DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Apparently he's gotten 5k+ out of them so far, due in major part to this fiasco no doubt, this month. So whatever his plan was, it worked. #norefunds
Actually it looks like it had no effect on how fast he made money. It seems like it's been a straight line from the 10th to now.

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Damn, if $7.5k/month is "significantly less" income than what he was making in 2014... how much dough was this fat fucker making back then?!

No I mean like when he applied for the loan he gave them 2012 levels of income and called it current as of 2014 and now he's giving them the actual 2014 level of income, or some other kind of "Wait Mr. Burnell did you lie to us to get this mortgage?" type situation.
 
Yeah, I like that even the TKOH forums is starting to see the cracks, but that's the same group that made his situation better than getting a normal job and put him in this corner. Because his paypigs gave him $6-7k a month and he's still struggling, his job gap is extremely hard to spin- he's never getting that much again if his Youtube/Twitch dies off.

The end is nigh.
 
The end is nigh.
Good lord, how many times has this phrase been uttered? It's like CWC's "Is Chris getting better?" meme.
TBF, it will happen someday but I think myself (and several other people) have made some pretty good arguments as to why it's not gonna happen as soon as one may think.
Hell, if DSP swallowed his own pride, moved back to CT and sold the house, that would already help him out big time. (remember, he's winning 7k to 8k dollars A MONTH, so there's no reason he should be "OMG GOING BROKE EMERGENCY PLS DONATE")
And that's ONE possible solution for his current woes.
 
Its going to be amusing here in a few hours.
What makes me think that the house is more at risk than perhaps even Phil thinks
1. Furnace cleaning. His.. furnace needs cleaning? Now perhaps this is in response to the alarm company and them saying "hey you probably should change your furnace filter more than once every 3 years" (does this guy do ANY basic maintenance on his house?) But it could also be in preparation to sell the house.
2. All of his doom and gloom talks have been about him losing his house and there's nothing he can do. Lending credence to SoapQueen's theory of a rate inflation putting the house out of his financial reach (it would have to be a serious increase to make him say its an unreachable point and that money cant fix things)
3. Powerwashing the driveway. Still sticks in my head, why is a slob all of a sudden powerwashing the driveway?


He'll probably come home, do an emergency vlahg, and then drown his sorrows in Arby's and gin. If the situation is solvable with money, he'll stream tonight. If its getting kicked out due to something money cant fix, he wont stream tonight.
 
And last time someone tried to do that they lost over 200 dollars to him for the sake of le ebin trole xD

Which i find funny. just pointing out what is meant by 'troll tips'. personally I find giving him anything to be dumb as others have pointed out it has no negative effect and can end up helping him via cheer and tip wars from his retarded fans.
 
So still relatively new to the finer points DSP's excuses but is there any actual reason he keeps the place in CT if he's so adamant about never using it?
 
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I've been looking into the mortgage angle a bit because that seemed interesting to me.

It would be great if he got a notice that his income and employment hisyory were being re-verified and the lender looked at the information and went "Hold on a minute here, last time you gave us this information you claimed a significantly higher income in 2014 than what you're claiming today. Did you misrepresent your ability to repay this loan when you applied for it?" and he's about to get his shit kicked in.

This is a real possibility. Basically if his loan was fraudulently put through (which is fairly common in the US) and his debt was 'sold' to a new bank they have the right to call him up for documentation to prove his ability to pay otherwise he will have to immediately pay the loan back.

Good lord, how many times has this phrase been uttered? It's like CWC's "Is Chris getting better?" meme.
TBF, it will happen someday but I think myself (and several other people) have made some pretty good arguments as to why it's not gonna happen as soon as one may think.
Hell, if DSP swallowed his own pride, moved back to CT and sold the house, that would already help him out big time. (remember, he's winning 7k to 8k dollars A MONTH, so there's no reason he should be "OMG GOING BROKE EMERGENCY PLS DONATE")
And that's ONE possible solution for his current woes.

I think the very valid argument that this isn't a possibility right now comes down to the fact that Phil has obviously not kept any 'emergency gouty-day fund'. He doesn't have a cushion of money by which to get his house ready for sale.

The water is up to his eyes, he can't move towards the CT kahndo or the Renton McMansion because he simply doesn't have enough money. It sounds stupid enough, because he has these two properties, but absent having a big pile of cash to fuck around with he can't really do much at the moment IMHO.

There is no such thing as troll tips; tips are tips, bits are bits, and both are money.

