Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

For more information please read /x/

https://boards.4chan.org/x/

 

[The Dude]

Eh, fuck it. I've lived a good life. I've accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. Bring on the Apocalypse!

 

[Linako 2.0]

wait what?

 

[AnOminous]

3.4 wouldn't set off some dominos. I've slept through bigger than that.

Actually, probably so have you. This is the kind of "quake" you don't even fucking notice.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Is Fatboy neutering himself? That's fucking pathetic. Mexico had a better Earthquake.

But when all's said and done, It's been real.

 

[CWCissey]

3.4 wouldn't set off some dominos. I've slept through bigger than that.

Actually, probably so have you. This is the kind of "quake" you don't even fucking notice.

Well I believe the last one was around 6.3 on the scale.

Although I could see Fatboy launching something into the Pacific as threatened due to the sanctions kicking in.

The Souks are saying this seems like a natural quake anyway.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41371867

Maybe it's that super-volcano waking up!

 

[Buster]

At least this way I won't have to work the graveyard shift tonight.

 

[Shokew]

Divine galactic punishment for letting SJWs (etc.) exist and ruin everything.

If another Earth gets created billions from years from now (somehow), here's hoping they don't make our mistake(s).

 

[MistressCaridad]

Did I sleep through the apocalypse? I wanted to get a rad selfie with Cthulhu ripping the sky apart in the background. Well, fuck. Maybe next apocalypse.

 

[ON 190]

Somehow I always knew I'd die on this forum.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Now I sit and wait for an explanation on why it didn't happen. AKA, "I miscalculated."

 

[LocalFireDept]

Is the world over yet? Did I miss it?

 

[His Dewliness]

Sorry everyone, looks like it's just "the beginning of the end"

http://web.archive.org/web/20170922...l-writer-says-after-predicting-end-world.html

 

[knux]

Excellent! Shit like this is why I keep coming back.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

My only regret is that I have autism boneitis.

 

[DailyToastBoat]

Ugh, another one?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Nibiru is coming, we have bigger fish to fry"

 

[Tetra]

About time a god sent a final solution to the earth problem


This time it's real

 

[Sammy]

I would like to welcome our newest member of the farms NibiruuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAUGGGAAAGHHHHHHH OH GOD SAVE US PLEA-

 

[Magique]

As Nibiru approched Planet Earth to fuck, it saw that Earth had aids and didn't want that. Nibiru decided to turn away, but without knowing, a chunk of it riped of and crash into Earth. It looked like a tiny rock and Earth wouldn't know the difference between rock and space rock after all.

The rock crashed down of the Super Volcano in NK. The volcano was sleeping peacefully, even after all the tremors disturbing her. So when the space rock hurted her, she awakes from her slumber, quite angry that some fucking rock had the guts to wake her. She puked magma and let off some very toxic smoke, killing autism in her wrath.

Earth never guessed why it happened but thanks her anyway for killing most of her aids.

 

[Nekromantik]

When's this apocalypse getting started, it's past 8 here and I have shit to do.