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neger psykolog said:
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Someone anonymous just tipped Phil $1 and told him if he stopped talking he'd tip him another $4

Phil took it to mean the guy wanted him to be silent for the rest of the stream and not end his stupid, overdrawn prestream quicker and told him no.
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Which is funny since he probably would make more money on average if he'd shut the fuck up and play the games without an hour long woe-is-me whinging rant before every stream.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Da Prestream Breakdown:
  • Mentions that he's still wanting Tips because he's waiting for his big Twitch paycheck in mid October and he wants to get there by not having to overdraw his bank account.
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What fucking nerve this guy has. He is basically saying "Hey you guys gave me a shit load of money I get in October, but I need you to give me even more money so I don't overdraw my bank account between now and then because I have no self control and can't help but spend money. I mean I don't need to learn how to budget at 35 years old because you pay pigs will just cover everything for me, right idiots?"
 
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"Wow dood, ya think I'm stoopit?! My street smarts clearly tell me ya bitches are trolls ackackack! Enjoy yer permaban ackackack!"
*hm i don now... this djinn chick already had ten posts so she seems legit. Handsum devil I am, she clearly must have fallen for me looks and skills. hm. Will send her a pm later. Aah shoots, but I still must upload a couple hundred vids and watch wwe. Ah, whatever, get lost bitch ackackack.*
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
I would think that his constant hacking, gouting, and wheezing would make scuba diving impossible. It's almost like hearing DSP lament about being unable to climb Mt. Everest or something.
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Air in scuba tanks has no moisture. "Dry Mouth" is a common occurrence with divers. I made the mistake of diving last year with a cold and the dry air was so bad I ended up surfacing 5 minutes into the dive and feeding the fish. There is 0 chance Phil would be able to handle it. Although, I would pay good money to see him try to waddle around with a scuba tank and weight belt on.
 
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Rare Drop said:
Someone should write a fanfic about the triangle between Phil, Venomous, and Vidar already. A guy that gives him thousands of $$$, but gets overlooked by a guy that throws matches? The tension writes itself.
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You would ahve to offer someone quite a bit of booze. I'd reckon the worst part about writing such a thing comes from if you have too good imagination and visualize it in your head. But then again, the fanfic about LTG where he eats his GF exists.
 
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BhilPurnell said:
Air in scuba tanks has no moisture. "Dry Mouth" is a common occurrence with divers. I made the mistake of diving last year with a cold and the dry air was so bad I ended up surfacing 5 minutes into the dive and feeding the fish. There is 0 chance Phil would be able to handle it. Although, I would pay good money to see him try to waddle around with a scuba tank and weight belt on.
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the closest thing phil will get to diving is, when he plays a "diving" videogame. and that goes for every other sport/physical activity.
 
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tomstone said:
the closest thing phil will get to diving is, when he plays a "diving" videogame. and that goes for every other sport/physical activity.
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Considering how Phil does at sports games (UFC, Fifa, Madden especially) I almost think he might be more competent irl. Now, the gout and never having walked more than 50 ft at once means the exertion would kill him, but I honestly think he has POTENTIAL to be better at physical activity than the video game version of it.

That said, it's a low bar.

I think a good middle ground would be to see how Phil does at something like go karts, since we know he can't drive in games and care barely drive irl.


On the topic of the emergency though, it's the HOA even likelier. They almost surely told him to fix his shit or they'd consider booting him. That's why he has a few months to get his shit together and it's not a money issue. He can pretend he's maybe gonna get the boot when all he has to do to stay is mow the lawn.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Considering how Phil does at sports games (UFC, Fifa, Madden especially) I almost think he might be more competent irl. Now, the gout and never having walked more than 50 ft at once means the exertion would kill him, but I honestly think he has POTENTIAL to be better at physical activity than the video game version of it.
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He claimed once in a vlog that he used to play football before he had his back injury. Who knows if this is true at all of course.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
He claimed once in a vlog that he used to play football before he had his back injury. Who knows if this is true at all of course.
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I can believe that because a lot of little kids play football in the younger grades. It's a bit less popular now bc muh concussions but it's not a weird claim for him to make. Now, I strongly doubt he played past grade school, but I'm sure he had a year or two as a linesman.

His lack of football understanding seems to suggest that he never took it seriously, though.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Attendance for his fighting game streams being at times triple what it is for other games is what assuredly has caused him to want to play them more.
It's a case of too little too late with his living situation in Washington now very much in doubt.

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I cannot believe some 30-year-old who has been on the internet for more than a decade ends ever second Tweet/message/sentence with "lol"
 
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Caught the end of his stream. The fact Phil whines about MvC not being a 'reactive' game really irks me, and makes me wonder how he had any success in a competitive setting. Any competitive game with some sense of substance is going to reward a proactive player just as much, or perhaps more than someone that just reacts to what happens. It's not even about knowing which characters/moves are good, it's about knowing your options and what the other guy can do, too. It's why people gush about side decks in card games, and 'knowing the matchup'. Such a mentality is a big reason why he never leaves beginner ranks- anyone with braincells is going to be somewhat prepared, so why can't he?
 
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