SJW Art and Extremes

[Fagnacious D]

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The fat one over there had his penis cut off in a traumatic experience, so I really doubt he'd be all above calling himself asexie.

He Looks Like A Talking Penis

 

[DatBoiShepard]

In terms of toys, it's going to be like cartoons. While one can be on the side of complaining on how it will affect kids, there's still going to be people sperging over toys the same way you get manchildren sperging over a cartoon.

Tumblr's doll community is a goldmine when it comes to sperging about how problematic toy lines are towards poc/lgbt, yet buy a fuck ton of dolls and "queer" them up. They seem to have a love hate relationship with Mattel's lines and take the dolls a bit personally.
The art is a mixed bag.

Spoiler: MH

two years can really make a difference in art boi

Spoiler: Doll Stands

Doll Stands


This is for Mattel,

One of the biggest mistakes you could make in the Monster High, or Ever After High franchise is removing doll stands from the packaging. A doll stand included in packaging clearly sends a message to the consumer that this doll is no just for children. The simple pieces of plastic state, that these dolls can be display and collected. These dolls are also for adults! Removing doll stands from packaging would be one of the quickest ways to alienate and eliminate your adult fans and consumers.

My concise point has been made, and the rest is a personal story related to doll stands.

I know making a stand costs extra money that you could save, especially since most kids will ignore or discard the stand. But I have a story about the worth of a doll stand.

It was after Christmas in 2014 and the store which I was an employee was essentially empty after the holiday sales. I was happy for the peace as I ran clearance on all the left over items. One of the items that I marked down was the 2014 Frights Camera Action Honey Swamp. After I robotically scanned her down, I looked at her, and was instantly struck by the texture of her hair. Never before had I seen a doll so bold, so daring, so…MONSTROUS as to have an Afro Texture in a White Supremacist country. I thought to myself, “How did she get past initial reviews? Surely someone on the board had claimed she wouldn’t sell due to her hair!” In that moment I felt an overwhelming sadness, because she hadn’t sold! It was after Christmas, when every other toy in the nation had already found a home and she was still sitting in a store. I didn’t want whatever board member to be right, so I bought her for full price, and even refused to use my employee discount.

I only bought her for her afro, thus I had no real intention of ever opening her, much less playing with her. Yet, when I took her home and put her on my desk, her packaging was so torn and busted from being on sale for so long that I decide to finish the already started unpacking. She fell out with her cute little accessories, and hairbrush??? (Brushing her hair would ruin her, I hope non-curly haired girls knew that). But tacked to the side of the box was something I had never seen before. I pulled it out and popped it together, and hey! it was a little doll stand for Honey. I put her in the stand to see if it actually worked, and loo and behold she was standing! In that moment, the doll took another form. She was more than an object to be played with, she could also be displayed, and collected! And from that little $15 doll in the clearance bin I have spent over $500 on my Monster High (and now beginning EAH) Doll Collection. And I am certain, that I would have never started collecting, if those three little pieces of plastic that click together to make a stand, had not been included in the packaging.

Spoiler: Original

 

[Hummingbird]

Tumblr's doll community is a goldmine when it comes to sperging about how problematic toy lines are towards poc/lgbt, yet buy a fuck ton of dolls and "queer" them up. They seem to have a love hate relationship with Mattel's lines and take the dolls a bit personally.
The art is a mixed bag.

Spoiler: MH

Spoiler: Original

Now all the girl monsters look like dudes cosplaying them.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

This is just plain sad. I mean although still super-Tumblr, the first one you can actually see physical differences and personality in the characters. Now it's just a sameface-y mess. The only good thing I can say about the second is that at least now I can see the invisible girl properly.

 

[Baka Burst]

Tumblr's doll community is a goldmine when it comes to sperging about how problematic toy lines are towards poc/lgbt, yet buy a fuck ton of dolls and "queer" them up. They seem to have a love hate relationship with Mattel's lines and take the dolls a bit personally.
The art is a mixed bag.

Spoiler: MH

Spoiler: Original

Tumblrinas are the real monsters!

