Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HerpDerp]

She also mentioned wanting to get merch made of things she says. Further proof she's constantly here. This was discussed on the thread yesterday.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

We know that smutty ridiculous fan fic was written by you, AL Deny all you want, it has your hoof prints all over it.

If someone with skills I lack could port this over here I think it would be interesting to anyone who hasn't heard it. Apologies for being such a troglodyte.
Also, it's from about 4 years ago.

 

[Xenomorph]

I would just like to say , Thank you for those who took the time to try and understand where I am coming from and that most of the things I shared here was not to be hateful but out of frustration.
Time will tell if I will be back or not. Part of me wants to continue to speak my truth , not only for myself but so that Amber can see error in her ways through the process. Every time I watch a YouNow there are more and more lies though so I'm starting to realize , this is not going to work in getting her attention in the right way ( self awareness ).
Example : I have anger issues , told a story about her getting food stamps to help in my household , and me getting mad Ummmm no , not my household ... that was done after she moved in with my BC.
I asked my oldest daughter to make sure I wasn't forgetting something and she confirmed , it never happened and continued to remind me how when she was going back to California ( after her visit to Oklahoma ) after leaving and getting to airport , she was not able to get on plane without paying for another seat , due to her size. Amber said that if we paid for it for her , her foster mom said she would send it back to us. That never happened . It was just a lie to get what she wanted, for all we know she could have pocketed the money herself , I'm sure it wasn't her foster mom's doing ( She obviously has a big heart to open her home to two troubled teens )
It just never ends , lie after lie after lie.
I wanna be done looking , I really do ... I'm constantly coming back looking ... hoping.
Which brings me to one more point ... many people have mentioned that my counselor has suggested me to go no contact , This is true. I am honest with her as well as my family. I try and I fail ... she is toxic and I know it , but yet I can't stop hoping. My problem I believe is this ... If I go NO contact ... Then that means forever ! I tried no contact for awhile ... I waited and prayed and hoped, and then peeked to see ... Nope !
waited more , prayed harder , peeked again ... = WORSE !
So if I go really NO contact and don't peek at all , isn't that saying goodbye forever ?
I mean think about it , who would have no contact with a toxic person and then wait a year or two and then check back in ? Once your free from the grasp of bad habits , who willingly goes back ?
I don't expect anyone to understand. Shit I barely understand my battle within some days myself . I feel most people would say goodbye and not look back if they were in my shoes.
I know this isn't a therapy session but just have a heavy heart today and trying to work some of it out ....

If she is so toxic, which Amber clearly is why even bother at all? Yeah, no contact she won't change she will not she refuses to and doesnt want to, she cemented her fate at this point. She will die from her choices to choose food over her own life, just like a drug abuser choose their drugs over family, friends and their own life. She is no different. Why do you give her attention so she can play victim to her idiot "fans"? That is what Amber wants, she wants to be a victim so she can fuel her addiction to food and keep playing martyr for sympathy and pity. "My Aunt is so mean to me you guyz I told you she hates me I did nothing wrong!" You are giving her what she wants. You may not be speaking to her directly, but she reads what you say or gets her info second hand from one of her boot licks.
You cannot control her or her Mother. They are cut from the same cloth, honestly. They are both addicts, liars and have no trouble using people for their own selfish needs even if that means changing their sexuality because they need someone, anyone to care for them in any way to fuel their need to use their DoC. You cannot protect them or have them change just because you want them to, even if it's the best for them. They have to chose that themselves and the truth is if you are pushing them to see faults in themselves they don't see, they wont change because you know they should. In fact they will use that as fuel to use the shit that's killing them.

If I were you, I would cut ties with them both, but hey it's not my family.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

As a general rule of thumb for me, whenever you seriously accuse someone of something and they burst out laughing in your face it's a good indicator that they're either a narcissist or lying, or both.

