Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So now this bitch wants to marry Becky... it's been 4 months (a year in AL time i know). Does she think they'll complete some imaginary unholy gay couple trinity in her gf's friend circle or? Maybe she could ride a rented Wal-Mart scooter to the alter:lol:

Becky seems like such a buzzkill. Why would anyone want to be with her let alone marry her? And not to mention what kind of a moron gets with a youtube vlogger and then demands they don't vlog whenever she's around/pretty much ever? You knew what you were getting yourself into, Becks.
 
She simply doesn't give a fuck about keeping track of her lies anymore. She's recently been saying she doesn't get stares when she's out in public, or if she does, she never notices.

In this video from last year, @ 21:58 she describes walking in public and people staring at her "like I'm a monster." A monster truck in the nightlife, perhaps?


The longer she does YouTube the more shit like this will keep happening. She'll lie frontwards, backwards and sideways, and as more of her lies are documented in old vids, the less her subscribers will stick around. :optimistic:
 
Since she seems to continually do the opposite of her goals, she should aim to:
1. Never do YouTube again
2. Eat junk food and not count calories
3. Gain 50-100 lbs in a year
4. Drink regular soda
5. Continue to lie
Maybe she will do the opposite and have a chance to actually succeed. :optimistic::optimistic:
 
She's so busy, you guys.
 

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Jesus this is the only way I can watch her YN sessions. She says that donating to hurricane victims and not to her fat ass is "mean"

Everybody in her orbit seems to rapidly gain mass themselves. Astronomers should study this phenomenon. Erik is looking quite fat himself these days, a few months ago he seemed merely pudgy.
 

Jesus this is the only way I can watch her YN sessions. She says that donating to hurricane victims and not to her fat ass is "mean"

Did she really try to act self-aware and say "I feel like I say mortgage weird" after I made fun of her pronunciation less than a day ago?

I wish she would be less transparent trying to tell her subscribers she doesn't read here while simultaneously mentioning every specific little thing we say about her.
 
Forgive me if my information is incorrect about this, but didn't that story that was found (the one Amber denies having written and says that Becky's friend wrote) involve Kate Winslet and Blake Lively?


Check out 2:25
Well. Well. Well. That's interesting. Her level of embarrassment when she said it would be about Kate and Blake is pretty telling. will she continue to deny that she wrote it, or will she consider this the nail in the coffin? I mean, there was no denying it was here's anyway, but I think this seals the deal for anyone who thought there was a possibility she didn't write it
 
I don't know why AL keeps complaining about how hard editing is when she's said multiple times that all she does is film on her phone, so she's not toting around expensive equipment and keeping her video quality up. It's the absolute bare minimum someone can do. Just another excuse to never upload I guess.
 
This is great, she looks like the fat "furry face" snapchat filter, except there's no filter. It's probably just water weight guyz.

"Destiny and I were together 24/7. We showered together..."

"Rafe cleans the litter boxes twice a day."

She says she lived with an aunt for 6 months when she was 11, on her dad's side. Tammie, can you verify this? She says she found drugs at her aunts place and she told her social worker and got taken away. I mean are we talking weed here or what?

Now she says she was in foster care from age 8 upwards, but lived with her parents "for a couple years" and was taken a 2nd time from them. I honestly can't tell if her timline is fucked up because she can't explain how the legal system works/worked or if she is just lying about it and making it up as she goes.

Says she'd "love to speak to her parents face to face". Oh, she said there were some good times. So what were they?

She wants her younow to be honest and raw, and yet there she is blocking "negative" people. So how fucking honest and raw can it be? How do you know AL is lying or contradicting herself? Her mouth is moving.

Sometimes she wakes up early to go to an appointment (I'm guessing she considers this before noon) but "never naps".

She thought people were going to be mean to her for being a lezbo on Youtube. AL: you are dangerously stupid. Youtube is a hugbox for that shit.

She says she has OCD, but "not as bad as some other people".

She is eating beef jerky and smacking her lips as she does all this talking. Her fav class in college was psychology but she's not sure she just pronounced it right.

She has a gross ass cut on her left forearm. She feels content and happy in this moment.

How is Wasabi? She's doing good.

Rafe describes her style as "pastel goth". AL's style? "Just myself".

The cut is apparently from a cat. Judging how she just picked up Rarity I can see why they cut her ass. It makes her want to cry when she sees the cats.

Her cuts don't heal because she picks them. It's not because she's diabetic. Someone asked her if she's jewish, lolwut?

Rafe is white knighting AL hard.

Do you like the NBA? "No I don't like stuff like that".

oh god now Rave is done cleaning and is back flirting.

Holy fuck, literally the moment rafe tries to talk AL starts screeching and directs the conversation right back to her. How does rafe find this bitch so attractive? She doesn't even let rafe ever talk.

rafe just said AL doesn't wipe her ass. I'm not sure she was joking.

AL has not ate a cheeseburger "in a hot minute".

AL woke up at 10am today because she "had to go with becky somewhere". Yep, I was right, anything before noon is an early day for this 26 year old loser.

AL thinks "cows are cute". The jokes write themselves. Intra-species love. Cow recognize cow. All that.

Her mom doesn't have cancer, she's "cancer free". Rafe asks is she's merely "in remission" but AL can't recognize the difference. AL is probably just making it up anyways.

She's not going to be able to spoil people at x-mas this year, not because she's broke, but because there's too many people in her life.

AL wants NOTHING for xmas. Nothing everybody. God stop lying.

