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Ledj said:
a) He regularly "drops" basic, fundamental motions. He can't consistently SPD, Shoryuken, Flash Kick, and so on. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt if he was making mistakes on very precise combos, but he rarely ever gets there. He even drops hadoken chains sometimes, which is insane. All of that just indicates very sloppy inputs. There's a clip in a TIHYDP of one of the few replays he uploaded in SFIV...his inputs are __PLOT TWIST__ a complete mess.
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It's so funny when he cries about dropped inputs when trying to SRK as anti-air. This is a great video highlighting that:


Because Capcom went out of their way to make the SRK input easy. The input is this: Forward, Down, Forward (or downfoward the diagonal, either way, though much older fighters like Super Turbo might require you to hit the diagonal) and Punch. That's it. And in Street Fighter 4 they made it ridiculously easy. They made it so you could mash downfoward twice and get it. You could even get it by mashing Downback.

You don't even need to use an SRK to anti-air for most characters that have an SRK. They usually have a down+Heavy attack that functions as an anti-air.

Not to mention for Street Fighter 5 (which is a shit game if anyone's curious) they even made it so many characters could mash Jab and that's a great anti-air option and even leads to 50/50 guess situation. But Phil still couldn't grasp this.
 
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Spoon said:
Sadly, DSP himself has stated numerous times in King of Hate vlogs, all the way back in 2010, that his repeated statements of "bugs" and "lag" and "glitches" are nothing more than catchphrases and jokes.
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So his "catchphrase" is to be a whiney bitchy asshole who can't accept that he's doing something wrong?
 
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Keystone said:
Obnoxious and shameless to the nth degree:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/900492557393817600 (http://archive.is/GbBsX)

I wonder if this fatass realizes that not all of his fans are autistic paysluts like Vidar giving him their welfare check. Most of them have probably given him all they can without alerting their parents to where their money is going. That old cartoon trope of opening a wallet with dust and moths coming out of it is representative of his fans right now -- they're spent. No more.
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Did he really say that? Wow.
Really makes you think. Nice ToS enforcing, twitch.
Ledj said:
Even if he did prove that he had latency, my question has always been why the opponent never suffers from it to the same degree.
Most of the time he's complaining about delay it's either not there or normalized. Irregular delays and anomalous spikes do appear now and then, but you can actually see those.

Thus, some follow ups:
Dear Phil,
If there's actually normalized delay, why can't you appropriately buffer your inputs?
If unsafe strings go unpunished and are the only way to easily win, why can't you do them? Please don't cite honor, as we all know exactly what kind of playstyle got you that "tournament win".
If the game is as consistently dropping your inputs as you claim, why don't we see the same quantity of obvious whiffs and out of context moves from your opponent?

Bonus question:
Why do I keep seeing the words "COUNTER" appear on the opponent's side of the screen whenever you say you're blocking or "doing nothing" ? The nuances of high level play are lost on a pedestrian like myself.
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Even if someone was right there with him and proved Phil's lag complaints are a load of crap, his fans would still only believe that arm-flailing buffoon regardless. Because the planets aligned and made only him lag or some shit like that. Either way lag is and will always be the convenient excuse he'll fall back on.
Convenience is just a major theme with the guy in general
 
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Oh fuck off is that overtime, that's just staying up for an extra hour or two.

Phil designated his playing games and then segmenting them as work.

Is there nothing he won't try to justify?
 
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Spoon said:
Sadly, DSP himself has stated numerous times in King of Hate vlogs, all the way back in 2010, that his repeated statements of "bugs" and "lag" and "glitches" are nothing more than catchphrases and jokes.
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you got any proof to back that up bro
 
RIP_SANITY said:
Hi white knight! How does it feel to waste your money on an entitled fat manchild?
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Spoons have no money, only yummy dishes to dig into. Today's dish is "trolling". DSP also said "Best thing to do is troll the trolls, dood" and somehow this sentence is tossed in the trashbin of clarification so people can continue writing for hours on end about a supposed fat retarded manchild who is 80% gout and 20% snout.

FatNero, former emperor of Rome and famous for being quite bonkers. Filled o the brim with DSP lore, the more devoured, the more is erased from history, in the most convenient of ways. Too insane to realize what a joke is and too fat to put in the effort to look up what a joke or a troll is. The King of Hate pisses people off and makes money by pissing people off, both directly and indirectly. However, FatNero knows so much about the subject, they are certain DSP is serious in every aspect of what he says during a stream. When DSP said a character is in the bathroom taking a shit while playing Heavy Rain, every citizen of Darksyde City knows he's stating a fact.

Kwality Epitome Kontent.

