Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I watched her latest younow that cxnt uploaded. I read in the comment section that she probably does combovers because if you are extremely obese your hair thins. Is this true?
Wow, I never even thought about that, but now that you mention it, I bet she does have thinning hair. When you think about it, when have we ever seen the top of her head? It always had a bun on it, or a high pony, and now it's the combover and cat ears. That might explain why she hoards hair too, she can't bear to cut it because it's thinning. And here I thought she was just hiding the top of her head because her hair is greasy and full of dander.
 
I watched her latest younow that cxnt uploaded. I read in the comment section that she probably does combovers because if you are extremely obese your hair thins. Is this true?

When all you eat is super caloric food that is void of any nutritional value I would not be surprised if she doesn't have some kind of terrible genetic predisposition balding. Which even if she did she's still young so I'm thinking it probably wouldn't show until at least a little later in life.
 
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I watched her latest younow that cxnt uploaded. I read in the comment section that she probably does combovers because if you are extremely obese your hair thins. Is this true?

Wow, I never even thought about that, but now that you mention it, I bet she does have thinning hair. When you think about it, when have we ever seen the top of her head? It always had a bun on it, or a high pony, and now it's the combover and cat ears. That might explain why she hoards hair too, she can't bear to cut it because it's thinning. And here I thought she was just hiding the top of her head because her hair is greasy and full of dander.
 
A lot of times when you see thinning hair on an obese person, it's likely because of PCOS.
I'm not sure that's accurate. PCOS is an ovarian disorder that can lead to hormonal and metabolic changes that can result in weight gain, sure. There are, however, millions of skinny-to-average women with PCOS and their hair is fine, so I'm not sure correlation is causation. I think you see thinning hair on obese people because you only have so many hair follicles per square inch of skin and when you're obese, your peripheral circulation suffers: thus, not enough blood and nutrient flow to the follicles.
 
I'm not sure that's accurate. PCOS is an ovarian disorder that can lead to hormonal and metabolic changes that can result in weight gain, sure. There are, however, millions of skinny-to-average women with PCOS and their hair is fine, so I'm not sure correlation is causation. I think you see thinning hair on obese people because you only have so many hair follicles per square inch of skin and when you're obese, your peripheral circulation suffers: thus, not enough blood and nutrient flow to the follicles.


As far as I know, thinning hair can be a symptom of PCOS. But eh, whatever, if I'm wrong I'm wrong. I should've specified obese -women-, not people. My mistake.
 
I see no reason why she can't target a healthy weight goal of 141 pounds . . . by the time she's about 31.

She's definitely raking in feeder fetish money, private cam shows or gift card exchanges, something is changing hands in between trough bag hookups, because that would explain away the constant claims of always being too busy, she's on call for guys in time zones on the other side of the world at every hour of the day or night, like a monster truck with the ignition ready to be turned over at any old time of the nightlife. This isn't really that far off of par for the course for the bluegrass state though, tbh.
 
I'm not sure that's accurate. PCOS is an ovarian disorder that can lead to hormonal and metabolic changes that can result in weight gain, sure. There are, however, millions of skinny-to-average women with PCOS and their hair is fine, so I'm not sure correlation is causation. I think you see thinning hair on obese people because you only have so many hair follicles per square inch of skin and when you're obese, your peripheral circulation suffers: thus, not enough blood and nutrient flow to the follicles.
PCOS can cause male pattern baldness in women.

But yo, why is AL's scalp white?
 
I watched her latest younow that cxnt uploaded. I read in the comment section that she probably does combovers because if you are extremely obese your hair thins. Is this true?

Surprisingly a quick search didn't turn up much concrete info outside of blogs and such.

From baldingblog.com:

While obesity itself doesn’t cause female hair loss, stress and poor diet can certainly contribute. I’ve written the same thing before here.

Hypothyroid, polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), and many other medical issues can potentially cause hair loss. The goal is to treat the medical issues and the hair loss should slow down. You need to be followed by your physician. That is the best help I can offer.

Although from an article on WebMD (bolding mine):

There are a wide range of conditions that can bring on hair loss, with some of the most common being pregnancy, thyroid disorders, and anemia. Others include autoimmune diseases, polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), and skin conditions such as psoriasis and seborrheic dermatitis, Rogers says.

Though there has been a link between menopause and hair loss, Roberts says she doesn’t think there is a direct correlation. It could be that menopause and hair loss just occur at the same age.

Other reasons for hair loss include extreme stress; physical trauma like surgery or intense illness; dramatic weight loss over a short period of time; and taking too much Vitamin A, Roberts says. And hair loss can occur a couple of weeks to six months after any of these experiences.

