Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malt Liquor]

Lel
https://archive.is/IUNtV (TL; DR : Nintendo don't consider Mario a plumber anymore)

Chances that Bob starts chimping about Nintendo betraying him and his childhood again?

 

[BR55]

Bob is so provincial and closed-minded and convinced of his own brilliance and righteousness that he looks at that old New Yorker cover that depicts Manhattan as the entire world and says, "Yeah, seems about right."

Funny thing about that. To My knowledge Bob, like the vast majority of his SJW friends, lives in a suburb of his beloved city. A white as fuck upper middle class suburb like all big city suburbs.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Funny thing about that. To My knowledge Bob, like the vast majority of his SJW friends, lives in a suburb of his beloved city. A white as fuck upper middle class suburb like all big city suburbs.

That is because they love the facade of diversity. They want it to seem like their city is happy with many different cultures and backgrounds. In reality however, they love to live in their little enclaves as those "POCs" in especially impoverished areas can get violent and dangerous and wouldn't want to ruin the narrative about their multicultural utopia.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Nintendo decides to drop a daisy cutter on Bob's Mario canon: https://kotaku.com/mario-is-officially-no-longer-a-plumber-1799118840.

tl;dr: Not only is Mario not from Brooklyn, he's not a plumber!

 

[Mola Ram]

If you were really trying to be Bob, it would just be the stress sigh with no attempts at refuting the point.

While I'm always open to criticism from ya, Sexy, I kinda think I got the blatant refusal to answer a question, veiled insult, and smug sense of "superior" intelligence pretty well.

I do regret, however, implying he knows what a Janissary was.

 

[Water-T]

I do regret, however, implying he knows what a Janissary was.

Bob probably thinks it's the guy who cleans the toilets.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob's stress sigh is usually just his heart working overtime.

 

[Count groudon]

http://kotaku.com/mario-is-officially-no-longer-a-plumber-1799118840/amp

So apparently Mario isn't actually a plumber anymore. Man poor Bob, it really seems like Nintendo is going out of their way to completely write anything that even remotely relates to that shitty cartoon series out of canon.

 

[A Random]

Okay, when three people post the same thing, it's already time to check what the subject even might have to say.

So far he's just ignored it. Seems like he hasn't found a reason to reply yet.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Maybe he's in denial?

 

[nad7155]

Okay, when three people post the same thing

Redundant posts are 84 percent of the stuff on here.

Saying the same thing over and over but in a slightly different way is the norm.

 

[Mola Ram]

Redundant posts are 84 percent of the stuff on here.

Saying the same thing over and over but in a slightly different way is the norm.

Yeah, seriously, it's like only 15 or 16% of posts say anything new.

People tend to repeat the same stuff, just altering a few words here and there.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Guys, Nintendo just said Mario is not and never has been a gynecologist. Has Bob said anything yet?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah, seriously, it's like only 15 or 16% of posts say anything new.

People tend to repeat the same stuff, just altering a few words here and there.

Speaking of repetition about the dumbest things:

 

[Mola Ram]

Speaking of repetition about the dumbest things:
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Cards on the table: I can't make it through his ranting anymore most of the time. I really can't. I try, man. Every one you post that I catch. And I just have to kind of gloss over them after the hundredth variation on "superior future" or "all the stupid" or "garbage people" or whatever obnoxious mouth-shit he's spewing that day might be.

That said, I glean enough from this latest sample that he's never heard of GK Chesterton's parable of the fence, and is too arrogant and stupid to understand it if he did.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Is there any tangible difference between Bob and an evangelic preacher at this point? Promise of heaven. Only true laws are God's laws. The chosen people already know the way.

Mexicans are Bob's abortions.

 

[Jaimas]

Is there any tangible difference between Bob and an evangelic preacher at this point? Promise of heaven. Only true laws are God's laws. The chosen people already know the way.

Mexicans are Bob's abortions.

The evangelical preacher will actually do charity work and accomplish some good shit via proxy.

Cards on the table: I can't make it through his ranting anymore most of the time. I really can't. I try, man. Every one you post that I catch. And I just have to kind of gloss over them after the hundredth variation on "superior future" or "all the stupid" or "garbage people" or whatever obnoxious mouth-shit he's spewing that day might be.

That said, I glean enough from this latest sample that he's never heard of GK Chesterton's parable of the fence, and is too arrogant and stupid to understand it if he did.

He's a fucking lunatic who believes in fucking absolute postmodernist BS. No borders, no countries, just an all-powerful mega-state he's convinced will be populated solely by people who think and act the way he does.

Which ignores that Bob would be the first one black-bagged after he got his way.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Cards on the table: I can't make it through his ranting anymore most of the time. I really can't. I try, man. Every one you post that I catch. And I just have to kind of gloss over them after the hundredth variation on "superior future" or "all the stupid" or "garbage people" or whatever obnoxious mouth-shit he's spewing that day might be.

That said, I glean enough from this latest sample that he's never heard of GK Chesterton's parable of the fence, and is too arrogant and stupid to understand it if he did.

I can barely understand them half the time. I think what he's getting at is we need to destroy the constitution because our grandkids and him will be laughing at our concept of having nations and borders. He still thinks he'll make it and Gen Z and beyond will have no one who wants their nation to do good.

Is there any tangible difference between Bob and an evangelic preacher at this point? Promise of heaven. Only true laws are God's laws. The chosen people already know the way.

Mega-Corps and career politicians are Bob's abortions.

Fixed that for you unless those are the "Chosen People".

 

[Kyria the Great]

Cards on the table: I can't make it through his ranting anymore most of the time. I really can't. I try, man. Every one you post that I catch. And I just have to kind of gloss over them after the hundredth variation on "superior future" or "all the stupid" or "garbage people" or whatever obnoxious mouth-shit he's spewing that day might be.

That said, I glean enough from this latest sample that he's never heard of GK Chesterton's parable of the fence, and is too arrogant and stupid to understand it if he did.

Truth be told, I honestly don't know why Bob isn't an An-cap as he makes the open borders argument like they do

 

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I see he is capatalizing the T in thinkers. He used to have this stupid "There are two types of people, Thinkers and Believers" crap that he posted to his blog for a while. Even his fans on his blog at the time got sick of that shit quick. He seemed to have dropped it after a while but it looks like it might have a comeback.
Bob should be concerned to living to the future at all instead of just the Superior Future.