It's about the proposition of value.
Phil owes at least $200,000 USD in debt (whatever the figure is, it has to be somewhere around that).
If 10 people do stupid cheers a day, that's $1.

One dollar. One dollar a day is all it takes to help a poor child in Africa... It takes a lot, lot, lot more than one dollar a day to help a gout ridden hardcore gamer with a shit ton of debt.

It might add up if humans had all the time in the world, but unless you genuinely believe Phil will be able to either pay off his loan or stave off creditors using his basket of 10 cent cheers then I would argue that is wrong.

This "One dollar" of imaginary cheers would have to be artfully done so as to impact Phil's stream by way of making it extremely long. If it's done right, then Phil gets angry, his viewers get angry, people who have submitted legit cheers will get angry because they have to wait and Donald Trump will get angry.

This is more about the trade off between cost and return. If you can get Phil to delay his prestream by going on a tangent for 20 minutes for the price of 10 cents, I find it hard to argue against.

If you also make Phil look ungrateful because he starts refusing to deal with 10 bit cheers, then it's even better value for money.

I'd bet an actual panhandling

homeless person in Seattle can get more than a dollar spread over an hour.
 
This is a real possibility. Basically if his loan was fraudulently put through (which is fairly common in the US) and his debt was 'sold' to a new bank they have the right to call him up for documentation to prove his ability to pay otherwise he will have to immediately pay the loan back.



I think the very valid argument that this isn't a possibility right now comes down to the fact that Phil has obviously not kept any 'emergency gouty-day fund'. He doesn't have a cushion of money by which to get his house ready for sale.

The water is up to his eyes, he can't move towards the CT kahndo or the Renton McMansion because he simply doesn't have enough money. It sounds stupid enough, because he has these two properties, but absent having a big pile of cash to fuck around with he can't really do much at the moment IMHO.



It's about the proposition of value.
Phil owes at least $200,000 USD in debt (whatever the figure is, it has to be somewhere around that).
If 10 people do stupid cheers a day, that's $1.

One dollar. One dollar a day is all it takes to help a poor child in Africa... It takes a lot, lot, lot more than one dollar a day to help a gout ridden hardcore gamer with a shit ton of debt.

It might add up if humans had all the time in the world, but unless you genuinely believe Phil will be able to either pay off his loan or stave off creditors using his basket of 10 cent cheers then I would argue that is wrong.

This "One dollar" of imaginary cheers would have to be artfully done so as to impact Phil's stream by way of making it extremely long. If it's done right, then Phil gets angry, his viewers get angry, people who have submitted legit cheers will get angry because they have to wait and Donald Trump will get angry.

This is more about the trade off between cost and return. If you can get Phil to delay his prestream by going on a tangent for 20 minutes for the price of 10 cents, I find it hard to argue against.

If you also make Phil look ungrateful because he starts refusing to deal with 10 bit cheers, then it's even better value for money.

I'd bet an actual panhandling

homeless person in Seattle can get more than a dollar spread over an hour.
Let me present a counter argument: his parents. We know they give him money every year. I'm sure if DSP just cried to them for like half an hour, they'd give him enough money to move out back to CT.
 
Powerwashing the driveway. Still sticks in my head, why is a slob all of a sudden powerwashing the driveway?
Wasn't he forced to do it by the HOA?

So still relatively new to the finer points DSP's excuses but is there any actual reason he keeps the place in CT if he's so adamant about never using it?
He tried to get rid of it by short selling the kahndo, but the bank didn't approve (they rather suck him dry and then foreclose on it, I suppose; I'm surprised DSP never spiralled into a charade about "the Jew bankers are ruining me dood!")

This "One dollar" of imaginary cheers would have to be artfully done so as to impact Phil's stream by way of making it extremely long. If it's done right, then Phil gets angry, his viewers get angry, people who have submitted legit cheers will get angry because they have to wait and Donald Trump will get angry.
This only makes his paypigs donate to him MORE, not less, because of muh detractors trying to ruin muh Phil. Don't be foolish, don't give a dime to this fat fuck.
 
Let me present a counter argument: his parents. We know they give him money every year. I'm sure if DSP just cried to them for like half an hour, they'd give him enough money to move out back to CT.

I'm not so sure, from everything I've read they're not that wealthy or anything. Phil's mom is I believe a hairdresser or something like that.

They're a bit older and have probably had huge medical bills etc of their own to deal with. I can understand them having helped him over the years with a $500 or $1000 transfer every now and then, but calling up mom and pops and asking for a cool sweet $20,000 USD is radically different.
 
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