Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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big baby jesus said:
Are all of his shirts Nintendo related? lol Also, he is an ugly motherfucker. :alog:
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He is at that. And it's another series of pictures where I could completely believe this person is a legitimate re-tard. Seriously! Every one of those pictures looks like he's begging his brother to tell him about the rabbits again.
 
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Mola Ram said:
He is at that. And it's another series of pictures where I could completely believe this person is a legitimate re-tard. Seriously! Every one of those pictures looks like he's begging his brother to tell him about the rabbits again.
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Except Lenny didn't have a maliciousness to him as you felt he had both the brain and heart of a child while Bob just has the mind of a child.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Not everyone can afford to keep up with issues of Game Overthinker. I stopped paying for issues after the Secret Crisis of Infinite Kiwis event where Null stole Emperor Trump's powers to construct a battleworld for lolcows to fight for survival. It failed to deliver on the potential crossovers with So You Think You're A Cartoonist and Wu-Man. Any other writer could give us more than all this filler trash.
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You guys all laugh...

But I would seriously write this. We just need to assign some kiwis some superpowers and have them as "villains" and we could totally do this.
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
You guys all laugh...

But I would seriously write this. We just need to assign some kiwis some superpowers and have them as "villains" and we could totally do this.
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HeartSteeler - able to shoot metal from my body. Anything from bullets from the hands to steel beams from the chest.
 
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It took you three years to realize that BoJack Horseman's good, and you're stopping at the point where the show becomes good. *Slowpoke.jpg*
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And he offers his own two cents on the Mayweather/McGregor fight.
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AngeloTheWizard said:
You guys all laugh...

But I would seriously write this. We just need to assign some kiwis some superpowers and have them as "villains" and we could totally do this.
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If I don't have the ability to turn invisible in order to steal information, then imma be mad.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
It took you three years to realize that BoJack Horseman's good, and you're stopping at the point where the show becomes good. *Slowpoke.jpg*
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And he offers his own two cents on the Mayweather/McGregor fight.
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If I don't have the ability to turn invisible in order to steal information, then imma be mad.
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You're going to be a super science clone of Hitler with an awesome body that can somehow turn invisible.

Shit I think I just wrote the next Wolfenstein game.
 
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Bagsy the shadow villain that can influence anyone to do my bidding through my voice.

I shall be. THE SMITH
 
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Don't you just love obits that end abruptly with no punctuation?
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So, you cry at Winnie the Pooh now?
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
So, you cry at Winnie the Pooh now?
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Wanting to start over at page one? That's sounding like Inferior Past to me. Bob like every other middle aged white guy is afraid of change because he knows he can't survive in an Evolved 21st century Superior Future and clings to nostalgia/mediocrity!
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Wanting to start over at page one? That's sounding like Inferior Past to me. Bob like every other middle aged white guy is afraid of change because he knows he can't survive in an Evolved 21st century Superior Future and clings to nostalgia/mediocrity!
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Like all totalitarian dickheads, the rules are different for Bob than they are for the masses.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
So, Bob and his brother fixed a dock today.
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Only culturally superior people wear jorts in public.
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the brother actually looks like someone who'd be fun to hang out with
also, seeing the two of them together reminds me of the Kitchen Nightmares with the two obese twin owners
AngeloTheWizard said:
You guys all laugh...

But I would seriously write this. We just need to assign some kiwis some superpowers and have them as "villains" and we could totally do this.
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if only spider man were here
 
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