Most Autistic Man in Wrestling

Late, but lolTNA was a hilarious article, largely because this was shit that a writing team actually put on television. With money.
 
Come on. Everyone knows its the fans that are the real autist. Anyone who willingly sits through a TNA show has problems. At least the wrestlers are getting paid.
 
Come on. Everyone knows its the fans that are the real autist. Anyone who willingly sits through a TNA show has problems. At least the wrestlers are getting paid.

>TNA
>Getting Paid


Pick one.

There's a reason why nearly all the wrestlers with actual talent or name recognition once associated with TNA have left the company. Even old stalwarts who made their name in TNA such as AJ Styles and Samoa Joe eventually jumped ship to WWE.

To get back on topic, I'd say Jim Cornette is probably the most autistic man in wrestling, given his rigid way of thinking and insistence on traditionalism. And this is from someone who is a Jim Cornette fan.
 
Alberto Del Rio. I was actually considering starting a thread on him because of his online antics, but was told to take it to the sports section instead. Dude failed in WWE twice despite being handed everything and now picks fights with fans and ex-coworkers online like an internet tough guy.

Also, he beat Paige. So there's that.
 
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/wooo/ dropped a lead on some dank wrassletism afoot
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This is somehow about why his wrestling gifs are so amazing that you need to fight him irl.
 
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I remember some horrible fan called Green Lantern fan who supposedly crashed a wrestler's funeral, would time matches, and even get in arguments with refs during matches about counts and always wore a green lantern shirt

I would bet he''s got some serious levels of tism

http://wayback.archive.org/web/2014...mapedia.org/index.php?title=Green_Lantern_Fan

The biggest loser in the history of wrestling fans. His highlights include:

 
I remember some horrible fan called Green Lantern fan who supposedly crashed a wrestler's funeral, would time matches, and even get in arguments with refs during matches about counts and always wore a green lantern shirt

I would bet he''s got some serious levels of tism

http://wayback.archive.org/web/2014...mapedia.org/index.php?title=Green_Lantern_Fan

The biggest loser in the history of wrestling fans. His highlights include:

I can name 10 people who had a less dignified career than Ryder off the top of my head

1. Barry Horowitz
2. Brooklyn Brawler
3. The Gambler
4. Bunkhouse Buck
5. Randy Mulkey
6. Bill Mulkey
7. Lenny Lane
8. Van Hammer
9. The Yeti/Reese
10. Violent J
11. Shaggy 2 Dope
12. Road Block
13. Every Anderson brother who wasn't Road Dogg
14. Scott Putski
15. The Kiss Demon
16. Scotty Riggs
17. Mike Modest
18. El Dandy
19. Super Calo
20. Silver King

Shit dude I doubled that... I watched a lot of WCW Saturday Night. Ryder has won the IC and US belts. Too bad his push came three or four years too late.

EDIT: OH YEAH I TOTALLY FORGOT THE DUDE WITH ONE LEG

Who the fuck are you to doubt El Dandy?

Zack Ryder is a total geek but a loyal company man
 
Let's see...

"Hard Work" Bobby Walker (a WCW jobber who joined the racism lawsuit against the company and claimed he should be paid as much as Ric Flair)

Hardbody Harrison (another WCW jobber who ended up getting a life sentence for sex trafficking and forced labor)

And everyone on the Shitarse Fifty

http://shitarsefifty.livejournal.com/
 
Who was the guy that killed his whole family again?

That guy!
 
>TNA
>Getting Paid


Pick one.

There's a reason why nearly all the wrestlers with actual talent or name recognition once associated with TNA have left the company. Even old stalwarts who made their name in TNA such as AJ Styles and Samoa Joe eventually jumped ship to WWE.

To get back on topic, I'd say Jim Cornette is probably the most autistic man in wrestling, given his rigid way of thinking and insistence on traditionalism. And this is from someone who is a Jim Cornette fan.

Well Dixie left, once that happened people started getting paid. Not well, but they're now paid more often.

That being said, does Dixie count as being a man? Because she didn't have a fucking clue what she did.
 
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Well Dixie left, once that happened people started getting paid. Not well, but they're now paid more often.

That being said, does Dixie count as being a man? Because she didn't have a fucking clue what she did.
Dixies problem was putting people like Russo and Hogan in control of the book and forcing herself into storylines. Jarrett leaving the day to day operations and Hogan coming in was the death knell of TNA and we're lucky that TNA survived.
 
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Dixies problem was putting people like Russo and Hogan in control of the book and forcing herself into storylines. Jarrett leaving the day to day operations and Hogan coming in was the death knell of TNA and we're lucky that TNA survived.

It wasn't just Russo and Hogan, anyone who worked for the WWE had her ear, not realizing there was a reason why a lot of them got fired.
 
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It wasn't just Russo and Hogan, anyone who worked for the WWE had her ear, not realizing there was a reason why a lot of them got fired.
Kinda. People like Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy and Christian were actual net positives to TNA and put on good matches during their time in TNA. I dont think TNA would of survived it didnt have Kurt and Jeff drawing in their own fanbase to watch TNA. The other real problem with TNA is their real inability to make homegrown main eventers that stuck and that TNA had confidence in such as AJ Styles and Samoa Joe.
 
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Kinda. People like Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy and Christian were actual net positives to TNA and put on good matches during their time in TNA. I dont think TNA would of survived it didnt have Kurt and Jeff drawing in their own fanbase to watch TNA. The other real problem with TNA is their real inability to make homegrown main eventers that stuck and that TNA had confidence in such as AJ Styles and Samoa Joe.

It wasn't just them that they hired, they also hired old bookers, writers and film crew WWE had, they all had their own ideas and since Dixie said "yes" to nearly all of them, no one really knew what was going on day to day.

Doesn't help that certain people like Hogan and Flair asked for tens of thousands of dollars per appearance which ate into their funds and soured with their home grown talent.
 
After the way she hustled Billy Pumpkins and Anthem and the nazi twins and whoever the fuck many other people I think it's pretty safe to say Dixie is every bit the carnie that a wrassle promoter is expected to be.
 
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