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So I got off my lazy ass and found the quote from the FUTURE MESSAGE I was talking about. Here:

El Retardo said:
War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too.

Prickly-wicklies? Yuck!

I can't even get mad at him, even though Owlflap's comment did give me prickly-wicklies, I can't get mad because he's obviously too stupid and too... too NAÏVE to even understand what war is. He honestly has/had a child's mind in a grown man's body. Which means he's retarded, basically.
 
Some things about this paper just don't make sense to me. He wrote a paper about a historical event for English class? And he sprinkled in some Spanish words like Ricardo Weston Chandler, Ingles, and Trabejos "Cited." I looked up what trabejos means, and it does mean work, but in the context of like a job. (I think. I don't really know Spanish)
I don't know about Chris' school, but at the schools I went to, whenever they wanted a paper with a bibliography. they showed us the format to use. Or did Chris not listen to his teacher's instructions? And his paper doesn't really fully explain the reasons that Japan and US went to war. I don't think this quality of writing would have cut it even in most 5th grade classes. Or maybe I went to really tough schools.
Por favor, si tienes preguntas sobre de este material, puedes enviar un mensaje privado a me. En mi openion, este composicion es basura, como el autor. Soy gringo, pero yo puedo hablar espanol, porque yo tenia cuarto anos de espanol in mi escuela escondaria. Pudeo hablar major que Ricardo, porque el es gordo y estupido. Ricardo es muy debil y enfermo in el mente. El solo piensa que puede hablar espanol. Soy el hispanohablante que esta lleno de la VERDAD y la HONESTIDAD.
 
I can't even get mad at him, even though Owlflap's comment did give me prickly-wicklies, I can't get mad because he's obviously too stupid and too... too NAÏVE to even understand what war is. He honestly has/had a child's mind in a grown man's body. Which means he's retarded, basically.

I'm sorry. I know venting at an autistic manchild is a useless and tasteless endeavor. It was a spur of the moment kind of thing and I didn't mean to offend anyone. (:_(
 
So they got into an argument over privacy (this is tied into Japan fighting the Chinese, somehow) and who's race was better? And then they decided that it wasn't worth shooting each other over anymore, so they both made peace and were pretty happy? Wow, thanks for the history lesson, Chris!

If bringing things up randomly without explaining how they tie together, letting quotes do all of the talking, giving a version of events that doesn't even resemble history and is factually wrong at points, and racism isn't enough to make the paper into one long stream of red marks with a "see me after class" at the end, I have to wonder what kind of paper would.

Can we mark this kind of overly lenient teaching as one of the contributors to the Chris that we know today? Maybe if he were in third grade, this might be okay, but there's no way that this should slide for someone who's almost done with highschool. This is a full blown failing on the teacher's part to do his job and prepare his student to use the skills that he's supposed to be teaching him.
 
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So they got into an argument over privacy (this is tied into fighting the Chinese, somehow) and who's race was better? And then they decided that it wasn't worth shooting each other anymore, so they both made peace and were pretty happy? Wow, thanks for the history lesson, Chris!

If bringing things up randomly without explaining how they tie together, letting quotes do all of the talking, giving a version of events that doesn't even resemble history and is factually wrong at points, and racism isn't enough to make the paper into one long stream of red marks with a "see me after class" at the end, I have to wonder what kind of paper would.

Can we mark this kind of overly lenient teaching as one of the contributors to the Chris that we know today? Maybe if he were in third grade, this might be okay, but there's no way that this should slide for someone who's almost done with highschool. This is a full blown failing on the teacher's part to do his job and prepare his student to use the skills that he's supposed to be teaching him.
In the teacher's defense, I wouldn't blame them for not wanting to spend another year trying to hold Chris down and record his screams
 
Por favor, si tienes preguntas sobre de este material, puedes enviar un mensaje privado a me. En mi openion, este composicion es basura, como el autor. Soy gringo, pero yo puedo hablar espanol, porque yo tenia cuarto anos de espanol in mi escuela escondaria. Pudeo hablar major que Ricardo, porque el es gordo y estupido. Ricardo es muy debil y enfermo in el mente. El solo piensa que puede hablar espanol. Soy el hispanohablante que esta lleno de la VERDAD y la HONESTIDAD.

