Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

I remember, there was this cashier at Petco last month I think. Fat, typical short danger hair cut, stupid thick rimmed glasses. Normally I'd just shrug that shit off but I noticed she was wearing a "he/him pronouns" button on their apron. I'd never actually seen one of these dumb buttons before in person, so it was a trip and a half.

Had a good laugh about it with my friend when I got to the parking lot.
Holy shit, you met Vade.
 
SJW tells me in a private conversation that she knows more about hate-crimes legislation than I do because she took half a semester of law school (before dropping out because she got the vapors or something). She carries on uninterrupted for quite some time about all the Literally Hitlers (a.k.a. Trump voters) as well. When I inform her that I'm actually a lawyer who supported Trump over Hillary--yes, that's all--she gets the vapors again and runs crying to our mutual friends about how I bullied her with my privilege.

I still don't know what privilege.
On one hand it's good that you bullied her because she deserved it. On the other hand you didn't Literally Murder© her with facts.

You did good though and I'm sure you'll have another chance to bullycide her again.
 
SJW tells me in a private conversation that she knows more about hate-crimes legislation than I do because she took half a semester of law school (before dropping out because she got the vapors or something). She carries on uninterrupted for quite some time about all the Literally Hitlers (a.k.a. Trump voters) as well. When I inform her that I'm actually a lawyer who supported Trump over Hillary--yes, that's all--she gets the vapors again and runs crying to our mutual friends about how I bullied her with my privilege.

I still don't know what privilege.
If you're not a white straight male (or at least white), it'd be a mystery to me too. ;)
 
I got banned from a Facebook group about over the top recipes for questioning a SJW who demanded trigger warnings for mayo. I wish I was making this up, but she could not tell me why or how mayo (or any other food) was triggering to her. I asked her why she's in a food-based group and how she goes grocery shopping and she cried for an admin.
"Mayo" is now a pre-determined made-from-wholecloth derogatory descriptor of white people (since cracker is too hilarious), often used by black supremacist youtubers (like Black Hitler, though he's more taken with "toilet-seat complexion" these days). The admin was probably worried that "mayo" would either trigger a black person, or trigger a guilt-riddled white liberal.
 
"Mayo" is now a pre-determined made-from-wholecloth derogatory descriptor of white people (since cracker is too hilarious), often used by black supremacist youtubers (like Black Hitler, though he's more taken with "toilet-seat complexion" these days). The admin was probably worried that "mayo" would either trigger a black person, or trigger a guilt-riddled white liberal.
how would mayonnaise be offensive? mayo is a condiment.
 
"Mayo" is now a pre-determined made-from-wholecloth derogatory descriptor of white people (since cracker is too hilarious), often used by black supremacist youtubers (like Black Hitler, though he's more taken with "toilet-seat complexion" these days). The admin was probably worried that "mayo" would either trigger a black person, or trigger a guilt-riddled white liberal.

Best racial epithet for white people is probably "cumskin."

I've only seen it used on Tumblr though, so...
 
Cubans typically vote Republican so they got unpersoned from the sjw poc collective.

This is actually true. There were videos of pretty huge parties and celebrations going on in Little Havana when Trump won.

Afterwards, most SJWs say Cubans lost their Latinex (what the fudge?) cards.

It's almost like Cuba has been living under a total leftie/commie regime and they kinda hate it.
 
This is actually true. There were videos of pretty huge parties and celebrations going on in Little Havana when Trump won.

Afterwards, most SJWs say Cubans lost their Latinex (what the fudge?) cards.

It's almost like Cuba has been living under a total leftie/commie regime and they kinda hate it.

Well, you know how it is. Rich white SJWs know what brown people need/like/should be. What POCs need to do is just suspend their own judgment and let the rich white SJWs arrange their lives for them.

You know, the kind of thinking that went out of style sometime around 1860.
 
got this off a twitter post
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I saw something similar on Lipstick Alley. There are a bunch of crazies of all types who are convinced that hurricanes are some kind of manufactured weapon. Even though they've existed as long as the Earth has had an ocean.

Best racial epithet for white people is probably "cumskin."

I've only seen it used on Tumblr though, so...

Don't forget that Black Hitler guy and his "toilet seat complexion" nonsense.
 
I saw something similar on Lipstick Alley. There are a bunch of crazies of all types who are convinced that hurricanes are some kind of manufactured weapon. Even though they've existed as long as the Earth has had an ocean.



Don't forget that Black Hitler guy and his "toilet seat complexion" nonsense.

Better the color of the toilet seat than what goes into the toilet.
 
got this off a twitter post
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Like, you guys already got to the most obvious point, which is that Trump is a weather wizard and Cubans aren't latino anymore, BUT

You missed one part.

Miami is FLOURISHING because of Haitians and Latinos, you guys.

Not because it's a place where rich people from all over the country go because it's hot and sunny and there's lots of nightclubs, cocaine and broads.

Because of the Haitians.
 
So I got horribly drunk at a company outing yesterday. It was actually a lot of fun and I've met quite some interesting people. One of my coworkers is a slightly androgynous lesbian who presents as "gender neutral" but I kept comments about that to myself, although she didn't enjoy the joke I made about me not trusting women. She actually does like me, apparently, which I'm not sure to feel about.
 
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