A dry joke with layers comes in several flavors: bitter in the beginning, pushed away by sour, and finishes with a sweetness that'll blow your mind. Bitter minds only taste the bitter parts. A sourpuss only reaches the sour layer. DSP knows food, since he eats so much and he's Italian(aughkayyyyy), so he knows where the sweet spot in the bite size pieces of whining resides. You can find the answer in aluminum coated glass.

DSP has stated he wants to troll the trolls, he's stated his catchphrases are in a joking matter, he's stated he likes to piss people off, he's stated he doesn't care what people say about him.

These statements are false, yet his statements about people being ATMs, his fans being worthless humans, his bills being too much to pay, and Leana leaving three weeks before he revealed it; these things are to be taken serious and brushed with a fine tooth comb. Is it any wonder that anything remotely realistic is tied up and dangled over a green vat of envy so that negativity can spread, damage, and flourish.

Unleash your autism shurikens, kiwi ninjas. The only thing that can stop me is a powerful blast of unknown reality, and I'm all for it.

So who shall we believe in this event: the horse's mouth (DSP) or the horse's arse (FatNero)?
 
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Spoon said:
Spoons have no money, only yummy dishes to dig into. Today's dish is "trolling". DSP also said "Best thing to do is troll the trolls, dood" and somehow this sentence is tossed in the trashbin of clarification so people can continue writing for hours on end about a supposed fat exceptional manchild who is 80% gout and 20% snout.

FatNero, former emperor of Rome and famous for being quite bonkers. Filled o the brim with DSP lore, the more devoured, the more is erased from history, in the most convenient of ways. Too insane to realize what a joke is and too fat to put in the effort to look up what a joke or a troll is. The King of Hate pisses people off and makes money by pissing people off, both directly and indirectly. However, FatNero knows so much about the subject, they are certain DSP is serious in every aspect of what he says during a stream. When DSP said a character is in the bathroom taking a shit while playing Heavy Rain, every citizen of Darksyde City knows he's stating a fact.

Kwality Epitome Kontent.

A dry joke with layers comes in several flavors: bitter in the beginning, pushed away by sour, and finishes with a sweetness that'll blow your mind. Bitter minds only taste the bitter parts. A sourpuss only reaches the sour layer. DSP knows food, since he eats so much and he's Italian(aughkayyyyy), so he knows where the sweet spot in the bite size pieces of whining resides. You can find the answer in aluminum coated glass.

DSP has stated he wants to troll the trolls, he's stated his catchphrases are in a joking matter, he's stated he likes to piss people off, he's stated he doesn't care what people say about him.

These statements are false, yet his statements about people being ATMs, his fans being worthless humans, his bills being too much to pay, and Leana leaving three weeks before he revealed it; these things are to be taken serious and brushed with a fine tooth comb. Is it any wonder that anything remotely realistic is tied up and dangled over a green vat of envy so that negativity can spread, damage, and flourish.

Unleash your autism shurikens, kiwi ninjas. The only thing that can stop me is a powerful blast of unknown reality, and I'm all for it.

So who shall we believe in this event: the horse's mouth (DSP) or the horse's arse (FatNero)?
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Text wall more, no one's reading it.
 
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Spoon said:
Sadly, DSP himself has stated numerous times in King of Hate vlogs, all the way back in 2010, that his repeated statements of "bugs" and "lag" and "glitches" are nothing more than catchphrases and jokes.
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Proof or white-knight somewhere else.
 
Spoon said:
The only attention span that can rival yours in depletion is DSP himself. I am glad one of his rejected cumling clones is able to learn from the master, emotional blob #0. Your daddy, DSP, should be proud. AUGH YEAH
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Right...So what you've done is link a playlist that we would have to riffle through and just find and pick out certain moments.

That's not backing up an argument that's just giving some one so much to sift through that they get bored.

That's fucking shite.

Also are you okay? Were your exam results not up to snuff?
 
Spoon said:
Unleash your autism shurikens, kiwi ninjas. The only thing that can stop me is a powerful blast of unknown reality
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Or a threadban you just ate for your autistic off-topic rants about other users.
If you disagree with a user and express a different opinion, that's fine. What's not fine is creating text walls of personal insults toward other users that you happen to disagree with and thus causing a thread derail. Take some deep breaths, collect your thoughts, calm down and try to gain some perspective to all of this on your break from the thread.
 
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Aladdin_Insane said:
Shit...You don't think that was Vidar in disguise was it?
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Yes it is. Go check his main thread. I listed Spoon awhile ago as an active sock.

For others here who might be interested on how Phil runs his staff and how autistic it all is. Enjoy thsee gems

FedoraManManMan said:
This was a conversation we had in Feb. about when he(vidar) became a staff member and decided to start a "civil war" with DSP's original staff for power and placement within DSP's order. Yes its as autistic as it sounds

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