Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HG 400]

wait are you saying people here hate watch this fat piece of shit to feel less fat?

They're all fat dumb sluts who trickled in from youtube commenting, and want to act catty and mean but can't do it IRL because if they make fat jokes around people who can see what they physically look like they'll be met with incredulous stares, a long awkward silence, and then "Fucking really?" The moderators have been ridiculously patient and forgiving, but they've eroded all goodwill with their obstinately stubborn insistence on being worthless fuckin garbage sluts who can only be managed with pain and punishment.

That's where I come in.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Also, @Dynastia. Your Token Texan 2.0 is hiding. @blondegore made everything private. Too bad supporters and mods can still see her shenanigans.

Wait, you're a supporter.

Good job!

 

[Here For The Tea]

Uhhh, okay. New vid! O.o

So she tells Eric (is it?) at the beginning not to worry she'll edit everything out (her explaining to him how to use iMovie) because she "Loooves to edit", then still leaves the entire clip in the video. Facepalming so hard. Almost 4 minutes of this BS!


Another edit to add:

If you notice carefully, This girl literally shakes everything when she walks, I kinda feel sorry for her. Kiiinda.

 

[Rotogravure]

Uhhh, okay. New vid! O.o View attachment 276506

I hero'd through this so you don't have to.

Spoiler

We start with no intro, and Amber just putting on makeup and talking to uh Eric? about how to edit a video for over 3 minutes, and then she starts putting makeup on. At 4 minutes she finally talks to the camera, asking the audience if we've seen Eric do some challenge, and continues putting on makeup until she waddles off screen at 4:50 to "get her bag to put her lips on", and a bad edit later at 5:00 comes back in. They are going out for Labor Day to eat -- they were going to grill but you know. So we get to watch Eric talk, and a montage of Becky asking why there isn't enough pizza. Cut to Amber telling us she's been sick for almost a week now. (6:20) We watch the dogs play/fight, and then she shows us some coloring she and Eric have done.

8:20 We see her closet, and dirty clothes on the floor which she points out to us... she loves having the closet in the bathroom. And then straightens her hair, and shows us how she does it, how much she loves it and the difference(9:40 to 10:29). Then we cut to a coke cup? And demon sounds... and Eric making faces, and no one really talking. Eric and Amber feed each other pasta... and this is where the title comes from Amber: "Who are we" Eric: "We're married(unintelligble) Amber: "Oh yeah we're married" Cut to 11:30 we get to watch Amber and Eric coloring and talk about RuPaul's drag race. Then we just cut to Amber talking about when Eric and Ricky went to a DragCon and met Farrah Moan and got a pin and they don't use it so Amber got it.

 

[Feelsbad]

I feel like everyone is now too afraid to offer an opinion (in case they get doxxed).

On topic: In her latest video where AL is helping Eric with his YouTube channel... It seems like she films and uploads this part just to show that she DOES actually assist people with their YT 'careers' since everyone has called her out for being self-absorbed and needing all attention on her. Wonder if she will help Rafe with her channel? Maybe that's why Rafe has been flirting and working her charm. Maybe AL is dangling her infamous YT career as a carrot on a stick. Maybe it was even part of the cat-sitting deal. Too much conspiracy?

 

[AmberNastyFeet]

Her new video consists of literally zero good content. Even her supporters are saying she needs to put more effort into her videos. Warning to everyone who is going to watch her newest video, there is a disturbing part where she zooms into Becky's disgusting crusty lips and puts it in slow mo. In other news, AL has been coloring a lot... what a life.

 

[C3PBRO]

Her attitude towards her job is becoming pretty congruent with her weight loss efforts.

 

[Kitkatty]

This video really shows how little she has going for her. This may be point in her life where she finds out that she has to make things happen for herself rather than tagging along like a kid.
There's a huge personal step in realizing "Woah, I'm an adult and parental figure is not going to help me anymore."

Adding that anyone with more maturity is basically a parent to her.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Uhhh, okay. New vid! O.o View attachment 276506


So she tells Eric (is it?) at the beginning not to worry she'll edit everything out (her explaining to him how to use iMovie) because she "Loooves to edit", then still leaves the entire clip in the video. Facepalming so hard. Almost 4 minutes of this BS!

.

For Amber, editing is adding cringey emojis as her thumbnail. That was the one thing that was funny about her videos, the really awkward thumbnails...

 

[AmberNastyFeet]

Her attitude towards her job is becoming pretty congruent with her weight loss efforts.

She says she needs to upload more because she "loves her fans" but we all know it's because Youtube is her only source of income and if she doesn't upload videos she doesn't make any money.

 

[JayBlue]

She says she needs to upload more because she "loves her fans" but we all know it's because Youtube is her only source of income and if she doesn't upload videos she doesn't make any money.

Wow she doesn't care about her "fans". Not a shocker. Because she does vlog videos and her life isn't exciting. She probably never leaves the house and spends her time watching tv and eating.

