DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Moritsune said:
DSP being the cockroach that he is, would either hide somewhere on the ship before he would be put on one of the landing vehicles, or he'd play dead in the water for the whole day of operation overlord.
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Even young Phil would not get drafted, he would say he has a bad back, gout, snorts etc. and he would not leave boot camp because of his insubordinary behaviour. He would be the guy you didn't want to sit next to you in a fox hole, because the Germans made sure they don't have Phil Burnells in their army.

ALSO HOT SHIT:
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialCutePeppermintKreygasm

Begs for tips
 
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Shit let's players that aren't lolcows don't fap live. And they certainly don't go complaining "DOOD, DA GAME IS BUGGED ACKACKACK" and that's not even mentioning his FGC era antics or how he treated PandaLee and his friends..
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Don't take the bait.
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tbf, it was shit bait.
back on topic:
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Meta Junglira said:
I think it's confirmed that many of those views are viewbots.
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Yeah, the money that Vidar doesn't give to Phil directly is spent on viewbots for his streams. I'm 99% sure Vidar flat out admitted that on Twitter or on here.

I'd be willing to bet that Phil has, at best, 200 actual people who watch his streams on average. And probably half of those are people who watch for the drama or to troll him.
 
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It's kind of funny how much he shits on Bungie, and he's already declared that he isn't going to enjoy Destiny 2 because it is a bad game. Yet he has to have it on release day.

I get that he's just doing it for the views, but it's like the idea of not playing something he knows he will dislike hasn't even entered his mind. It just seems odd too, because he can't be pulling in new viewers. People aren't finding his channel and sticking around for his quality content. The people that donate and support him are like BSV, they'll do it no matter what he's playing. He could at least make his job a little easier and stop wasting money on new releases and just play things he actually enjoys. He needs to recognize his business "success" now comes from him being a cult hit among a few very autistic people, not because he's constantly getting and retaining new viewers.

That's why he's hitting such a dip, he's actually managed to find a tipping point for a lot of the loyal autists, and now they're finally jumping ship.
 
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2 things:

Nobody gives a damn about Phil or his gameplay because the chat was discussing politics for a while now.

The vast majority of channels have a "No Politics/Religion" rule for a reason. Polarizing conversations lead to hostile chats, which look extremely unwelcoming to new viewers. Surprise surprise, Phil and his mod team haven't given that any thought.
 
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BrunoMattei said:

It would be great if people sent him empty game cases.
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If you get to the point in your "business" where you can't even purchase the products necessary to make the business run, you've failed in every aspect.
Fans are now being asked to provide DSP's wish list so he can then ban them for the slightest infraction while playing the games they purchased.
This guy has no fucking limit to his audacity.
 
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Went to check out his chat. First thing that pops up is someone saying "old lady period blood pancakes." Glad to see Dsp has attracted that mature adult audience.

Why is Phil bothering with Destiny 2. He doesn't want to buy it or play it and the viewers that believe what he says won't turn in to watch a garbage game from a lazy developer. Not only does a fan need to buy Phil the game, but 3 other people need to buy it as well so he doesn't have to risk playing with detractors. All of this to get the same 500 people to watch on Twitch and 1,000 views on his first Youtube video. The time of day 1 views is over for Phil. He could just play solitaire, bitch about his life, and keep the same dwindling audience.
 
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DSParodies said:
sigh.. guess I need to write a new song for phil
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Do "That's how I like it" by Bruno Mars

Hey, hey, hey
I got a condo on the East side
BSV got some tips in mind?
You and your bits invited
So gon' and get to cheerin'
Go pop it for a streamer, pop-pop it for *snort* me
*Snort* Go ahead and cheer it for a streamer, cheer-cheer for me
I'll buy a three bedroom in Washington for me and the Panda
Wake up with no Leanna (nope)
Hungry man for dinner
Samosa, serve that gouty
I got it if I want it, got, got it if I want it
Said I got it if I want it, take your parents wallet if I want it, now
Jump in the BMW
(let's put some miles on it)
Anything I want
(Just to put a smile on me)
I deserve it baby, I deserve it all *Snort*
And you're gonna give it to me
Cool Twitch streams got me raging all night
Drones cheerin' and tippin' with no end in sight
Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like

Please help I'm bad a lyrics
 
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If only KevinTThomas would make a video on dsp and bsv. *sigh* too bad he went silent

Considering phil has his address listed online, why has nobody sent him a few empty game cases with business cards?
 
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