The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[FramerGirl420]

It looks like they just took a pair of scissors and gouged the eyes out tho.

Funny, that's exactly what I wanted to do when I saw it.

 

[Yutyrannus]

While having actual open eye holes is a valid construction option, very few serious makers opt for it due to it looking creepy on a nigh unconditional basis.

For anyone wondering, here's some examples. This artist has fucking gorgeous craftmanship but the use your own eyes is just...such a dealbreaker.

Spoiler: uncanny valley as fuck

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

For anyone wondering, here's some examples. This artist has fucking gorgeous craftmanship but the use your own eyes is just...such a dealbreaker.

Spoiler: uncanny valley as fuck

That annoys me more than most of the fursuits on this thread, because he obviously knows what he's doing, and he chooses to do that. The lion one is especially bad. I guess the first one could be a Minotaur outfit in which case I guess it makes sense? Maybe?

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

For anyone wondering, here's some examples. This artist has fucking gorgeous craftmanship but the use your own eyes is just...such a dealbreaker.

Spoiler: uncanny valley as fuck

I'd drop a Horrifying if I could.

While having actual open eye holes is a valid construction option, very few serious makers opt for it due to it looking creepy on a nigh unconditional basis.

It looks like they just took a pair of scissors and gouged the eyes out tho.

The messy eye-job on the umbreon makes me think the picture was of a WIP, but I don't see any way that mess could be salvaged, eyes or not.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'll see your Flareons and raise you 1 Umbreon.

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I don't know why, but the raptor claws make me laugh even more than the dead eyes and the giraffe mouth.

Looks like a Loonatics version of Bullwinkle.

 

[Male]

Ooooone twooooo Freddy's coming to rape yoooooou

 

[FramerGirl420]

So this isn't really bad or anything. But, uh, today I learned that fish have fur.

Spoiler

 

[Power Armor]

So this isn't really bad or anything. But, uh, today I learned that fish have fur.

Spoiler

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

So this isn't really bad or anything. But, uh, today I learned that fish have fur.

Spoiler

...I give them props for creativity at least. A bubble-eye goldfish fursuit/costume? Now that's something you don't see everyday.

 

[Yutyrannus]

So this isn't really bad or anything. But, uh, today I learned that fish have fur.

Spoiler

To be fair, there isn't many readily available materials for making "scaly" fursuits. Fleece and shaved down fur are pretty much the only viable options for most non-furred animals (you can also painstakingly cut the fur into scale or feather shapes). Resin, which is often used for casted detailing, would be way too heavy and hot. Otherwise, unless you have lots of money to burn and are skilled with crafting latex/silicone/rubber, you end up with shit like this:

Spoiler: rubber demon of your nightmares

(I don't even know what material that is tbh)

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Either it turns out like that, or you use bubble minky and look like a retard.

 

[FramerGirl420]

To be fair, there isn't many readily available materials for making "scaly" fursuits. Fleece and shaved down fur are pretty much the only viable options for most non-furred animals (you can also painstakingly cut the fur into scale or feather shapes). Resin, which is often used for casted detailing, would be way too heavy and hot. Otherwise, unless you have lots of money to burn and are skilled with crafting latex/silicone/rubber, you end up with shit like this:

Spoiler: rubber demon of your nightmares

(I don't even know what material that is tbh)

Spoiler: rubber demon of your nightmares

Either it turns out like that, or you use bubble minky and look like an exceptional individual.

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Alternatively, they could just not dress up as giant fetish-fodder critters. I'm thinking that's even less heavy and expensive.

 

[The Malt Shop]

Oh boy, someone broke the DAD rules and added a muzzle ring to their horse. Now her legion of white knights have their panties in a twist over fur markings.

 

[BB 876]

Oh boy, someone broke the DAD rules and added a muzzle ring to their horse. Now her legion of white knights have their panties in a twist over fur markings. View attachment 268222

Dutch angel dragons should be called Dutch oven dragons. They're horrible.

 

[Dumbinatrix]

Dutch Angel Dragon suits are barely distinguishable from other super-special monster fursuits anyway (it's almost like a really generic "dragon" design is a terrible hill to die on), which makes it even more pointless and embarrassing to get upset over. Gotta love furries.

 

[Swedish Fish]

FurBuy never fails to have an assortment of truly...wonderful...fursuits.

Spoiler: you never fail me old friend

"Multi-textured vomit" is my favorite color scheme

Is there a word for a cross between an ahegao and a stroke? I also wouldn't be surprised if they colored those ears with a pack of highlighters.

No words. Shoutout to the universal grandma's carpet, though.

"Canine" huh. Uh-huh. What's with the constant trend among fursuit makers/artists to not do a simple anatomy study on the thing they're trying to depict? Just google "dog" it takes 2 seconds. But hey someone could retrofit this into a rodent I guess. A shitty ugly rodent, but it'd be more able to pass as that than any dog.

 

[Rabbit-san]

Spoiler: There was Bubblewrap RD, now get ready for Bubblewrap Tlyphosion

Spoiler: Bubble Flareon and his crew

I know the Flareon has been posted before but it was part of a group fursuit deal with two other questionable fursuits that I had to share.

Spoiler: Small eyeholes on fursuit head = a most likely trip to the ER

Also, dude has a really fucked up premade (I think) ScoobyDoo costume too and his DA account is just super bizzare to me (as well as filled with a lot of copyrighted content).

Spoiler: Extendo-legs

Spoiler: I'm so confused at what I'm looking at right now

Spoiler: This fursuit head is suffering from Flat Muzzle Syndrome

 

[Yutyrannus]

Spoiler: the usual

Technically not a fursuit but the person who uploaded this picture thought it was and showed it off in some furry groups and idk I thought it was funny lol

Ft. Telephone for extra awful points

fat

What are proportions

This person treating what looks like a base like,,, its a finished head and posing in it?? Out of context I'd shit myself in fear

EDIT:
This thing just crossed my feed and I thought it was exceptional enough to be featured out of spoiler.

 

[Double Dragon]

Journeying into furbuy and etsy today - gotta love them horrible, overpriced fursuits

Spoiler: $200

Spoiler: $400

Spoiler: $120

Spoiler: $350

Spoiler: $200

The only having one ear thing is intentional, apparently?

Spoiler: $600

Spoiler: $120

Spoiler: $375

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I remember the days when wearing a shitty, super warm animal suit in the hot sun was something you did to earn minimum wage, not something you paid hundreds of dollars for the privilege of.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Oh boy, someone broke the DAD rules and added a muzzle ring to their horse. Now her legion of white knights have their panties in a twist over fur markings. View attachment 268222

And you fail to mention the Tayerr ripoff on the left half the fanbase is chimping over, even though AT said it was no big deal?