What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

Once upon a time I was in a chat room and there was this one bitch that was one of the admins that kept starting shit with just about everyone in there. Everyone hated this dumb cunt because she was an attention seeking drama queen whose sad shitty life story kept changing almost by the minute. I really got tired of her shit so I spent a whole sleepless night going through the chat room history and painstakingly screenshotting all her inconsistencies and outright lies, saving them to Imgur and the next time I saw her, posting every last one in the chat. I got banned for it. Fucking worth it, but I guess that was pretty shitty.
IRL, I got into quite a few fistfights in school over stupid shit, but that's about it.
 
I was a pretty shitty kid that didn't have exactly the best situation to grow up in with it being rather violent and belittling me, but first in 6th grade I was delivering papers and found I wounded bird that kicked and stomped till it died, still think about my action to this day. Also I would steal money and change from my parents without remorse but didn't feel bad because of the near constant verbal abuse.

Yeah, not very proud moments in my life and hope to one day make up for them.
 
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i stole a bunch of shit from target and when i eventually got caught they said i set the record for the most successfully stolen at one time, im not sure if it was only for that store or just in general but it was in a plaza famous for theft so its still kinda big.
 
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Back when Team Fortress was a Quake add-on, I used to find servers full of scrubs and if they were bad enough, I'd spawn camp them and spam their revive point with grenades and listen to them fly into rages on voice chat and laugh at them and call them fags. Pretty sure other people here have done that.
 
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Beating the best of you kiwis when it comes to nefarious deeds isn't something I can do, that's for sure. I do remember stealing a game from a friend once, though.

It was back in around 5th grade, and I had sold him my copy of Mega Man 64. For me, it was one of the games that you get really attached to. I really regretted selling it... Well, it 'mysteriously' disappeared from his house and he was always confused about where it went. I even helped him look for it while secretly rubbing my hands together in my best impression of a cartoon villain. The fact that I had a new copy of the game at my house that happened to have my initials marked on it in sharpie was a complete coincidence, obviously. I've definitely done far worse things but I always remember my act of petty theft whenever I take a look at my game collection, so it was the one I thought of first.
 
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At one of my previous jobs, I discovered a tampon vending machine was broken and if you pressed the vend button in a certain way, it would spit out all the money in the machine. I took the money at the end of the week, every week and purchased Jack Daniels.
 
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In college, I found a bathroom stall with a broken tp holder and I would steal the spare roll every day that I had class in that building. I did not buy toilet paper for 4 years. Once I gave my daily roll to a homeless woman I saw pissing in the subway tunnel.
 
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I made a joke about cutting in front of someone who secretly cut themselves.
It was really awkward.
 
The Fool said:
I have no soul and I'm incapable of happiness so I always make sure to be as passive-aggressive as I can to everyone I talk to. The only reason I even sustain a conversation with someone is to see how much I can lower their self-esteem.
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But can you take it to French levels of passive-aggressive?
 
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when i was 17 my friend and i paid a crackhead off the street to buy us a 40 from a deli we usually buy from because they started carding us. after he bought us it, he started panic ranting about his gf and how he isn't a dealer but he can give us his plug
 
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