There is no denying she is ill and putting her body through shedloads of stress.
 
As discussed before, she's very likely malnourished. Bizarre as hell, but super-morbid obesity and malnourishment walk.....well, lumber...hand-in-hand.

I've always wondered why nearly every really big woman has this thinning hair - nearly all on 600lb life (except some of the very young ones) and the Slaton sisters are a prime example. Both have incredibly thin, patchy hair. The lack of nutrients in their food likely contributes, blood supply issues from de beetus - I wish AL would see a doc, her last few vids have been horrifying in terms of discoloration - and the skin is stretched to capacity. The hair needs to cover a bigger surface and there's greater distance between follicles (soz if anyone's eating dinner!)

All that, then the fact it must be a real workout for her to put her hair up - I doubt she has the dexterity or stamina to brush the sides smooth which you need to do with those high ponytails - and the fact she is constantly fussing and pulling at it, especially those annoying sprouts over her ears, will contribute to it looking greasy and patchy. I don't know how often she washes it but the "styles" (for want of a better word) she chooses are pretty much our lazy-arse choices. Even the high ponytail doesn't hide how thin it is, and that style is great on a bad hair day; covers a multitude of sins. And how thoroughly can she wash and condition it anyway? I can't see how she can either hold her arms up that long or bend over a sink, and it takes ages to rinse out the amount of conditioner hair that long needs. It's horribly split and damaged and not just at the ends.

She's getting dangerously near Slaton territory in that the pathos is starting to outweigh the lulz. She'll always be a foul manipulative user, but her physical state is just sad. She thinks she's above the Slatons, but that last, horrifying pic of Tammy is her future. Makes you wonder what has to happen to make her realise, because everything is starting to break down and look horribly unhealthy now. She doesn't seem to have had her revolting acrylic nails done recently either and her own fingernails look as equally split and wrecked as her hair.

Fucksake. Feefees over this grotesque. Somebody tip a bucket of water over me >:-(
 
As has been said before, hair thinning/loss is a symptom/consequence of PCOS, especially combined with poor lifestyle. But when it shows up as a PCOS symptom, it's more or less male-pattern balding--which still doesn't tend to happen until middle age or so. AL is still too young for that; if she's losing hair, it's because she's putting her body through shit.
 
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I doubt she has PCOS. PCOS is almost exclusively found in women who are top heavy/apple-shaped. Better candidates for that would be people like Dana or AL's girlfriend, Becky. If she had the disorder, AL would likely also suffer from facial hair and/or cystic acne, which she doesn't appear to have at a level that could indicate PCOS.

I'm sure she's not in great health. That alone could contribute to hair loss; she doesn't need PCOS for that.

Just my observation from watching her for a couple years now.
 
I doubt she has PCOS. PCOS is almost exclusively found in women who are top heavy/apple-shaped. If she had the disorder, AL would likely also suffer from facial hair and/or cystic acne, which she doesn't appear to have at a level that could indicate PCOS.
Amber is so fat and ridden with lipedema who the fuck knows what her actual body shape is, but I think she's pretty top heavy she just has a huge ass. What super morbidly obese person doesn't have a huge ass after all.

Another is that if Ambers was missing periods for months on end she would have mentioned it by now. Not like in a concerned way, she would totally brag about not having periods.
 
Amber is so fat and ridden with lipedema who the fuck knows what her actual body shape is, but I think she's pretty top heavy she just has a huge ass. What super morbidly obese person doesn't have a huge ass after all.

Another is that if Ambers was missing periods for months on end she would have mentioned it by now. Not like in a concerned way, she would totally brag about not having periods.
She has bragged about missing periods, mostly awhile back.
 
Amber is so fat and ridden with lipedema who the fuck knows what her actual body shape is, but I think she's pretty top heavy she just has a huge ass. What super morbidly obese person doesn't have a huge ass after all.

Another is that if Ambers was missing periods for months on end she would have mentioned it by now. Not like in a concerned way, she would totally brag about not having periods.

While this is true, I'd point to a fairly mean comment that I saw when we first met Dana. The comment was that she "resembles a humpback whale." I would say that is unfortunately a decent description of the body frames of women with excess testosterone/pcos who are also morbidly obese.

Amber is, you are correct, very large, but she is bottom heavy. She would be an inverted triangle shape if she had PCOS.

Anyways, I'm just splitting hairs though I think. We can agree, PCOS or nothing, being 500 lbs will kill you.
 
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