Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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xenomorph said:
It's uncanny.
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Jessay manages to look more psychopathic than IT.
Null said:
The people calling Jessica a "saga" or a "ween" are fucking idiots. You people still don't know what that word means and you continuously misuse it because your personal dictionary is three pages long.

What happened is an event. A person, who has been interested in Chris as an oddity for whatever reason, opted to try and give him a chance at a relationship. He fucked it up. That's not a saga. I can't even fathom why people are angry or disappointed. What happened was a pecularity, a spectacle, and the only appropriate response is to just watch it.

If you compare it to Liquid Chris, it's not nearly as interesting, you're right. But you know why? Because every step of the way during Liquid Chris, he had people goading him into doing stuff, into making videos, into saying certain things, into pressing certain points. It wasn't natural Chris. Natural Chris is what Chris has been doing for the last year. Natural Chris is fucking super boring and awkward and ho-hums about odd cartoons and 1950s family television programs. The fact that Natural Chris managed to get a date scheduled with a woman who actually looks like a woman is fucking fascinating, and the little intricacies about it are fascinating, and the reaction from both sides is also pretty fascinating.

I don't know for sure of Jessica Quinn is a troll, I am pretty sure she's not because no one knows who she is and she has no people encouraging her. If she tries to Thetan him, or neg him into doing things, it will fail. Both Thetan and Kacey attempted to moderate or egg Chris on by negging him, and the eventuality of that is Chris just giving up and ignoring them. I can't even blame him for it. I wouldn't want to date Kacey either. The first time that bitch wakes me up and asks to be driven to McDonalds for a McFlurry I'm kicking her out.


So no, this SAGA (saga in more sarcasm quotes that I can actually type because saga is quickly becoming the next autistic word I'm going to have to filter to attempt to persuade idiots not to fucking butcher it) is boring in comparison to the ones scripted by a group of weirdos. That's because it's not a saga and it's just some shit that happened, like the Gamestop mace spraying. It's a weird little bump in history that probably won't amount to much and you fucking cunts should be able to enjoy that by now.

If not, why do you even come here? If some organized troll tried to pull off the next Liquid Chris, you'd boo and hiss and pout about it, so obviously you want generic little life updates like this to laugh at... but then when the updates happen, when life encounters go on and Chris meets people, you immediately shriek they're a troll and a ween like a dumbass and boo and hiss and pout anyways. Like, just fucking stop reading this board if literally everything you see here is going to cause a tantrum and make you mad.

Is the only Chris content you want to see him sitting in his room staring at his camera, or livestreaming Little Big Planet while Barb looks on from the Hallway with a gormless dead expression like some sort of horror movie monster the main character isn't aware of? If so, I think you're just jealous. You're just jealous this lady wanted to fuck Chris instead of you and that makes you a bitch nigga. The end.
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i just wanted Jessica pregnant with 4-year frozen semen, a mongoloid baby and a messy decade-long divorce. Is that really so much to ask for?
 
dacwcman69 said:
I still don't understand why Jessica gave a shit. She knows Doopie wants nothing to do with Chris at all and made that explicitly clear, even if Chris made a weird advance again like before she knows for a fact nothing would come of it. That's what ultimately leads me to believe Jessica is still a troll to some extent just trying to win over Chris by domination of his pea brain.
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You're applying too much logic to it. Do those eyebrows look like the mark of a logical person?
 
Null said:
Aside from the above, I mean... if you were going to fuck Chris would you not immediately lose your shit if he started coveting other women?
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i have trouble getting started with this hypothetical because i can't even imagine wanting to fuck chris. i'd have to be trapped in some diabolical chris-fucking thunderdome before i'd entertain this dilemma... and even then i think i'd be too preoccupied with finding a way to kill myself to wonder whether or not he lusts for other prey
 
RIP_SANITY said:
Back together already? man, the ride never ends, does it?
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I'll gladly admit I was a dumbshit who thought this one was in the bag when they 'broke up' an hour ago or whatever... Figured that Jessay was pulling out of the crazy and we'd be left with boring-depressed (no content) CWC for another year, but I'm happy to have been mistaken.
 
mickmars said:
I'll gladly admit I was a dumbshit who thought this one was in the bag when they 'broke up' an hour ago or whatever... Figured that Jessay was pulling out of the crazy and we'd be left with boring-depressed (no content) CWC for another year, but I'm happy to have been mistaken.
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You underestimate the psychopathy of Jessica. To paraphrase Rorschach, she is not in a relationship with Chris. Chris is in a relationship with her.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
You underestimate the psychopathy of Jessica. To paraphrase Rorschach, she is not in a relationship with Chris. Chris is in a relationship with her.
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Considering the fact that Chris deleted his twitter posts and said that he was unsubbing to Lazycast, I think you're right. It's not Jessica though, but the promise of China.
 
Damn, this show got real good after getting real bad. I did not expect Jessica to make CWC submit like this!

A very strong plot twist, I'm excited for the next episode now. Dominatrix Jessica is the best character this season.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
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We'll see.

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so this is gonna be one of those "let's see how many times they'll break up before it actually ends" things? sure, i'm game. i say 6.
 
Yaks said:
Nah she just reminds me of those trailer trash girls who have had a life of hard knocks, so they come off as hard and bitchy. You see them have little spats and break ups like this on facebook too (or in person and it involves throwing things, which is more fun to watch.)
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Working at Costco is not a hard knocks life. They pay thier employees a lot.

Marvin said:
This is all very much in line with my experience with her except this relationship thing.

The long con theory is stupid. That's obviously not what's going on.

I originally thought she was working with Chris to fake date him to throw off accusations that he's a pervert. But Chris is taking this relationship seriously, so that theory's out.

Perhaps she's trying to manipulate him to some end goal to improve himself? That's hard for me to believe because I think another e-girlfriend saga would be kind of harsh just because Chris is following doopie on twitter. Idk, maybe it's just me, but I don't give a shit if Chris follows doopie on twitter. That seems like a weird thing to e-girlfriend him over if you're trying to help him.

I don't dislike JQ for this. I just have no clue what the hell is going on, because of her existing track record.
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Maybe shes damaged goods? I really dont like the controlling aspect thats been happening even before theyve met.
 
Sonicsis said:
So Chris just changed his relationship status to "It's complicated" but on Jessica's side her status shows as "single"
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This was a post Jessica posted 4 hours ago:
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And then she reposted a picture of hers minutes ago from posting this.
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Uh oh somebody found out about their thick, veiny 9 inch cock
 
Jessica is sympathy dating Chris for efame. She also thinks he can help him turn his life around.
After this fiasco is over both goals will have inevitability failed as she's forgotten as just another saga.
 
Two hour long break up. Wtf is going on!?

So what made the first break up happen? The lying and the internet girl stalking? Cuz that’s not going to change Jess. It’ll keep happening with new internet girls.
 
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