Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[MMX]

Phil is not Jewish.

And why the fuck did he once claim that anyway?

Beacause he believed it would give him some kind of advantage.

Phil basically has no identity of his own. I don't think there's a single aspect of his identity that he presents to the world that's genuine, apart from when being autistic would gain him asspats. I would love to see him psychoanalysed.

He was Republican at the time and had a hard on for the israel defense forces. That was why his deviantArt handle was "Australatina Defense Forces - ADF".

The answers actually much simpler but your all right in part.
Dusty was Jewish, Phil basically stole everything Dusty was and made it part of the philsona to impress him.
Phil switched from republican, straight and proud American to Jewish, gay, liberal because that's what Dusty was.
I'm actually kind of upset that Phil took up table top gaming (40k) and world of darkness to impress dusty, but the rules were to hard so he quit pretty quickly.
There's a tiny piece of truth to his Jewish claim.
His mother apparently had ancestors from some Jewish Russian enclave but on a very very distant level so that in turn led into his Russian jew phase.
The reality ofcourse is Phil is mostly Italian.

 

[nhocgreen]

Spuds McTransie lost his healthcare anyway since he didn't send out his renewal application.

Sad.

 

[MMX]

He probably will. He'll just skip out on the bills.

As im non American could you explain how that works ?
Wouldn't Phil have to give some kind of address or something particularly if he's using them for prescription shopping
I know he got away with it in the past because he was homeless but would that still be the case

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

As im non American could you explain how that works ?
Wouldn't Phil have to give some kind of address or something particularly if he's using them for prescription shopping
I know he got away with it in the past because he was homeless but would that still be the case

Not in the US either, but I wonder if it's like how CWC got away with being sued by Mariner Finance recently - he's on tard bucks, and they can't be taken to repay any debts by the court (apparently). So even if Phil did skip out on his bills and they sued him, they can't really do anything anyway?

He'd be pretty quickly banned from healthcare places, though. So much for that lost Spanish snatch coming to fruition...

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Hospitals are limited in how much they can pursue patients that don't pay bills in many US states. The billing department might harass him for a bit but they'll probably wind up writing it off since they can't garnish his and he has no tangible assets they could go after (unwashed communist t-shirts and empty pizza boxes don't count).

 

[Ravenor]

I don't think he has ever been on a plane, (one more thing that Chris did that Phil didn't).
Also would his John Mccain drawing he got investigated over possibly put him on a no fly list? or at the very least be on some sort of list somewhere?

He has never been on a airplane as far as I know, in fact the closest I think he's been to a aircraft is a display at some transport museum he visited in 07 that had a small ww2 era aircraft on display, his DHS profile is tiny like a page mostly because of that drawing and some of the groups he been tangentially attached to not because he's percived as a threat in any way shape or form.

Phil did not shove a whole ginger up Jordman's ass.

Why would he do that to the Butthead to his Bevis? His Tyce to his Jace? His Juliette to his Romeo?

Nobody thinks that apart from you, he did fig himself after Jordham refused to do it to him when they where still doing the teenage fumbles and Jordman shoved a fast food meal in his grid to shut him up.

Speaking of McCain, I haven't seen Phil thanking him for saving his health care yet.

Phil is very politically unaware, in sofat that he doesn't pay attention to anything outside of his echo chamber to get his attention outside of that it has to be major and has real people talking about it.

So does this mean he won't be going to the emergency room as often as he did before whenever he had a case of the sniffles?

He does go fairly often but mostly for non-issues like OPL, i.e. he's got the sniffles and thinks it's whatever the big scary infection in the news is. In the past he was a frequent flyer at A&E with a random complaint on nights he couldn't find a couch to surf and it was a night he didn't want to sleep rough for a change (a very rare occurrence for him). He will still go for a non issue i.e. he stubbed his toe rather had or he lifted something heavyer than the backpack of fail for 2 seconds an the next day he's sore, he has complained about not being taken seriously by AnE staff before not because they are dismissive of him but because he goes so often they chalk it up rightly to him wanting attention.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've been out of the loop when it comes to ADF shenanigans. I assume he's still living in that apartment with the bike still unridden furniture? Is Toren still living there?

Phil is very politically unaware, in sofat[...]

It's a typo, but it's quite apt.

