Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[clowney]

Wasn't Splinter a human martial arts master who got turned into a rat? I don't know much about TMNT lore.

It depends on what incarnation it's from. I know there's a few, though I don't remember exactly which ones it is, that's Splinter was originally Hamato Yoshis pet rat that got mutated with his DNA or something like that.

Edit: Aaannnd ninja'd. Pretty ironic all things considering.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Wasn't Splinter a human martial arts master who got turned into a rat? I don't know much about TMNT lore.

Well, it really depends on what you go with. It can be either a rat with the ooze or the human that was mutated into a rat.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wasn't Chipman a human garbage disposal who got turned into a blob? I don't know much about Game Overthinker lore.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Wasn't Splinter a human martial arts master who got turned into a rat? I don't know much about TMNT lore.

I grew up w/ the 2000s KidsWB series, where Splinter's backstory is as I said. He's a rat, owned by a martial arts master, who becomes a rat man.

In the original story, and in the more recent 2010s show, Splinter is a man who becomes a rat man. Tbf if this is the story Bob is referring to, a good writer could probably make a short series about it. However, Bob is not a good writer.

In my defense, the imagery he used in the one mock poster highly resembles a scene early on in the 2000s TMNT series.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Wasn't Chipman a human garbage disposal who got turned into a blob? I don't know much about Game Overthinker lore.

If someone actually knows Game Overthinker lore, then they deserve a thread in of themselves simply for such an exceptional act.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, it really depends on what you go with. It can be either a rat with the ooze or the human that was mutated into a rat.

The original, Eastman & Laird version, is in fact just a rat who was never human. If, you know, you still give a shit about that sort of thing when you're Bob's age.

Wasn't Chipman a human garbage disposal who got turned into a blob? I don't know much about Game Overthinker lore.

Actually if you read Game Overthinker Fun Size Annual #4, it reveals that Chipman began life as a radioactive slime mold that spawned deep in a Boston sewer. Roger Ebert had a huge, and sadly salmonella-infested, dinner not far from Boston Common and wound up spewing a gigantic load of diarrhea into the sewers. Ebert's runny shit and a gigantic slime mold combined, rose up in a cone-shaped mass of evil, and dubbed itself CHIP-MAN, Tyrant of the Haavaaad Yaaaad. I can't believe you casuals don't know this stuff.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If someone actually knows Game Overthinker lore, then they deserve a thread in of themselves simply for such an exceptional act.

Paging @TrippinKahlua...

 

[RockVolnutt]

If someone actually knows Game Overthinker lore, then they deserve a thread in of themselves simply for such an exceptional act.

Eh, it's probably just Captain N with words swapped around and taking itself seriously.

Actually if you read Game Overthinker Fun Size Annual #4, it reveals that Chipman began life as a radioactive slime mold that spawned deep in a Boston sewer. Roger Ebert had a huge, and sadly salmonella-infested, dinner not far from Boston Common and wound up spewing a gigantic load of diarrhea into the sewers. Ebert's runny shit and a gigantic slime mold combined, rose up in a cone-shaped mass of evil, and dubbed itself CHIP-MAN, Tyrant of the Haavaaad Yaaaad. I can't believe you casuals don't know this stuff.

Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Eh, it's probably just Captain N with words swapped around and taking itself seriously.


Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.

Don't you mean The Bastard Chu and the Drunkard Wu?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Eh, it's probably just Captain N with words swapped around and taking itself seriously.


Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.

I liked CHIP-MAN's cameo in the Vordrak: Doomsday arc better than any of his solo appearances.

 

[nad7155]

Does pandering to idiots count as doing something right?

You must have missed the quote marks.

 

[Splendid]

Like doesn't he ever get tired of being mad at all the time and regurgitating the same old stuff over and over?

That's just all that political commentary on twitter is.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Eh, it's probably just Captain N with words swapped around and taking itself seriously.


Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.

Eh, the writing is super lazy now. Him and PESTRON: Son of Dob are essentially the same person these days.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Eh, it's probably just Captain N with words swapped around and taking itself seriously.


Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I think that Game Overthinker crossover with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Some Jerk With A Comic where they face off against D.A.R.K.S.Y.D.E was, while rough around the edges, still pretty passable for what it was.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I think that Game Overthinker crossover with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Some Jerk With A Comic where they face off against D.A.R.K.S.Y.D.E was, while rough around the edges, still pretty passable for what it was.

Did we really need six splash pages of The Sad Blue Bear struggling to emerge from Chip-Man's grundle?

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, Bob and his brother fixed a dock today.

Only culturally superior people wear jorts in public.

 

[Mola Ram]

So, Bob and his brother fixed a dock today.
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HIRE THE HANDICAPPED
THEY'RE FUN TO WATCH

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm shocked the boat didn't sink in that last photo

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm shocked the boat didn't sink in that last photo

Bob has finally found his life's calling: ballast.

 

[cypocryphy]

Are all of his shirts Nintendo related? lol Also, he is an ugly motherfucker.