Everyone hates their exes to some degree I get it. But there's a line between passively hating them and obsessively hating them and she's definitely over that line.

yeah it reeks of insecurity and a small part of her that can't handle the fact that people dumped HER - so she puts on a front and makes a point of trashing them at any opportunity... When in reality we all know she'd gleefully run into the open arms of literally anyone. Hence the whole dating a thumb.
She just can't handle it when people cut ties with her.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

if she had a balanced diet she would prob eat less. There is some science behind the idea that our craving system has become essentially discombobulated where when were dehydrated we perceive a food craving. Well, for her, she may crave the essential nutrients she needs and perceive that as a craving for the things she eats. She may be drinking things as well that are inefficient at hydrating. I dont watch her much but you could fill me in I suppose.

Correct, Comrade Dr. Sneasel. The body has a funny way of letting you know you're hurting it. Whether cravings or kidney stones from dehydration, or coughing up food from overeating.

Amber is a case of being a junkie. Instead of marijuana and heroin, it's Doritos and Cheetos or mukbangs.

Oh yea, like if you're craving chocolate it's often a sign of your body being deficient in magnesium. As a substitute she could be eating nuts or fruits... which would satisfy her hunger and cravings and most likely help her lose a few. But ya know our gorl won't have that.

And as for what she eats, well... last I checked she liked to dump sodium and rice into a pot and call it soup. Along with the usual fast foods and candy that you'd expect.

And she may simply not know how to eat properly. And she's now past the age of reason where we can't tell her anything different. As American Southerners say, "Pissing in the wind." It's ineffective at this point.

No amount of shenanigans are going to change her. And even in my professional opinion, she's resistant to help and change as she's been a ward of the system. Years of being passed around plus genetic disposition for addiction for her means she eats her "soup" because she has no common knowledge on what normal eating is.

 

[SweetDee]

Do you think losing a toe or ten would wake her up? Because it's going to happen. And sooner rather than later.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Do you think losing a toe or ten would wake her up? Because it's going to happen. And sooner rather than later.

It does depend, honestly. She is probably on the road to Type II Diabetes, if she doesn't have it already. The other thing, the scratch. Pay attention to it, because diabetes is notorious for causing minor wounds to become major wounds with infections.

And that's just the start. We don't know if she has cholesterol, lipadema, or other conditions related to morbid obesity.

 

[Derpaherp]

Just had an AH HA moment, maybe.

Lurking AL's tumblr and the question of if she's really a lesbian constantly being discussed made me wonder, based off the posting on tumblr, if she thinks it makes her hot to be a lesbian?

I'm probably way off but it's a thought.

 

[HG 400]

For someone who isn't bothered by the haters she sure acts like it. She doth protest too much, gouurrrllll. #adblockhamber

This post was so bad it made me cringe.

edit ; but not as much as all the kekistan shit on your twitter, tbh

second edit ; and still not as much as your employers at the University of Maryland will cringe when I tell them how you spend your time online.

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Again... we have to repeat this ad nauseum. If you don't want to be found, don't use the same name as you use online. The rules are not there for our amusement.

@Dynastia and I were in a race to find the user he doxxed. It took 5 minutes. Behave. Or the other users will dox again.

 

[HG 400]

@blondegore your taste in degenerate tranny porn is... interesting

https://blondegore.tumblr.com/following

An alt-right autistic who works at a liberal university, hiding your problematic political views from your employers, hiding your profligate girldick fetishes from the Proud Boys. What a tangled web of lies and deceit your life is, all ready to come crumbling down, collapsing all around you as every single person you know recoils in disgust at your wanton disregard of their moral boundaries.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

There are plenty of different kinds of people in My 600lb life, but this girl is very interesting. Amber likes to believe she's nowhere near the size or the lifestyle that some of the people have on the show. This is Ashley, she's 30 and weighs 668lbs. I couldn't find her height but she looks very tall, maybe 5'10 or 6ft, which would give her a BMI of 90-95. She has a job and she can also drive. Amber on the other hand at 5'3 and 500lbs has a BMI of 88. Not that far off.
But overall my point is that not all of people on the show are bed bound. It has been mentioned here multiple times that your body can take a lot of abuse aka get used to the excess weight. Especially the young people on the show are still quite mobile, but it can change very quickly.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Again... we have to repeat this ad nauseum. If you don't want to be found, don't use the same name as you use online. The rules are not there for our amusement.

