Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

For more information please read /x/

https://boards.4chan.org/x/

 

[Fulda's Gap]

But what if Brianna Wu and all the other lolcows and autism are the reason Nibiru wants our blood?

A quick death is not in the cards.

You must suffer through a world that has Seth MacFarlane and Naruto

 

[c-no]

A quick death is not in the cards.

You must suffer through a world that has Seth MacFarlane and Naruto

I asked the aliens that sent Nibiru to kill us all slowly. I'm still waiting for the death that justifies as our punishment for having unleashed such great autism into the universe.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I've died so many times already, what's one more time?

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

So, I might as well come clean: I am actually a deity-like entity. I'm debating on whether or not Nibiru will hit the Earth.

But, don't mistake saving the planet as mercy; I'd do it because I am a jerk.

There will be no release from this nightmare. You all must exist in a world that created Brianna Wu.

This is the atonement for that sin: your continued existence.

can you atleast give me enough time to finish votoms mr deity?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

can you atleast give me enough time to finish votoms mr deity?

Oh shit yeah, dude. Armored Trooper Votoms is pretty great.

I might delay it indefinitely, I need to go rewatch that.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Not unless I can punch it into oblivion

Your sacrifice for the world is commended.
Allahu ackbar, Captain Islam.

 

[omori]

So are we all dead now and hell is just shitposting on kiwifarms forever?

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's the face I imagine most normies would have the first time viewing this place, and the look they'd give us.

Every 30 seconds or so I am sure I see the eyes moving and following me.....

They look like two seething pits of 'tardrage in an inky sea of autism.

 

[Cthulu]

So are we all dead now and hell is just shitposting on kiwifarms forever?

Better than @Sleep's basement

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Let's play a game to pass the time! I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal and you all try to guess what it is.

 

[cuddle striker]

I never saw Venice

 

[DeadwastePrime]

good. im tired of this planet

...but if anyone wants to have an orgy, let me know

 

[Tin]

Oh well at least i dont need to pay the rest of my student loans.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

My body is ready.

Crush me like one of your lizardmen, Daddy Nibiru.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Good.

 

[Infidel]

God I can't wait.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Oh well at least i dont need to pay the rest of my student loans.

You're going to be crushed by more than just mountains of debt now.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've survived countless other apocalypses, what's another one?

 

[Floof]

Oh yeah, the world was supposed to end today. Am I dead now?

 

[Tyrone_Slothrop]

I guess I am going to have to kill myself after all. Got my hopes up for nothing.