AL is doing her "I'm a dainty little sexpot" mannerisms. She's making duck lips at the camera, among other things.

Uh oh, rafe is telling a story, we'll see if AL lets her finish.

JFC now she's throwing shade at her haters talking about how their videos are "really just my videos since I'm in them" and she made an "ugly face" for the haters. I put "ugly face" in quotes because her face is always ugly, this one was just uglier than usual.

People keep asking her about her lack of new youtube vids. She just keeps saying how more are on the way and how she's really going to start uploading more content soon.

Now she is saying her haters only hate her because they "want attention". Haha, talk about accusing others of what you see in yourself. Shhh big al. you all are attention seeking whores.

Wait, wtf did she just pickup, was that a rabbit dildo? Gross. It was either a sex toy or a dog toy.

her livestreams prove she's not just money hungry, otherwise she'd upload these vids to youtube as well. She's not hungry for "anything other than food" then she literally snorted like a pig.

oh great, she's going to start doing haul videos. I'm sure the chokers and shit trinkets from the dollar store will make great hauls. Oh wait Rafe just said she might want to go to Walmart, AL perked up big time when she heard that.

lol, AL says Becky tried to fuck her on the 1st date. AL made her wait until the 3rd.

holy fuck, big al just showed a bit of wit, making a timely joke about rafe "gendering" a doll.

AL does not know what lichen is. We can confirm that. They are putting bark into a bag. It has lichen on it. AL had to have what lichen is explained.

the video has been running for about 90 minutes, AL has not gotten up ONCE. She literally uses the rollers on the chair to get where she needs to be. She is very close to chair and bedbound.

JFC, someone just said something really mean about rafe and AL had a chance to 100% refute it but basically just said "thanks for the compliment" instead of comforting rafe. God, what a bitch she is.

Big AL just said a good looking lezbo on her stream wouldn't have a chance to "slide into Becky's dms". lolwut? Somehow I think Thumbface would be all over that shit.

Big al is trying to pronounce words with more than one syllable. She is failing. The takeaway from this video is that AL is really stupid.

Rafe is making fun of her for being so stupid. Nice.

oh fucking god she's trying to do asmr.

they are flirting the same way middle school kids do now. Touching each other with "play fighting". It's as disgusting as you imagine.

lol, rafe just spilled the beans on the fan fic, saying "AL, you had one ages ago". AL said "no fanfic" then rafe contradicted her.

alright this is getting long going to stop I'll leave with this, AL just said, with a straight face: "I love salad".
 
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Everybody in her orbit seems to rapidly gain mass themselves. Astronomers should study this phenomenon. Erik is looking quite fat himself these days, a few months ago he seemed merely pudgy.

Nigga, did you just call this bitch a higgs boson particle? I'm following you from this moment forward.
 
You do not need to remind people that Amberlynn is a fatty fat fat. The joke has run its course.
Nigga, did you just call this bitch a higgs boson particle? I'm following you from this moment forward.

Just imagine the science when AL goes supernova. The requirement is usually a star 8-15 times more massive than the sun. Give big AL a few years.
 
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Whenever Rafe gets on camera, she brings out her weirdest shit in an attempt to get attention. Between her and Cat Ears McGee over there, who is looking quite a bit fluffier, it's like I'm watching two children pull out their best moves to win the Pain Olympics.

Edit- AL just tried to pull the arm of the cardigan up over her shoulder, failed, and made a comment about how it doesn't fit anymore. Duh.
 
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I would just like to say , Thank you for those who took the time to try and understand where I am coming from and that most of the things I shared here was not to be hateful but out of frustration.
Time will tell if I will be back or not. Part of me wants to continue to speak my truth , not only for myself but so that Amber can see error in her ways through the process. Every time I watch a YouNow there are more and more lies though so I'm starting to realize , this is not going to work in getting her attention in the right way ( self awareness ).
Example : I have anger issues , told a story about her getting food stamps to help in my household , and me getting mad Ummmm no , not my household ... that was done after she moved in with my BC.
I asked my oldest daughter to make sure I wasn't forgetting something and she confirmed , it never happened and continued to remind me how when she was going back to California ( after her visit to Oklahoma ) after leaving and getting to airport , she was not able to get on plane without paying for another seat , due to her size. Amber said that if we paid for it for her , her foster mom said she would send it back to us. That never happened . It was just a lie to get what she wanted, for all we know she could have pocketed the money herself , I'm sure it wasn't her foster mom's doing ( She obviously has a big heart to open her home to two troubled teens )
It just never ends , lie after lie after lie.
I wanna be done looking , I really do ... I'm constantly coming back looking ... hoping.
Which brings me to one more point ... many people have mentioned that my counselor has suggested me to go no contact , This is true. I am honest with her as well as my family. I try and I fail ... she is toxic and I know it , but yet I can't stop hoping. My problem I believe is this ... If I go NO contact ... Then that means forever ! I tried no contact for awhile ... I waited and prayed and hoped, and then peeked to see ... Nope !
waited more , prayed harder , peeked again ... = WORSE !
So if I go really NO contact and don't peek at all , isn't that saying goodbye forever ?
I mean think about it , who would have no contact with a toxic person and then wait a year or two and then check back in ? Once your free from the grasp of bad habits , who willingly goes back ?
I don't expect anyone to understand. Shit I barely understand my battle within some days myself . I feel most people would say goodbye and not look back if they were in my shoes.
I know this isn't a therapy session but just have a heavy heart today and trying to work some of it out ....
 
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