Inactive Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman - Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

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The wrinkles go into her forehead lol she's not woke- She's a Klingon.
 
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The funniest thing about her eyebags is that they're a reflection of her unbelievably disney-witch esque personality. Usually life isn't so fair, so often it gives kind warm-hearted people facial defects and it gives selfish monster gorgeous mugs. But Ali? Ali has a face that's instant karma.

"I support pedophilia and don't love my dog and drove away my limp wristed husband and got fired from my absolute dream job, all because I just can't stop being me tee-hee, aren't I quirky and cute?"
"Why does it look like you have four eyeballs and are barely managing to hide peepers 3 and 4?
"AREN'T I QUIRKY AND CUTE?!?!?"

Like with most of the people on this site, the answer to her problems is jusssst on the other end of her fingertips, always right there, and always impossible to grab. See, I've said it too many times and I'll randomly repeat it until this thread finally dies for one reason or another (Spoiler: Alison eventually dies), but those eyebags aren't so ugly because they change the shape of her face past what you can bear to look at, those eyebags are so ugly because they're attached to a naturally ugly person and deep down your brain knows that.

If you had no other information on that image except that that exact same picture was tweeted alongside a comment about how she was going to the gulf to help with hurricane relief, and was looking forward to doing whatever she could even though she was already exhausted from helping at her local homeless shelter, you wouldn't see Alison "Professional Monster" Rapp, you'd see a beautiful yet haggard women who was giving so much she needed someone to give something back to her.

Perception means a lot. Alison is by no means a face model, but she's not strictly a physically ugly person. She's just normal and not flawless. But deep down inside she's an ugly ugly ugly person, and when you're that ugly in your soul it shines out through your face eventually.
 
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Taily Puff said:
The funniest thing about her eyebags is that they're a reflection of her unbelievably disney-witch esque personality. Usually life isn't so fair, so often it gives kind warm-hearted people facial defects and it gives selfish monster gorgeous mugs. But Ali? Ali has a face that's instant karma.

"I support pedophilia and don't love my dog and drove away my limp wristed husband and got fired from my absolute dream job, all because I just can't stop being me tee-hee, aren't I quirky and cute?"
"Why does it look like you have four eyeballs and are barely managing to hide peepers 3 and 4?
"AREN'T I QUIRKY AND CUTE?!?!?"

Like with most of the people on this site, the answer to her problems is jusssst on the other end of her fingertips, always right there, and always impossible to grab. See, I've said it too many times and I'll randomly repeat it until this thread finally dies for one reason or another (Spoiler: Alison eventually dies), but those eyebags aren't so ugly because they change the shape of her face past what you can bear to look at, those eyebags are so ugly because they're attached to a naturally ugly person and deep down your brain knows that.

If you had no other information on that image except that that exact same picture was tweeted alongside a comment about how she was going to the gulf to help with hurricane relief, and was looking forward to doing whatever she could even though she was already exhausted from helping at her local homeless shelter, you wouldn't see Alison "Professional Monster" Rapp, you'd see a beautiful yet haggard women who was giving so much she needed someone to give something back to her.

Perception means a lot. Alison is by no means a face model, but she's not strictly a physically ugly person. She's just normal and not flawless. But deep down inside she's an ugly ugly ugly person, and when you're that ugly in your soul it shines out through your face eventually.
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Reminds me of this:
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It too me way too long. But it's here. Here's Alison Rapp as the Devil.

And just to make AnOminous happy?

Taily Puff said:
That's fucking poetry. I'm gonna try. "Having a light is like having something bright, because it shines a bright light around". Truly the philosopher of our ages.

I get why Ali has twitter account instead of a blog or her own website. It's probably a lot easier to get pity (and donations) when everyone following you has severe attention disorders and only vaguely remembers you posting about how much you totally love your dog, but doesn't remember the 57 prior times when you posted about how you don't understand that your dog likes grass, but that you're glad the person you paid to give it attention took a picture of it.

If only there was some website dedicated to documenting the behavior of pathetic people, and then laughing at them.

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There. Page 666 now has A Rapp as the devil.
 
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Skeealator said:
Is there a non-karmic explanation for what the holy fuck is going on with her eyebags? I've literally never seen anything like this.
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Poor sleeping, lack of proper nutrition, poor hydration, not taking care of herself, Emperor Palpatine effect, poor genetics...
 
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