 

[Dovahshit]

Amber's old mukbangs are a gold mine of lies. In her spicy mukbang she says she eats pizza with a fork and hates eating with her fingers..

in "HUGE VEGAN SALAD" she says at 5:35 "im so shy...filming" like gurl, no.

 

[JayBlue]

She just uploaded a video.

 

[formerfatcow]

Leave it to AL to use sharpies to color in full coloring pages. All of the big blocks of color look streaky and too dark because sharpies aren't meant for coloring things in. Sharpies are pretty pricey too for how much ink she's wasting. Not to mention, around 11:45 in the new video you see Eric with his nose almost pressed against the paper he's soaking in sharpie ink. How are they not getting ill from the fumes?

Edit:

I feel like everyone is now too afraid to offer an opinion (in case they get doxxed).

If you're following the site rules, I don't see a reason to be afraid of being doxxed. This thread was getting clogged up with people a-logging and beating dead horses. There's no reason to post if you're not contributing anything new to the discussion. The agree rating exists for a reason. The thread was getting out of control and we were given plenty of warnings. If you still aren't paying attention, you deserve what's coming for you.

 

[HG 400]

If you're following the site rules, I don't see a reason to be afraid of being doxxed. This thread was getting clogged up with people a-logging and beating dead horses. There's no reason to post if you're not contributing anything new to the discussion. The agree rating exists for a reason. The thread was getting out of control and we were given plenty of warnings. If you still aren't paying attention, you deserve what's coming for you.

This is all correct. If you post something stupid enough to catch my eye, I'll check your past comments. If the first page is nothing but you shitting this thread up, I'll google your username. If your entire life immediately reveals itself to me and I discover you're a barely human-shaped waste of carbon and blubber that has no business calling anyone else fat, I'll post it.

You really have to make a comedy of errors to get doxed here. You have to be a piece of shit garbage person that everyone will laugh at in the first place, you have to care inordinately about some dumb bitch being fat on the internet, you have to decide to sign up here to spazz out about the dumb bitch being fat on the internet, you have to ignore the gigantic fucking warning that says I'll try to find out where you live, you have to be dumb enough to see these other garbage bitches getting doxed and not ask the hotpockets for a name change, and then you have to be enough of a worthless vacuous cunt that you somehow manage stand out and catch my eye from the disgusting primordial mass of worthless vacuous cunts this thread is made up of.

If you've read all that and still think I might dox you for posting an opinion, then you should leave right now and rethink your life.

 

[SweetDee]

This is all correct. If you post something stupid enough to catch my eye, I'll check your past comments. If the first page is nothing but you shitting this thread up, I'll google your username. If your entire life immediately reveals itself to me and I discover you're a barely human-shaped waste of carbon and blubber that has no business calling anyone else fat, I'll post it.

You really have to make a comedy of errors to get doxed here. You have to be a piece of shit garbage person that everyone will laugh at in the first place, you have to care inordinately about some dumb bitch being fat on the internet, you have to decide to sign up here to spazz out about the dumb bitch being fat on the internet, you have to ignore the gigantic fucking warning that says I'll try to find out where you live, you have to be dumb enough to see these other garbage bitches getting doxed and not ask the hotpockets for a name change, and then you have to be enough of a worthless vacuous cunt that you somehow manage stand out and catch my eye from the disgusting primordial mass of worthless vacuous cunts this thread is made up of.

If you've read all that and still think I might dox you for posting an opinion, then you should leave right now and rethink your life.

The descriptive prose here is amazing. omg

Anywhoo...

This primordial mass of worthless vacuous cunt is taking bets on how long it's going to take for that scratch on her arm to heal. The Destiny-era mosquito bite (see: gaping wound) took months to heal if I remember correctly. We should have a raffle.

 

[Dovahshit]

latest younow

 

[Cripple]

The descriptive prose here is amazing. omg

Anywhoo...

This primordial mass of worthless vacuous cunt is taking bets on how long it's going to take for that scratch on her arm to heal. The Destiny-era mosquito bite (see: gaping wound) took months to heal if I remember correctly. We should have a raffle.

Prolonged wound healing is associated with the 'beetus iirc. She has never had herself checked, has she?

 

[SweetDee]

Prolonged wound healing is associated with the 'beetus iirc. She has never had herself checked, has she?

In one of her videos, she said she took a "blood sugar test" that one of her friends had lying around and it said her blood sugar was perfect. So, well, ya know... that's that apparently. Who needs doctors?

 

[GORL]

Prolonged wound healing is associated with the 'beetus iirc. She has never had herself checked, has she?

She has done simple glucose tests and had a normal-ish reading. (She did once on a younow with Rafe and freaked out about being poked and has mentioned getting checked in the ER once.) So that makes her believe that she doesn't have diabetes. She has never properly been tested for diabetes.