Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

That childish mentality even applies to his views towards movies. Remember that his frame of reference towards humanism in film isn't so much Linklater, Herzog or Ozu, but of all things, Guardians of the Galaxy. Any pretentious college freshman with a Film Studies major could easily destroy Bob's opinions towards movies, much like how anyone who took a game programming course could destroy his opinions towards vidya.

You don't even need that most of the time. All you need is a slightly below surface level understanding of whatever medium of entertainment or historical period he talks about.

That this stupid fat fuck makes any money is mind boggling. His area of expertise is a an old game from the 1980s. That's it. That's the 'Rosetta Stone' of Bob. Everything he does is based on fucking Super Mario. How this man was ever admitted to college just blows my fucking mind.

He's not even an expert in that if you'd look at him talk about it. For all his love of Mario 3, his expertise goes as far as "I know where the hidden whistle in this world is!". He can't tell you how or why things work, nothing about game design. All that time poured into Mario and nothing.

 

[Secret Asshole]

That childish mentality even applies to his views towards movies. Remember that his frame of reference towards humanism in film isn't so much Linklater, Herzog or Ozu, but of all things, Guardians of the Galaxy. Any pretentious college freshman with a Film Studies major could easily destroy Bob's opinions towards movies, much like how anyone who took a game programming course could destroy his opinions towards vidya.

Jesus that is so pathetic. How the fuck did he even get a goddamn job writing opinions? I've seen smarter analysis on Twitter in 140 characters than any long-form thing Bob says or writes. I imagine the politics thing was just an excuse to fire his ass, because holy fuck, is he dumb as dogshit.

You don't even need that most of the time. All you need is a slightly below surface level understanding of whatever medium of entertainment or historical period he talks about.


He's not even an expert in that if you'd look at him talk about it. For all his love of Mario 3, his expertise goes as far as "I know where the hidden whistle in this world is!". He can't tell you how or why things work, nothing about game design. All that time poured into Mario and nothing.

That's the most pathetic thing. He really is a sped High School student. He can't even get the one thing he is about right. Good lord.

 

[Lensherr]

Bob has the biggest unearned bourgeoise attitude I've seen of anyone, ever. Someone earlier in this thread called him the White Trash Uncle Ruckus, and I think that's a perfect descriptor. Motherfucker isn't even fit to be a field nigger for these people.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob has the biggest unearned bourgeoise attitude I've seen of anyone, ever. Someone earlier in this thread called him the White Trash Uncle Ruckus, and I think that's a perfect descriptor. Motherfucker isn't even fit to be a field nigger for these people.

It's so true, all you need to do is change a few words.

 

[His Dewliness]

Jesus that is so pathetic. How the fuck did he even get a goddamn job writing opinions?

He was a pretty good hire for the Escapist at the time, Bob's writing appeals strongly to the teenagers just getting into film/vidya who are just on a higher plane of intelligence than all their other plebian classmates (despite getting solid B's). He's good at appealing to that group since he's basically still a member of it despite being 35.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob has the biggest unearned bourgeoise attitude I've seen of anyone, ever. Someone earlier in this thread called him the White Trash Uncle Ruckus, and I think that's a perfect descriptor. Motherfucker isn't even fit to be a field nigger for these people.

Remember Bob is from Boston. Basically imagine a snooty ivy-league arrogance coming from the mouths of people who are basically an urban cousin to trailer trash.

 

[AnOminous]

He's not even an expert in that if you'd look at him talk about it. For all his love of Mario 3, his expertise goes as far as "I know where the hidden whistle in this world is!". He can't tell you how or why things work, nothing about game design. All that time poured into Mario and nothing.

If I wanted autistic commentary on platformers, I'd rather watch Ulillillia, who actually finds things out that most people couldn't.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He has to watch a movie with (gasp) a White savior narrative! Pity him!

It's not like there are two acclaimed indie movies expanding to more theaters this weekend that deserve more attention than a movie way less people give a shit about...

 

[Lensherr]

He has to watch a movie with (gasp) a White savior narrative! Pity him!
View attachment 268290

It's not like there are two acclaimed indie movies expanding to more theaters this weekend that deserve more attention than a movie way less people give a shit about...

This man's plebbery never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I can't overstate how shit Bob's opinions towards movies are.

>Writes off the new Darren Aronofsky movie, mother! as a Conjuring ripoff.
>Gets rock hard at a PG-13 slasher movie that rips off Groundhog Day.

I really can't overstate how shit Bob's opinions towards movies are.

 

[The Colonel]

Bob's coming at ya with another million-dollar idea.
View attachment 268200 View attachment 268201

People go to a Ninja Turtles move to see the Ninja Turtles.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't overstate how shit Bob's opinions towards movies are.
View attachment 268340

>Writes off the new Darren Aronofsky movie, mother! as a Conjuring ripoff.
>Gets rock hard at a PG-13 slasher movie that rips off Groundhog Day.

God I hate this fat fuck.

There's plenty to dislike about Aronofsky, and even as a fanboy, I can admit he has flaws, but that is just psychotically stupid.

I can't wait for the day his arteries clog and his eyes go even blanker than they are as it chokes the already limited flow of blood to his brain.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I can't overstate how shit Bob's opinions towards movies are.
View attachment 268340

Does anyone in Bob's audience even know who David the Gnome is outside that "How 'bout I slap your shit" meme?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

God I hate this fat fuck.

There's plenty to dislike about Aronofsky, and even as a fanboy, I can admit he has flaws, but that is just psychotically stupid.

I can't wait for the day his arteries clog and his eyes go even blanker than they are as it chokes the already limited flow of blood to his brain.

I assumed Bob's arteries sealed shut years ago and his body just respirates the pure starch he ingests.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Does anyone in Bob's audience even know who David the Gnome is outside that "How 'bout I slap your shit" meme?

Lol I didn't know what Bob was talking about until you brought up that meme.

Guess that answers your question.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Lol I didn't know what Bob was talking about until you brought up that meme.

Guess that answers your question.

I don't blame you, I only know about David because I searched it up on YouTube. Otherwise, I'd be in the same boat.

 

[Gordon Cole]

No, this is the tweet of the year:

Another day, another rant about how everyone but people like him suck.

Ow, you could jab some eyes out with that edge, Bob.

And the pushback begins.

 

[RockVolnutt]

View attachment 268589

Every time you're about to say "White people," stop for a second, substitute "Jewish people," and think about it before continuing. Part of me wishes I could deport Bob to Europe.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll never cease to be amazed at how much moral, almost numinous import asshats like Bob ascribe to a simple Presidential vote. Plenty of people held their noses to vote for Trump just because the choice was between Pile of Garbage With Bad Hair and Pile of Garbage in a Pantsuit. And even those who voted for him enthusiastically had plenty of reason to do so without making them "evil." If this jagoff were capable of leaving his basement, he'd be dangerous. He's that fanatical and blind.

Part of me wishes I could deport Bob to Europe.

I'd be perfectly satisfied with the South Bronx.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Part of me wishes I could deport Bob to Europe.

Fuck off, we don't want him. We've got enough trouble here without a fat, self-important cunt adding to it.

Well, another fat, self-important cunt:

Let's deport him to the Middle East so he can hang out with his precious Muslims and POCs. He'd be too scared to object to that too lest Saint Anita call him a racist.