 

[MMX]

I've been out of the loop when it comes to ADF shenanigans. I assume he's still living in that apartment with the bike still unridden furniture? Is Toren still living there?


It's a typo, but it's quite apt.

Current situation appears to be Phil still has his apartment still can't ride a bike
Toren claims to have a place of his own and was e-begging his rent but he's still actually living with Phil, this is in violation of Phil's rental agreement.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Why doesn't Phil learn how to ride his bike now? He has the bike, all the gear, apparently has no balls (though we all know that's bullshit), and I'm sure there's loads of biking groups in his city - probably troon-only ones, too. He could make 'friends' as well as get to show off on his awesome ciskilling bike, living up to his dream of wheeling through the city streets like a true troon riot princess (or whatever). It just seems really stupid that he's not bothering with it all. It's so easy to do. Isn't it one of his dreams?

 

[Positron]

Why doesn't Phil learn how to ride his bike now? He has the bike, all the gear, apparently has no balls (though we all know that's bullshit), and I'm sure there's loads of biking groups in his city - probably troon-only ones, too. He could make 'friends' as well as get to show off on his awesome ciskilling bike, living up to his dream of wheeling through the city streets like a true troon riot princess (or whatever). It just seems really stupid that he's not bothering with it all. It's so easy to do. Isn't it one of his dreams?

1) Does anyone wants to teach a reeking, obnoxious potato at all?
2) Phil has no aspirations. For him, everything is for show. He's had his high showing us all his gears and his "victory ride", and that's good enough for him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why doesn't Phil learn how to ride his bike now? He has the bike, all the gear, apparently has no balls (though we all know that's bullshit), and I'm sure there's loads of biking groups in his city - probably troon-only ones, too. He could make 'friends' as well as get to show off on his awesome ciskilling bike, living up to his dream of wheeling through the city streets like a true troon riot princess (or whatever). It just seems really stupid that he's not bothering with it all. It's so easy to do. Isn't it one of his dreams?

If he tried to learn, he'd quickly expose the fact that he doesn't know how in public. Phil can't stand to be seen as less than perfect. Plus he's already made out like he rides that thing all the time, so he's basically lied himself into a corner yet again.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Might as well reopen this subforum to the public now or close it, last time @Null suggested it there was an outcry of "just wait, he's about to do something really interesting!" but fucking nothing has happened in months. At this point he is practically dormant outside of a few crossover posts with Greta and co.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Has he learned moderation, and a modicum of restraint when it comes to social media? Or is he getting better perhaps?

 

[nhocgreen]

I think Ravenor said something about not wanting to spoil some drama between Phil and Slingblade so I'm willing to wait.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think Ravenor said something about not wanting to spoil some drama between Phil and Slingblade so I'm willing to wait.

If it happens. Don't get me wrong, I don't doubt Ravenor's handle on the situation, but it's been a long, long time coming. It feels to me like any drama is happening behind closed doors or has otherwise been defused. Wouldn't surprise me if Slingblade is keeping the juicy stuff from coming out in public ( ?).

 

[IV 445]

Humm what to do about this... Ah I know!

Guy's I have started a new thread for all slingblade crossover content between Phil and Slingblade - Phil thrives off attention good or bad and that thread is a nice way yo get it, as I said in Torrens own thread please post all content there as a starved Phil is a Bouncing an Sqeeking Phil.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phat-phuck-phil-dephends-his-man.29171/

Tbh I'm sick of waiting. Phil was the 2nd funniest cow on this website, and seeing this place filled with cobwebs is just depressing

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Tbh I'm sick of waiting.

Maybe I missed something, but why has ADF been so quiet?

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Maybe I missed something, but why has ADF been so quiet?

I think Torrens keeping Phil under control (somewhat). I also think without kiwi farms he doesn't have as much to talk about, his life seems really uneventful and boring and obsessing over the evil kiwi farms gave him something to do.

IDK, I think if the subforum does go public we should wait until November or December (just in case)...
But Im getting tired of waiting too.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

obsessing over [KF]

That and getting fatter and fatter every day. Remember when he claimed he was some ludicrous weight "(and falling)" but would never upload any pictures except for highway signs?

Also, I've noticed Phil doesn't bring up the "Latinx" bullshit anymore. Maybe he got tired of people telling him he's a fat white Italian American?

 

[Truant]

Phil hasn't done anything in months. When's the next big scandal?