Esto es un hispanohablante VERDADERO y HONESTO, además de inteligente y heterosexual. Todo lo que Ricardo NO ES. Vos sí merecés estar en el cuadro de honor, Skyraider.

(srsly tho, that's some pretty fucking impressive Spanish there! You get an A+. Unlike Retardo, who got an F in his own tongue.)
 
Esto es un hispanohablante VERDADERO y HONESTO, además de inteligente y heterosexual. Todo lo que Ricardo NO ES. Vos sí merecés estar en el cuadro de honor, Skyraider.

(srsly tho, that's some pretty fucking impressive Spanish there! You get an A+. Unlike Retardo, who got an F in his own tongue.)
Debe ser un buen espanol porque yo estaba en clase durante ocho semestres. Muchas gracias! Hablo espanol mejor de lo que yo escribo, por favor, perdoname.
 
As a person of partial Japanese descent whose relatives were affected by the Nagasaki bombing, fuck you, Chris.

I know you have autism, but shit...

Can we make a board dedicated to laughing at you instead?

I mean you're brandishing irradiated relatives to justify your rage against a retarded autist being retarded.
 
Several months ago, I was cruising through Cole Smithey's review of "Saving Private Ryan" and I noticed his critique of the Allied war effort--ie, he advocated an air assault of Berlin. In 1942. I wondered how the hell he could come up with such an idea.

Now I don't have that question any more.
 
Por favor, si tienes preguntas sobre de este material, puedes enviar un mensaje privado a me. En mi openion, este composicion es basura, como el autor. Soy gringo, pero yo puedo hablar espanol, porque yo tenia cuarto anos de espanol in mi escuela escondaria. Pudeo hablar major que Ricardo, porque el es gordo y estupido. Ricardo es muy debil y enfermo in el mente. El solo piensa que puede hablar espanol. Soy el hispanohablante que esta lleno de la VERDAD y la HONESTIDAD.
Please, if you have questions about this material, you can send me a private message. In my opinion, this composition is garbage, like the author. I am a gringo, but I can speak Spanish, because I had 4 years of Spanish in my secondary school. I can speak better than Ricardo, because he is fat and stupid. Ricardo is very weak and sick in the mind. He only thinks that he can speak Spanish. I am a Spanish speaker that is full of the truth and the honesty.
 
CUADRO DE HONOR. Notice how many of those are for elementary schools, in my local experience, schools in Spanish-speaking countries only apply the honor roll up to the end of elementary. Junior highs don't really care about that stuff, and in High School it's unheard of unless it's a fancy expensive private college.
 
CUADRO DE HONOR. Notice how many of those are for elementary schools, in my local experience, schools in Spanish-speaking countries only apply the honor roll up to the end of elementary. Junior highs don't really care about that stuff, and in High School it's unheard of unless it's a fancy expensive private college.

My mom and her sister were Honor Roll students in High School, in a public school, but they're from a small town and all, so probably it was just a custom there. We don't have honor roll where I live; the students with the best grades get to "carry" the national flag in special ocassions, but that's it.

Debe ser un buen espanol porque yo estaba en clase durante ocho semestres. Muchas gracias! Hablo espanol mejor de lo que yo escribo, por favor, perdoname.

You're relly good, trust me. I'm amazed at how well you manage tenses, most people I've talked to who aren't native speakers have trouble with that. ¡Felicitaciones!

Gran incendio en el baño!

EL LLANO BAÑO EN LLAMAS

OMG that's just too funny XD Everyone here is awesome at Spanish, shut up, everyone <3 You're all doing a great job, really! I'm amazed at how many non-native speakers know Spanish, makes a native proud!
 
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