Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

To Bob, words like Good and Evil are nothing more than rhetorical clubs he can use to bash people over the head with. To him, only two values exist: Victory or Defeat. The main role of an activist like himself is to ensure a condition of victory for his side using any means necessary. Lying, stealing, cheating, even murder - if it brings forth the Superia Fyutcha, then it's an absolute good. Even if the values his side fights for change from day to day, it doesn't matter, since the goal he's fighting for is not nearly as important to him as the right to declare victory and lord it over his defeated enemies.

I'm surprised Bob considers Zeus a myth. He'd be the type of person to love the Greek Gods, since most of them were jerkasses who got to commit any crimes they wanted to without repercussion, simply because they were immortal and powerful.

 

[cypocryphy]

So Bob thinks that non-white people are just inherently better than whites? wow

 

[Robot Holocaust]

I'm surprised Bob considers Zeus a myth. He'd be the type of person to love the Greek Gods, since most of them were jerkasses who got to commit any crimes they wanted to without repercussion, simply because they were immortal and powerful.

If nothing else, Bob is definitely the reincarnation of King Polydectes.

"Perseus, you're blocking da way to my superiah futuah! And that's naught the Gorgon's hea-"

 

[Positron]

So Bob thinks that non-white people are just inherently better than whites? wow

It may appear so, but I'm sure Bobby knows as much about non-white people as he knows about video games or politics.
He just follows what his Overladies prescribes: say only good things about pee o'seas, or else!

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If nothing else, Bob is definitely the reincarnation of King Polydectes.

"Perseus, you're blocking da way to my superiah futuah! And that's naught the Gorgon's hea-"

Bob is the title character of Aesop's "Fox and the Grapes" to a perfect Time.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Please never say the phrase "Especially kids" ever again.

Remember, any concerns about humanitarianism, overpopulation or social support services is just your racism showing.

I don't want to live in the superior future if people like Bob are in charge.

He's still going off about his stupid Splinter prequel idea.

He's going off about YouTube again. Oh, it's not like his livelihood depends on YouTube surviving or something like that.

I love how he's pretending to be okay that Mario won't be big to kids when a year ago he was talking about forced "Media Literacy" classes in schools.

 

[Clay Claymore]

I wish I had something funny or clever about Bob sperging out about Arpaio and republicans in general, but I just can't. There at times when I'm just thinking how can he spend most of his time obsessively posting "threads" on Twitter about how much he hate republicans and white people, as if he's actually making a difference.

Like doesn't he ever get tired of being mad at all the time and regurgitating the same old stuff over and over? Doesn't it just suffocate him sometimes? Like really he needs to step away from the Internet and get a better perspective on the things around him.


My bad for just rambling, but there are times when I can't even laugh at MovieBob, but just pity him.

 

[Mola Ram]

I wish I had something funny or clever about Bob sperging out about Arpaio and republicans in general, but I just can't. There at times when I'm just thinking how can he spend most of his time obsessively posting "threads" on Twitter about how much he hate republicans and white people, as if he's actually making a difference.

Like doesn't he ever get tired of being mad at all the time and regurgitating the same old stuff over and over? Doesn't it just suffocate him sometimes? Like really he needs to step away from the Internet and get a better perspective on the things around him.


My bad for just rambling, but there are times when I can't even laugh at MovieBob, but just pity him.

I don't ever pity him -- except maybe in a "all that hate's gonna eat you up, kid" kind of way -- but I also find myself periodically baffled by his inability to turn the record over every now and then.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Oh man, I honestly want to see Bob to somehow try and direct that Splinter movie. I have a feeling he'll be the next Neil Breen.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Please never say the phrase "Especially kids" ever again.
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Remember, any concerns about humanitarianism, overpopulation or social support services is just your racism showing.
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I don't want to live in the superior future if people like Bob are in charge.
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He's still going off about his stupid Splinter prequel idea.
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He's going off about YouTube again. Oh, it's not like his livelihood depends on YouTube surviving or something like that.
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I love how he's pretending to be okay that Mario won't be big to kids when a year ago he was talking about forced "Media Literacy" classes in schools.
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First off, since when has America been a "monoculture"? And what exactly is a "monoculture"? I guess not having brown people who cross borders illegally and have to hide from law enforcement is somehow detrimental to our nation?

