Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

For more information please read /x/

https://boards.4chan.org/x/

 

[Scratch This Nut]

We will all die a virgin.

 

[The Lawgiver]

We will all die a virgin.

You'd think that, but some people are gonna get both crushed and fucked by Nibiru.
Nibiru is a well known planetary sex offender.

 

[melty]

I know a guy that really believes today is the end of the world. He thinks it's going to be an earthquake though.

 

[CWCissey]

Watch Fatboy fire some shit off and start a nuclear war.

 

[Zarkov]

It's time to confess my sins. I must unburden my soul before I go on my final journey.

- I fapped to @Feline Darkmage's avatars
- I fapped to @Cosmos' avatars
- I fapped to @Ntwadumela's avatars

May God have mercy on my soul.

*fap fap fap*

 

[GloriousScarf]

Come on Nibiru, hurry that shit up. I got 6 more hours left at work and I would definitely rather be dead.

 

[José Mourinho]

Goodbye cruel world, the time has finally ended for the mass destruction!

(Shitposting aside I thought this whole Nibiru shit is laughed off and people by now should stop believing in apocalypse theories?)

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

people by now should stop believing in apocalypse theories?

hope springs eternal

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

What if Chris survived the apocalypse?

Then God truly has the cruelest sense of humour imaginable.

 

[John Furrman]

As long as it hits California first.

 

[Null]

Watch Fatboy fire some shit off and start a nuclear war.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm not sure if I love it or hate it when I'm right...

 

[muh_moobs]

 

[John Titor]

Sound the alarms

Where were you on Doomsday 2012?

 

[Sushinope]

Well it was nice knowing the farms, may we burn in a lame explosion of autism.

 

[Luigi]

THANKS OBAMA

 

[Coconut Gun]

It's time to confess my sins. I must unburden my soul before I go on my final journey.

- I fapped to @Feline Darkmage's avatars
- I fapped to @Cosmos' avatars
- I fapped to @Ntwadumela's avatars

May God have mercy on my soul.

*fap fap fap*

I'm disappointed that I didn't make the list.

 

[His Dewliness]

I'm disappointed that I didn't make the list.

If it makes you feel better I've fired in spurts to your avatar

 

[UglyOldJafar]

So, Nibiru is causing the end of the world now?
Does that mean somewhere a stoned college student, his danish dog and their friends now have to fight a monster voiced by Clancy Brown before he posesses a talking parrot in order to save us all?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Let's play a game to pass the time! I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal and you all try to guess what it is.

I hope everyone who has ever rated my posts "autistic" burns in agony and despair. Happy Nibiru Day, Kiwi Farms. It's about fucking time.