Skitzocow Ketchup / Danny Mikolajczak - Batshit crazy white supremacist, scammer, and unfit father; admitted to giving his daughter a knife

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Lol, "My friends will give me low-level jobs because they like me, not because I'm the most easily manipulated person on Earth and they can easily use me."

So Danny, have you ever had any leadership roll at all in white nationalism? How about Christian Identity? Or are you just a low-intelligence petty criminal used as fodder? Do you think if Fascism was actually a mainstream political belief that they would welcome you? Or do the very few fascists in America tolerate your presence because they have so few warm bodies?

And who's your favorite rassler?
 
I got friends

This implies you have friends, pretty bold claim there bud.

will give me a job tow trucking or fixing vehicles

Again, bold claim. Giving you a job implies you have useful skills (which I doubt, and you've never demonstrated) to any potential employer. You claim you could just walk over to someone, ask for a job, and be drawing a wage directly after. You claim you can get a job with your spotty and spurious work history, terrible demeanor, and completely unkempt look. Let's look at the options you've presented here shall we?

Running a tow truck.

Question #1 What class of tow truck? Are you talking class 3-5 (under 19,500 lbs GVW)? If this is the case, you don't need a CDL, but you would have to be licensed to operate a towing/recovery vehicle in a number Minnesota municipalities, due to their being used in recovery/repossessions (something you might be familiar with) and emergency operations. Anything over 19,500 lbs with air brakes (most class 5-7 trucks have air brakes these days) will need a CDL, and anything over 26,000 lbs requires a CDL to operate. Do you have a CDL?

"Fixing" vehicles.

While I have no doubt you could stand in the local Walmart or Jiffy Lube service bay and change oil and tires all day (that would require legit effort, but you could do it), I highly doubt you possess the knowledge or the tools needed to diagnose, and reliably repair today's modern vehicles. Do you have any experience with the sophisticated electronics used in modern vehicles? Are you certified to work on modern diesel emissions systems? Have you ever done anything besides change the oil in a car? Being a redneck doesn't automatically make you a mechanic Danny.
 
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Again, bold claim. Giving you a job implies you have useful skills (which I doubt, and you've never demonstrated) to any potential employer. You claim you could just walk over to someone, ask for a job, and be drawing a wage directly after. You claim you can get a job with your spotty and spurious work history, terrible demeanor, and completely unkempt look. Let's look at the options you've presented here shall we?

Don't forget his criminal record and time sucking cock in the slammer.
 
Don't forget his criminal record and time sucking cock in the slammer.

Again, bold claim. Giving you a job implies you have useful skills (which I doubt, and you've never demonstrated) to any potential employer. You claim you could just walk over to someone, ask for a job, and be drawing a wage directly after. You claim you can get a job with your spotty and spurious work history, terrible demeanor, and completely unkempt look. Let's look at the options you've presented here shall we?

Anything over 19,500 lbs with air brakes (most class 5-7 trucks have air brakes these days) will need a CDL, and anything over 26,000 lbs requires a CDL to operate. Do you have a CDL?
Add to that many places with jobs that require a CDL also require a yearly physical and in a lot of cases random drug testing, so Danny would have to get off the pills and booze (not likely to happen).
 
Prove it Danny. All you've done is a lot of bluster here without anything to back it up. We all know you're a pussy ass bitch too scared to do anything
He can't even back up Internet conspiracy theories and crackpot preacher dogma. How the hell is Danny going to substantiate an actual claim of him leaving the house and interacting with an adult human?
 
He can't even back up Internet conspiracy theories and crackpot preacher dogma. How the hell is Danny going to substantiate an actual claim of him leaving the house and interacting with an adult human?

Record it on a smartphone. He should be able to hold on to it until the officer punches him in the face or worse.
 
Add to that many places with jobs that require a CDL also require a yearly physical and in a lot of cases random drug testing, so Danny would have to get off the pills and booze (not likely to happen).

Yeah, CDL drug testing is actually a federal requirement, I forgot about that. After a while you get so used to having to piss in a cup all the time, you forget which license it's for, and why. Is it state, federal or company?

Danny's pulling this "I can get a job from a buddy" line

This is also an extemely common redneck/white trash line when backed into a corner about how useless they are. "Oh my buddy owns a landscaping company, he'll bring me on, no problem!" "Oh a buddy of mine works at the East Bumfuck RR, he'll get the ops manager to bring me on." In neither of these two scenarios is the "buddy" likely to exist, and even if he does, he's a casual acquaintance at best, and has ZERO interest in sticking his neck out for a drunken drug addict idiot with a criminal record, jail time, and drugs/booze related convictions.

In a bizarre way, I suppose we kind of pay Danny and his kind to be here for our amusement. The money taken out of my checks for his welfare is kind of like me paying him a salary... sad that I have such a shitty employee.
 
Yeah, CDL drug testing is actually a federal requirement, I forgot about that. After a while you get so used to having to piss in a cup all the time, you forget which license it's for, and why. Is it state, federal or company?



This is also an extemely common redneck/white trash line when backed into a corner about how useless they are. "Oh my buddy owns a landscaping company, he'll bring me on, no problem!" "Oh a buddy of mine works at the East Bumfuck RR, he'll get the ops manager to bring me on." In neither of these two scenarios is the "buddy" likely to exist, and even if he does, he's a casual acquaintance at best, and has ZERO interest in sticking his neck out for a drunken drug addict idiot with a criminal record, jail time, and drugs/booze related convictions.

In a bizarre way, I suppose we kind of pay Danny and his kind to be here for our amusement. The money taken out of my checks for his welfare is kind of like me paying him a salary... sad that I have such a shitty employee.
Yeah, the Dannys of the world are a major liability for any employer, much less one who knows what a hornet's nest he's taking on in advance. I'd wager anyone who would guarantee Danny a job a decade out isn't smart enough to be operating a business.
 
Not to mention the odds that Danny won't live to see that retirement. Oxy, meth, and liquor are tough on the body.
Oddly, that seems to be part of his long-term strategy. However, I don't think he's worked out how a 60-year-old who has spent at least a decade trying to kill himself AND FAILED.is a desirable candidate for employment. Danny is basically saying he won't seek a job until he's less employable than he already is.
 
Weird How Danny marked my oooga booga marine ranting scenario post with :feels:, almost as if he's admitting this scenario is real, huh?
 

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Weird How Danny marked my oooga booga marine ranting scenario post with :feels:, almost as if he's admitting this scenario is real, huh?
In a similar vein, you can usually find which posts are right by seeing which ones have been rated :disagree: or :dislike:. Maybe an :autism: if it's really truthy.
 
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