Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

He thinks investment is as easy as picking some high dividend stocks and letting money pour in for 10 years. Everyone else of course is too much of a moron to have ever noticed this guaranteed, no fail get rich quick system.
 
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Abortions4All said:
He thinks investment is as easy as picking some high dividend stocks and letting money pour in for 10 years. Everyone else of course is too much of a moron to have ever noticed this guaranteed, no fail get rich quick system.
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As long as he's not put it all into crypto, I think it's fine. A version of Andrew where he rants about 'bag-holders, the dip and going to the moon' would be much much worse.
 
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As long as he's not put it all into crypto, I think it's fine. A version of Andrew where he rants about 'bag-holders, the dip and going to the moon' would be much much worse.
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What's "bag-holders, the dip and going to the moon"? completely over my head what you are talking about lol
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
I fully support this new stock market adventure. Andrew, stick to penny stocks or set up an account with 500 bucks and use that until you figure basic shit out. I haven't seen many lolcows go into stocks and I'm interested to see where you'll go with this.
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Penny stocks are good for beginners. Also look into medical and technology stocks, they're some of the stocks that are more likely to explode in value. I know some insufferable asshole who decided to invest 10,000$ in a pharmaceutical stock, and he cashed out when they were valued at about 120,000$. Keep in mind, this guy isn't the brightest and he does manual labor for a living. I'm not saying to just dump a fuckload of money in a random stock, but just something to keep in mind.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
I fully support this new stock market adventure. Andrew, stick to penny stocks or set up an account with 500 bucks and use that until you figure basic shit out. I haven't seen many lolcows go into stocks and I'm interested to see where you'll go with this.
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
Penny stocks are good for beginners. Also look into medical and technology stocks, they're some of the stocks that are more likely to explode in value. I know some insufferable asshole who decided to invest 10,000$ in a pharmaceutical stock, and he cashed out when they were valued at about 120,000$. Keep in mind, this guy isn't the brightest and he does manual labor for a living. I'm not saying to just dump a fuckload of money in a random stock, but just something to keep in mind.
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Good advice guys. I'm thinking of getting some stock for something less than $10 per share. I'll let you guys know how the stock investments go.

I met a woman at work I'm interested in. She seems nice. I want to get to know her before I might pursue her. She has a bachelor's degree and had most of it covered by financial aid but had to do an extra semester so she has 2500 in debt about and she won't pay it off for many years she said. Do you guys think it would be a good idea possibly to pay it off for her as a birthday present when its her birthday? her birthday is in December.
 
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I met a woman at work I'm interested in. She seems nice. I want to get to know her before I might pursue her. She has a bachelor's degree and had most of it covered by financial aid but had to do an extra semester so she has 2500 in debt about and she won't pay it off for many years she said. Do you guys think it would be a good idea possibly to pay it off for her as a birthday present when its her birthday? her birthday is in December.
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i'm going to choke the shit out of you
 
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I met a woman at work I'm interested in. She seems nice. I want to get to know her before I might pursue her. She has a bachelor's degree and had most of it covered by financial aid but had to do an extra semester so she has 2500 in debt about and she won't pay it off for many years she said. Do you guys think it would be a good idea possibly to pay it off for her as a birthday present when its her birthday? her birthday is in December.
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She'll be convinced you're a total psycho if you do that.
 
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I already told her about the protective order and the arrest warrant lol
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It's distinctly possible she is being polite with you if she didn't express disapproval or discomfort (although you should stop telling everyone about these matters regardless).

But dude, paying off student loans for work acquaintances is well outside the boundaries of socially normal behaviour. People don't do that, and if she's remotely normal she'll be more scared and horrified about what such an action indicates about your perception of your relationship with her than grateful about the debt being gone. Plus you could get in trouble at work and compromise your job for creeping out coworkers with socially abnornal behaviour. Don't do it.

If you actually like her and think there may be any mutual interest, ask her out. If she says yes, you can consider offering to pay off her loans further down the line if that goes anywhere. If she says no, you can be certain this is a bad idea to entertain. At any rate, don't get too ahead of yourself.
 
