying to buy a tap-and-die and some WD40. And that twig boy clerk wouldn't tell me where in the hell I should go.

I think liking B*Witched unironically in 2017 might actually be worse though.

No Regrets!

I regularly want to cold-cock the fucklords at my local Walmart, it's a natural, healthy reaction to their utter incompetence. Actually I think I might be banned after this previous Saturday, but there's always Aldi.

 

[Deadpool]

When I was in highschool a group of my friends and I infested almost all the schools computers with trojan, that let us control them remotely from other computers. I'd wait until people I didn't like were done with an essay or long report, and close the program and delete it. We would lock porn on peoples computers, or make them play random soundclips. A favorite was finding a teacher with a banzai buddy (really dating myself there, fuck I'm old) and make it say ridiculous profanity laden shit. Then if they closed it we'd reopen it. Even if they deleted it we'd just redownload it remotely.

Only one of us got caught, and they couldn't prove much so he was suspended for two weeks, and wasn't allowed to use the computers for the rest of the semester. He took it like a man, and never ratted anyone else out.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I took over an African village's water supply and started selling the water back to the villagers at an insane rate.

 

[Deadpool]

I took over an African village's water supply and started selling the water back to the villagers at an insane rate.

Rookie, you should have sold it to rich white people as a miracle cure. They'd pay much better than some shithole african village. You probably lost money.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I pooped on a friend's bed.