@Dynastia and I were in a race to find the user he doxxed. It took 5 minutes. Behave. Or the other users will dox again.

You're not wrong. I looked her and a couple of other people up last week. I didn't tell anybody about it, though.

 

[HG 400]

I'm this close to taking off the baby gloves and putting a serious team together and forwarding everything we find to Amberlynn herself.

Govern yourselves accordingly.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I find it highly amusing that as big as she is, she is most likely malnourished to boot. Who wants to bet that she doesn't take any vitamins or supplements of any kind?

Bizarrely enough, chronic malnutrition is often part of super-morbid obesity. There was a case in the UK of a lady who had gastric surgery and, despite being still in the high 300s at point of death, actually died of starvation. She was so excited to be finally losing weight that she wasn't eating enough to maintain, on top of years of chronic malnutrition. There's a doco on it, if anyone wants it I'll try and find - she had a really unusual name I'll remember eventually. It's actually really sad; she tried TOO hard.

It sounds counter-intuitive, but nobody gets to morbid obesity on a balanced diet. The imbalance is always in favour of calorie-dense, nutrient-deficient foods. Unless they have a specific medical issue, nobody on a balanced diet needs any form of dietary supplement but, amazingly, the times AL has used meal-replacement bars as snacks are probably the most balanced things she's eaten.

It seems crazy off, but super-morbid-obesity usually equals malnutrition. So if their bodies aren't under enough strain, they're also the ones least equipped to cope with it. This is probably why so many large people are so lethargic - even if they were magicked thin overnight, they are still not providing adequate nutritional needs. They really aren't just being lazy, and it's why diets and exercise have to be cleared medically. Talk about the ultimate vicious cycle...

Bleh. Feelz.

Edited for...whilst I'm being nice (it's rare) her reaction to Kasey is very common. It's extremely difficult for the partner of someone who wants to transition, and they tend to refer to the person they "knew." I don't think she's doing it to be unkind. She had a relationship with Cassidy, not Kasey. Misgendering is understandable in those cases, especially if there is no attraction to the new gender The rape accusation was unconscionable, but that isn't.

That's enough nice for today.

 

[SueZ]

Watching her old mukbang videos... Lawd I wish she'd blow her nose for once an stop the sniffling.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Watching her old mukbang videos... Lawd I wish she'd blow her nose for once an stop the sniffling.

Amber's old mukbangs are a gold mine of lies. In her spicy mukbang she says she eats pizza with a fork and hates eating with her fingers..

 

[HG 400]

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She won't stop making these faces.

To be perfectly honest with you they're not as bad as these faces.

Like I'm not gonna lie, Jaymi Warren (of 4328 17th Ave S Minneapolis Minnesota) but if I had a face like yours the last thing I'd be doing is making fun of anybody elses (the first thing I'd be doing is shaving my hairy dagoe asshole and learning to walk on my hands, you hideous downsy bitch).

 

[CatParty]

To be perfectly honest with you they're not as bad as these faces.

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Like I'm not gonna lie, Jaymi Warren (of 4328 17th Ave S Minneapolis Minnesota) but if I had a face like yours the last thing I'd be doing is making fun of anybody elses (the first thing I'd be doing is shaving my hairy dagoe asshole and learning to walk on my hands, you hideous downsy bitch).

wait are you saying people here hate watch this fat piece of shit to feel less fat?

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

wait are you saying people here hate watch this fat piece of shit to feel less fat?

Hate watching and powerleveling. The vicious circle of not reading the fucking rules.