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Cato said:
It's distinctly possible she is being polite with you if she didn't express disapproval or discomfort (although you should stop telling everyone about these matters regardless).

But dude, paying off student loans for work acquaintances is well outside the boundaries of socially normal behaviour. People don't do that, and if she's remotely normal she'll be more scared and horrified about what such an acrion indicates about your perception of your relationship with her than grateful about the debt being gone. Plus you could get in trouble at work and compromise your job for creeping out coworkers with socially abnornal behaviour. Don't do it.

If you actually like her and think there may be any mutual interest, ask her out. If she says yes, you can consider offering to pay off her loans further down the line if that goes anywhere. If she says no, you can be certain this is a bad idea to entertain. At any rate, don't get too ahead of yourself.
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I would only do it if she expresses openness to my interest. I am trying to find an opportunity to talk more with her but i only get one small opportunity at work to talk to her. I have been trying to talk with her outside of work on facebook, but so far, only talked with her on facebook about an hour on tuesday. I agree with your concern, that makes sense.
 
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I would only do it if she expresses openness to my interest. I am trying to find an opportunity to talk more with her but i only get one small opportunity at work to talk to her. I have been trying to talk with her outside of work on facebook, but so far, only talked with her on facebook about an hour on tuesday. I agree with your concern, that makes sense.
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Why are you already plotting to give this woman $2500? You know that most men wouldn't even spend that much on a wedding ring, right? Just giving money to women is not a way to court them.
 
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Why are you already plotting to give this woman $2500? You know that most men wouldn't even spend that much on a wedding ring, right? Just giving money to women is not a way to court them.
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I figure money combined with charm will make me more likely to woo someone. However, lets say I become a millionaire. I might try to keep it a secret from them to see if they genuinely are interested in me or not.
 
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I also would like to start a small business selling food. There is a special co op that if i were to work (unpaid) for them four hours a week, I get a 24% discount on their prices, and if I buy in bulk (usually anywhere from 6-12 packages in a single bulk purchase) I get an additional 10% discount. So I could get a 34% discount on all food items in their store and then I could sell them to people for a 20% discount of the full price, so I'd be making the difference of 14% as profit. If I can do that I'd love to do that

I also just sent an email inquiry to organic valley company to inquire about their minimum requirements for carrying their products in a store. We'll see what they say.

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What's the charm you're puttin' on her?
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Kindness. Holding doors open. Greeting her at work occasionally. Sitting with her and talking with her. Making her laugh with my witty humor. I sat down at the break room table by myself and she came over and sat next to me today.

She was funny the other day on tuesday she said she saw that i had asked on facebook if she and i wanted to be friends and then she asked one of the other coworkers if its allowed to be friends with coworkers. lol! the coworker said its ok and I agreed and said its ok its probably just wrong to sleep with the boss (no one found that funny except me).
 
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tamarlover said:
I figure money combined with charm will make me more likely to woo someone. However, lets say I become a millionaire. I might try to keep it a secret from them to see if they genuinely are interested in me or not.
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When a woman is impressed by money, there are two possibilities:

A: They assume that because you have money, you are a reasonably well-put together person who has a place to live and their shit together enough to start saving up money. You do not have a place to live or your shit together, you live with your parents. You have no money. Until you move out you have negative money in the eyes of every woman on the planet, because the money that you do have is money that reasonable men would be putting towards getting their own place. These women are interested in financial success, of which you have none.

Even if you do woo her with your money and charm, what are you gonna do, fuck her in your twin bed while your parents are downstairs?

B: They want to take your money and run. These women are interested in money, and they will leave as soon as they take all of it that they can from you.

This is seriously advice your dad should have given you like a decade ago.
 
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i'm not sure about where I'll live in the coming years. I won't be living in the same house as my parents when I'm married, but I'm unsure if i will live far away from them or close. Remember i'll be a millionaire so i'll be able to buy a house ;)

http://www.newlovetimes.com/i-fell-in-love-with-my-stalker/
 
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