Second, the story of Splinter is: rat is taken by a martial arts master, is smart to observe some of what he does, and eventually finds some turtles and some magical green goo. Not exactly blockbuster material Chumpman. Also those logos look like trash.

Lastly, conversely, I really hope that the children of the next generation aren't such radicals that they start to hate a work because it's creator performs a perceived sin.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I wish I had something funny or clever about Bob sperging out about Arpaio and republicans in general, but I just can't. There at times when I'm just thinking how can he spend most of his time obsessively posting "threads" on Twitter about how much he hate republicans and white people, as if he's actually making a difference.

Like doesn't he ever get tired of being mad at all the time and regurgitating the same old stuff over and over? Doesn't it just suffocate him sometimes? Like really he needs to step away from the Internet and get a better perspective on the things around him.


My bad for just rambling, but there are times when I can't even laugh at MovieBob, but just pity him.

You probably already heard it that his book describes untreated anger management issues from his early years. I get what you mean though, Bob's not a good lolcow in the "haha, look at this clown" sense. He's just an oddity with being this ineffective pseudo-intellectual blob that subsists on pure hate and delusions of being a true superman. Don't know if we have a phrase for that breed of cow.

 

[BubbleButt]

He certainly holds the weight of a God at least.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "Ganesha"

So Bob thinks that non-white people are just inherently better than whites? wow

If you had to live being Bob, being bottom of the barrel overweight, talentless, unloved white boy who projects so hard he could be seen on the moon, you'd think all white people are shit, too.

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Awful

 

[Mr. Duck]

Bob fails to see that mass immigration actually really doesn't benefit those unless they are middle class or higher. In fact, there is many arguments to be made against immigration from a humanitarian standpoint because the most educated tend to try to go to "greener pastures" rather than stay and better their country.

Someone should send this video to Bob:

Surely the gumball metaphore will catch his attention.

 

[Foltest]

First off, since when has America been a "monoculture"? And what exactly is a "monoculture"? I guess not having brown people who cross borders illegally and have to hide from law enforcement is somehow detrimental to our nation?

Second, the story of Splinter is: rat is taken by a martial arts master, is smart to observe some of what he does, and eventually finds some turtles and some magical green goo. Not exactly blockbuster material Chumpman. Also those logos look like trash.

Lastly, conversely, I really hope that the children of the next generation aren't such radicals that they start to hate a work because it's creator performs a perceived sin.

I think the word that Bobby is looking for, is homogenic, which the US has never been. So once again, Bob is trying to use (and failing) word that he doesn't understand.

 

[A Random]

No, see, as long as the US does not let every Afrochinese nation in the world send its brown and yellow people to take residence here, there will only be the ONE culture! Of WASPS!

 

[nad7155]

Bob is trying to use (and failing) word that he doesn't understand.

But he still has "fans", so he must be doing something right.

 

[clowney]

But he still has "fans", so he must be doing something right.

Does pandering to idiots count as doing something right?

 

[Kyria the Great]

You probably already heard it that his book describes untreated anger management issues from his early years. I get what you mean though, Bob's not a good lolcow in the "haha, look at this clown" sense. He's just an oddity with being this ineffective pseudo-intellectual blob that subsists on pure hate and delusions of being a true superman. Don't know if we have a phrase for that breed of cow.

Well Chippy is a breed of his own. I honestly believe that we need a "Superior Future" smiley as this on par with DSP . Bob is simply the result of what happens when you let pop culture be your only friend and keep your resentment of others at unhealthy levels.

 

[Here to Lurk]

Second, the story of Splinter is: rat is taken by a martial arts master, is smart to observe some of what he does, and eventually finds some turtles and some magical green goo. Not exactly blockbuster material Chumpman. Also those logos look like trash.

Wasn't Splinter a human martial arts master who got turned into a rat? I don't know much about TMNT lore.

 

[Positron]

Wasn't Splinter a human martial arts master who got turned into a rat? I don't know much about TMNT lore.

From Wikipedia:

Splinter has three origin stories, and which one is used depends on the medium. In the original version of the tale, he is Hamato Yoshi's pet. In other versions he is Hamato Yoshi himself, but always mutated into the form of a human-sized rat. In one film version, he is a mutant rat with no connection to Yoshi.

So he is whatever the comic-book artist wants him to be.