And I honestly think that Tumblrinas should not buy dolls if they are not gonna play with them. I like dolls and toys mostly because I am a self-admittedly childish person but I recognize these aren't made for me. They are for actual children

Anyways, for other news. Searching "brownwash" in Tumblr gives a huuuge place to mine Tumblr art

Spoiler: Who is that?

Spoiler: It's him

The actual character isn't actually pretty but he doesn't look like a drug addict either way.

 

[friedshrimp]

I dunno, I don't remember Oberyn Martell being that stereotypically Middle Eastern with the great big honking nose.

The character in the books has big middle eastern-like attributes, though he's played by a latino in the show. I wouldn't be surprised they "brown washed" him in this art to be "accurate".

 

[Fagnacious D]

I can't comprehend what the hell is goin on

are you talking about this...?

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/art/Dating-a-trans-person-698965309

Once a trans person approaches you and if they are post op you must never disobey or displease them in any manner. If you choose to do this, you're transphobic (which is problematic).

 

[Brit Crust]

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/art/Dating-a-trans-person-698965309

I can't comprehend what the hell is goin on

My takeaway is that you shouldn't date people who willingly mutilate their genitalia.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Spoiler: The Redraw

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I regret that I only have one Islamic content rating to give

 

[Despairagus]

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/art/Dating-a-trans-person-698965309

I can't even begin to address how absolutely fucking stupid this is. Where's the alcohol

 

[Miraculous Mira]

Bitch, where the fuck you think you at?

don't call me a bitch, I don't like it

 

[Smarmy]

don't call me a bitch, I don't like it

The correct response is "Thank you. May I have another?"

 

[clowney]

https://akhnaton-ii.deviantart.com/art/Dating-a-trans-person-698965309

Honestly I've seen worse, mostly because I usually see ones that say you have to date trans people no matter what they look like because "transphobia uwu" it's honestly a breath of fresh air to see something that's only half completely moronic. (still the level of stupid in this is stroke inducing so autism rating for you)

don't call me a bitch, I don't like it

Bitch, where the fuck you think you at?

 

[Meowthkip]

Anyways, for other news. Searching "brownwash" in Tumblr gives a huuuge place to mine Tumblr art

Spoiler: Who is that?

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Spoiler: It's him

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The actual character isn't actually pretty but he doesn't look like a drug addict either way.

The way he's cropped makes him look like his right arm is short and tiny.

don't call me a bitch, I don't like it

COMMENCE THE HAZING RITUAL.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Once a trans person approaches you and if they are post op you must never disobey or displease them in any manner.

But remember: It's also transphobic to ASK them if they are pre or post op.

So if a troon approaches you - pretend that you are sick (that's currently not troonphobic) and RUN.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Bruh, those monkey arms.

Never skip leg day.

 

[exhausted]

Spoiler: the fanart

Spoiler: the source material

why the fuck does jade have a beard

 

[Calamity Jane]

why the fuck does jade have a beard

More like Jade Hairley. Heurghghegh.
Though I DO wonder if she's meant to be trans or something; Wouldn't be the first (or last) time Tumblr depicts transsexuals with over-emphasised assets of their biological sex.

Spoiler: Eta

Spot on. This artist has been featured multiple times in this thread, and is known to headcanon Jane as trans.

well i'll be fucking damned

 

[UnderwaterUnderworld]

More like Jade Hairley. Heurghghegh.
Though I DO wonder if she's meant to be trans or something; Wouldn't be the first (or last) time Tumblr depicts transsexuals with over-emphasised assets of their biological sex.

Spot on. This artist has been featured multiple times in this thread, and is known to headcanon Jane as trans.

 

[Durenduren]

Tumblr's doll community is a goldmine when it comes to sperging about how problematic toy lines are towards poc/lgbt, yet buy a fuck ton of dolls and "queer" them up. They seem to have a love hate relationship with Mattel's lines and take the dolls a bit personally.
The art is a mixed bag.

Spoiler: MH

Spoiler: Original

I know this might sound autistic, but the art doesn't make me want to tore my eyes out. Maybe its not tumblry enough to be bad.