DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

And Water Closet is a troll LOL.

No idea what you're talking about. He is a true and honest fan.

It's the first of the month, so these are probably just non-auto renewing pledges just dropping off until the 13 year old's grovel for mummy's CC and re-pledge, aren't they?

I don't believe so. The public facing amount gets reduced the moment someone removed or reduces an existing pledge. I also don't believe this is a reflection on declined pledges because Patreon tried multiple times to charge people over a few days. I think this is just people throwing in the towel and saying they're done.

 

[PL 879]

I don't believe so. The public facing amount gets reduced the moment someone removed or reduces an existing pledge. I also don't believe this is a reflection on declined pledges because Patreon tried multiple times to charge people over a few days. I think this is just people throwing in the towel and saying they're done.

Phil's heading below $700 if he keeps the goal the same for September.

Also double posting, SoapQueen1. Flog thyself.

 

[Van Darkholme]

Keep in mind this is the same day:

1:44 "The truth of the matter is, I don't even look at viewer count anymore. I used to be all about the views. Views, views, views, views, views."
6:55 "Now the viewership on my Yakuza playthroughs is really bad. But so long as there's steady videos released, at least it adds up to the same amount of views."

 

[James Smith]

Phil's heading below $700 if he keeps the goal the same for September.

Also double posting, SoapQueen1. Flog thyself.

FeelsBadMan

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Kek, I feel like if I don't the latest paymetonnes amounts that it will change in the next minute. His Patreon is fluctuating so much that it's hilarious.

When will it hit 700? I'm betting in the next few months, maybe well into November? His target audience is going back to school and has to put that money to other uses.

 

[Near]

Gonna be low views god when even the biggest idiots leave him

 

[JamFlowMan]

And this comes right after the day he said Twitch had overtaken Youtube as his primary source of income like it was good news....

Eddyb43 has him at almost $4,000 in Twitch money with half a month of tips left to count up. The fact he is giving people shit about Patreon and Youtube views is insane. It really is true there will never be an amount that would satisfy his greed.

 

[tomstone]

Eddyb43 has him at almost $4,000 in Twitch money with half a month of tips left to count up. The fact he is giving people shit about Patreon and Youtube views is insane. It really is true there will never be an amount that would satisfy his greed.

what do you expect? he is the purest form of a pos human with zero good character traits (+zero good physical traits). i love the fact that his outside appearance is in perfect harmony with his inside.

 

[PL 879]

Simply stated, Phil doesn't analyze what people demand of his product and instead thinks the latest game will be the panacea.
His Patreon would easily be over $1,500 if he wouldn't just matter-of-factly state on a whim and through a snort that he'll play Bloodbourne again in either January or July. No...fool. What he should say is this:

"Folks, I would love to do a Bloodbourne no-grind playthrough but I don't know if I will have the time. However, if people really want to see me play it and give Ludwig a shot again then the Patreon funding will need to consistently remain over $1,500 every month. If that happens, I'll start that up in January. And all individual monthly goals during that time will also be considered met."

Boom. Beautiful. That's $6,000 in donations instead of potentially $3,400 by the end of the year if things remain current.
At the end of that playthrough, he can play the same card with the next most-demanded playthough, but make that goal $1,750 per month.
So simple, yet so complicated for an Honors Program Business School graduate.

 

[neger psykolog]

Simply stated, Phil doesn't analyze what people demand of his product and instead thinks the latest game will be the panacea.
His Patreon would easily be over $1,500 if he wouldn't matter-of-factly state that he'll play Bloodbourne again in either January or July. No...fool.
"Folks, I would love to do a Bloodbourne no-grind playthrough but I don't know if I will have the time. However, if people really want to see me play it and give Ludwig a shot again then the Patreon funding will need to consistently remain over $1,500 every month. If that happens, I'll start that up in January. And all individual monthly goals during that time will also be considered met."
Boom. Beautiful. That's $6,000 in donations instead of potentially $3,400 by the end of the year if things remain current.
At the end of that playthrough, he can play the same card with the next most-demanded playthough, but make that goal $1,750 per month.
So simple, yet so complicated for an Honors Program Business School graduate.

I still find it hard to believe he refuses to try any PC games.

There are some older PC games he would have 0 problem streaming and would be cheap as well as entertaining but no, can't do that it's on PC.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Simply stated, Phil doesn't analyze what people demand of his product and instead thinks the latest game will be the panacea.
His Patreon would easily be over $1,500 if he wouldn't just matter-of-factly state on a whim and through a snort that he'll play Bloodbourne again in either January or July. No...fool. What he should say is this:

"Folks, I would love to do a Bloodbourne no-grind playthrough but I don't know if I will have the time. However, if people really want to see me play it and give Ludwig a shot again then the Patreon funding will need to consistently remain over $1,500 every month. If that happens, I'll start that up in January. And all individual monthly goals during that time will also be considered met."

Boom. Beautiful. That's $6,000 in donations instead of potentially $3,400 by the end of the year if things remain current.
At the end of that playthrough, he can play the same card with the next most-demanded playthough, but make that goal $1,750 per month.
So simple, yet so complicated for an Honors Program Business School graduate.

