Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Three weeks after the book's intended release date is as good a time as any to start emailing people asking for contributions!

Does he mean Thomas Luffus or Jay Kogan? I'm sorry but they don't know you Russell. Keep fishing for names that work/worked for popular IP's though, I'm sure it will do you really well.

 

[uglytroll4u]

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh good. I'm glad he hired a hot chick to do the audio-book. Now we won't have to worry about their unseen face being grotesque.

Like, does he think his readers plan to print out a picture of the narrator to stare at while listening? Why did she have to be hot if all we get is her voice?

The same reason why Russell calls sex lines.

 

[TitusOvid]

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Three weeks after the book's intended release date is as good a time as any to start emailing people asking for contributions!

Yes, he'll be honored to know that you based your highly delusional and inaccurate interpretation of the law on something he wrote, Russhole!

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

What a bad boy Russ is

 

[The Dude]

[Frustrated slurping intensifies]

 

[yarvi]

You guys wanna bet which fiverr girl is Russ hiring/harrasing? my money is on this one:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You guys wanna bet which fiverr girl is Russ hiring/harrasing? my money is on this one:
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Probably too rich for his blood. $6.10 per 100 words can get expensive when getting nearly 200 pages done. Unless of course there's very little writing in the book.

 

[facepalm]

I can't wait for Russ to claim poverty about not paying his court fines with all these posts about paying people for this "book".

 

[Russell Your Jimmies]

I personally can't wait til Russ creeps the voice actress out so badly she quits so he can complain about her stealing his money.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

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"Dude, leave us the fuck alone."

-DC Comics

 

[Grumbles]

"Dude, leave us the fuck alone."

-DC Comics

"I am now writing a companion piece to my amazing NOVEL entitled "Why Taylor Swift Led Me To Sue DC Comics For Failure To Support My Cockass Buttslurping Antics". If you do not buy both the novel, graphic novel companion, Russ-Lore Encyclopedia (learn the origins of my dreams and my fantasies of owning a whole building of sex-servants), and side-story deluxe edition (release date TBD), you are discriminating against a racist, misogynistic asshole whose greatest ASPERGation is to be allowed back in the nursing room so I can slurp my lunchables pizza pack + Capris Sun as I see fit."

- Greer "Russel Greer" Russel

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Kayli always taking one for the team asking the important questions

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Russ: "I can't find a male voice over actor who can read it with good enough inflection."

What Rusty?! There are absolutely NO male voice over actors in the biz with good enough inflection??? Please...

Translation: "I'm threatened by men who sound normal. Out of pure jealousy, I won't hire any male who can get through a sentence without subtitles and a bib. Plus, I know I'll marry my hot-for-hire-voice-over-actress-and-we'll-live-happily-ever-after-in-my-rented-room. The End."

 

[TheDrooler]

Russ, you are the bad guy. Nothing you have done so far has proven that you are even remotely a good person.

***edit***

Slackjaw, why don't you just come on the boards and prove to us how good of a person you are. Maybe this thread would stop? It's so obvious you are checking this thread more than any of us, so just pop your head in and chat with us.

 

[Begemot]

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Russ, you are the bad guy. Nothing you have done so far has proven that you are even remotely a good person.

This delusional sped thinks he needs an agent or a PR person, not even tamarlover or Autphag have this much front. He keeps on creating these debacles, effortlessly, like that's his secret skill, and then mopes about the backlash to his crass misogynist behaviour. The ride will never end, will it?

 

[Lunachu]

Lol Russell's face when his PR person tells him the first thing he should do is stop posting stupid shit... oh wait his face will look the same as it always does, my bad.

 

[Peachfuzz]

This delusional sped thinks he needs an agent or a PR person, not even tamarlover or Autphag have this much front. He keeps on crating this debacles, effortlessly, like that's his secret skill, and then mopes about the backlash to his crass misogynist behaviour. The ride will never end, will it?

The only agent he's going to find is someone happy to scam him out of his money.

For starters, one doesn't 'hire' an agent. It doesn't work that way. You don't give agents money to do their job. Agents work on commission. I have a contract with my agent. She gets 15% of what I sell. But she also represents me and makes sure the contracts are favorable to me, the author.

No legit agent would even consider Russ for multiple reasons. 1. He can't write. 2. There isn't a single legit publishing company in the world that would consider his manuscript. 3. A google search would only produce giggles. 4. He's not controversial to the point where people would find him interesting (think Milo) 5. He doesn't have a story.

As for PR, there have been studies that show author PR companies are useless. They're more than happy to take your thousands and send out bulk emails to people. Word of mouth sells books, nothing else.

 

[Fag Smut]

People reposting your posts is not slander but yes

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

When he says "saggy pants thug" is that a euphemism for nigger or is it just Russ' even more retarded way of calling someone a Chad?

 

[Fag Smut]

It, along with "mocha man", are Russ' euphemisms for nigger.

Russ is an interesting case of virulent racism. He's brimming with hatred but he's also raised in a passive aggressive pseudo-polite culture so he uses words like "FRICK" instead of fuck and calls black people saggy panted thugs instead of niggers.

It's odd that Russ is racist. Being racist implies you are genetically superior. Yet in virtually any society where notions of genetic superiority may have traction, people with genetic mutations leading that leave them drooling and knock kneed would be among the first to be culled from the gene pool. Russ is objectively a stain on the human genome.

Really ironic for a guy who is such a biological mishap that his birth mother Spartan birthed him (ie left him behind) to feel superior to others on any basis of genes or any other biological trait.

Thankfully the women of planet earth will never let Russ cum in them and his shitty genes will not be passed down to another misfortunate troglodyte.