It should be halal to give out such great advice for DSP. That fucker might read that and rake your pitch up for grabs

 

[PL 879]

It should be halal to give out such great advice for DSP. That fucker might read that and rake your pitch up for grabs

He won't because it can easily be pointed out that "a detractor" gave him the idea and half his fanbase would end up short circuiting.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I really think he was banking on the idea that a lot of people would do recurring donations on his Patreon and then forget, giving him a steady stream of income that he doesn't have to work for. He didn't realise that shilling Twitch stuff so hard would have such a noticeable affect.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I still find it hard to believe he refuses to try any PC games.

There are some older PC games he would have 0 problem streaming and would be cheap as well as entertaining but no, can't do that it's on PC.

Watch the TIHYDP of Hotline Miami some time, towards the end he talks about how he won't play the sequel because his index finger hurts from pressing the mouse button. I'm not even "joking" you

 

[BatChatillon]

He never went for simple solutions. It takes him forever to change his habits, like when his fans pointed him to Minecraft, Undertale, Five Nights At Freddy's or even Direct Capture. Using Bloodborne as bait would be a great idea, but since he doesn't listen to anybody except for his wallet and he is so uncreative and lazy about his own goals that would not happen any time soon.

By now he should now which games work for him in matters of views and which doesn't. Says Leyton v Wright almost killed his voice forever but plays every Yakuza game under the Sun. He could milk the Souls games and related ones but no, he has to play every hyped game. On consoles. Because his PC cannot handle games as he claims.

 

[CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX]

Watch the TIHYDP of Hotline Miami some time, towards the end he talks about how he won't play the sequel because his index finger hurts from pressing the mouse button. I'm not even "joking" you

I think of all the TIHYDP videos, his Hotline Miami playthroughs are the most I've ever laughed at him. True classics.

 

[neger psykolog]

He never went for simple solutions. It takes him forever to change his habits, like when his fans pointed him to Minecraft, Undertale, Five Nights At Freddy's or even Direct Capture. Using Bloodborne as bait would be a great idea, but since he doesn't listen to anybody except for his wallet and he is so uncreative and lazy about his own goals that would not happen any time soon.

By now he should now which games work for him in matters of views and which doesn't. Says Leyton v Wright almost killed his voice forever but plays every Yakuza game under the Sun. He could tard cum the Souls games and related ones but no, he has to play every hyped game. On consoles. Because his PC cannot handle games as he claims.

It's a wonder he doesn't just do something like "Shitty Saturday" and go buy a bunch of bargain-bin games on Steam.

Play each for 20-30 minutes and then swap to the next.
I bet that is too much hard work though. Best to spend $60 on a new release.

 

[Near]

Simply stated, Phil doesn't analyze what people demand of his product and instead thinks the latest game will be the panacea.
His Patreon would easily be over $1,500 if he wouldn't just matter-of-factly state on a whim and through a snort that he'll play Bloodbourne again in either January or July. No...fool. What he should say is this:

"Folks, I would love to do a Bloodbourne no-grind playthrough but I don't know if I will have the time. However, if people really want to see me play it and give Ludwig a shot again then the Patreon funding will need to consistently remain over $1,500 every month. If that happens, I'll start that up in January. And all individual monthly goals during that time will also be considered met."

Boom. Beautiful. That's $6,000 in donations instead of potentially $3,400 by the end of the year if things remain current.
At the end of that playthrough, he can play the same card with the next most-demanded playthough, but make that goal $1,750 per month.
So simple, yet so complicated for an Honors Program Business School graduate.

Delet this
it's actual good advice he might use and pretend he came up with it on his own

 

[neger psykolog]

Interesting (someone who looks a lot more successful on Twitch/Vidme talking shit about Phil's ebegging). Basically saying that DSP is the reason livestreamers get called "beggars".

Apparently he is a dad and has a ton of his own debt, but he makes the point that it is not his viewers problem at all. It's his problem.

"DSP, I doubt you're gonna see this, dude, just stop, you're making a fucking mockery of yourself. You are the reason--People like you are the reason the name "ebeggar" came up, because you're always begging people to reach your patreon goals so you can pay your bills and so you can get out of debt"

He then talks shit about the kahndo, the unnecessary BMW, and the exgirlfriend shit.
golden.

"Fuck you dude, you have to be an adult. If you can't pay your bills stop making fucking videos, stop doing livestreams, get out and get a fucking JOOOOOOOOB"

He then talks shit about DSP blocking anyone who is remotely critical of him.

I like this guy.

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

Eddyb43 has him at almost $4,000 in Twitch money with half a month of tips left to count up. The fact he is giving people shit about Patreon and Youtube views is insane. It really is true there will never be an amount that would satisfy his greed.

Given that this amount comes with him stream for 8+ hrs a day to an audience primarily overseas. He might take one day off,but considering he has to work through holidays(Labor Day this coming monday, and thanksgiven, christmas, winter break and new years to follow) he has a shitty job.

Delet this
it's actual good advice he might use and pretend he came up with it on his own

Its actually scary advice that Phil could re-dupe his fans into paying to see him play a game in order to watch his death counter crash rival the national debt or see him rage. The guy is rolling into his middle years, pushing his"pay to watch me play this game" business model is more gimmicky than anything at this point.