DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kona]

https://www.spirithalloween.com/cat...391.uts?sortByColumnName=SortByPriceAscending
Now we guess what cheap, shitty costume will Phil pick up from Spirit of Halloween. My money is on the Batman t-shirt/mask for the price of $19.99. Feel free to browse the link is to the men(?) plus size(obviously) costumes. Starting at the cheapest of course.

If we're really lucky, he'll use the same Sonic hat he wears constantly anyways.

 

[Lurkette]

Yeah, touch football. That pussy would never allow himself to be knocked down and pushed by other people. HE prolly meant football classics on Atari.

When Phil says he "played football in high school" what he means is he played flag football during gym class once or twice. Maybe threw a ball around with one friend at the park.

Phil being Phil, he twists these words around to leave open the possibility of him being some kind of jock stud. Lying through omission, as usual.

Looking at Phil's old photos, he looks a little.... small to be playing football even for high school football.

Of course his high school's team never really did well while he was in. So its possible he played JV and finding a roster of that would require a yearbook

I remember him saying he played flag football with his relatives.
I think I remember that because I was shocked he had actual physical activity in his life.

On the topic of costumes, any weens who donated to his patreon, please vote for this.

My Personal Favorite:
Pie Man
A Tuxedo skin suit (so he can suffocate)
Tooth Fairy
Minion
Mr. Incredible Skin Suit

Or any costumes with masks so we don't have to hear him

EDIT: w e e n s is a dirty word now apparently

 

[OutspokenHuman]

We all know Phil's always gonna come out on top through luck, but every month it feels like I vastly underestimate just HOW lucky he really is.

It's not even like he's charismatic enough to get money from people when he doesn't deserve it, his fans just hate having money.

Meaning they also hate life. Makes sense.

 

[BatChatillon]

The lack of online friends means he has to play sessions with low hanging fruits like VenomousFatman. The boring session finally went into Phil playing MvC:I online again, and it seems that his Nemesis/Thanos spam success wears off. He got rekt a couple of times in a row, got super salty and now his complaints focus around opponents using Reality stone, where he keeps the Soul Stone to revive a fallen tag team partner (barely uses they 9/10 screen reaching life syringe that this stone also offers).

Also, Ginosaji crawled back on his knees to become a mod again, showing he has no spine. Giving up the last of your dignity to please a manchild named Phil Burnell just to become a mod in one of the most strict stream chats available is just pathetic, and I hope Gino sees the light one day.

 

[Dewey Manlove]

I was shocked he had actual physical activity in his life.

As far as I know Phil's physical activity was limited to touch football (at least once, and he hurt his back...or not depending on the story), weight lifting (something every teenage boy tries for 2 weeks) and "running around" (your guess is as good as mine). No baseball, softball, basketball, skateboarding, skiing, martial arts or any other physical activity that 98% of people would cite rather than "running around."

I've always associated "street smarts" with some level of physical toughness, but Phil has shown me that staying home with mommy and hanging around arcades is all you need.

 

[UncleTusky]

The way he put it in those old vlaugs, he claimed he played football with his friends until his back injury prevented him from doing so, which was 2007/2008? Unless Phil was in some intramural flag football league at his work, He's talking out of his ass.

Phil now claims that a flag football injury is what hurt his back, contradicting years of claiming it was a car accident. My guess is that none of it's true and he's now having trouble remembering his lies.

 

[Freshtodeath]

DSP is back eating frozen TV dinners. Someone looked up the nutrition of the Hungry man he bought and it is terrible for you. Since Leanna left he went from eating okay to shoving the cheapest possible frozen dinners down his throat. It looks like it would be healthy but it is processed to hell.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Phil now claims that a flag football injury is what hurt his back, contradicting years of claiming it was a car accident. My guess is that none of it's true and he's now having trouble remembering his lies.

Hmm...

https://gout.newlifeoutlook.com/gout-cognitive-function/

 

[Dewey Manlove]

DSP is back eating frozen TV dinners. Someone looked up the nutrition of the Hungry man he bought and it is terrible for you. Since Leanna left he went from eating okay to shoving the cheapest possible frozen dinners down his throat. It looks like it would be healthy but it is processed to hell.

TV dinners used to be the go-to meals for babysitters to cook when parents were out for evening. Now they're the go-to meal for man-baby's to cook when their daughter/GF/"the help" is out of the picture for good.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

I hope Gino sees the light one day.

I don't. I hope he gets shit on by Phil repeatedly in the future & comes crawling back every time.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is back eating frozen TV dinners. Someone looked up the nutrition of the Hungry man he bought and it is terrible for you. Since Leanna left he went from eating okay to shoving the cheapest possible frozen dinners down his throat. It looks like it would be healthy but it is processed to hell.

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Even sadder, he is proud of it. He sooo doesnt have a life, eating frozen food and post it on insta is an EVENT for him.

 

[The Colonel]

Steven Seagal or DSP in 10 years?

 

[gandheesling]

for phil to buy a dollar store costume for halloween

I am half-expecting him to wear the old deadpool one from last year with the argument that 'everyone loved it'.
Going to the store and purchasing a new one seems beyond the current effort Phil 'Hungry Man' Burnell is willing to expend on anything.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil now claims that a flag football injury is what hurt his back, contradicting years of claiming it was a car accident. My guess is that none of it's true and he's now having trouble remembering his lies.

He just has back problems from being a fatass and sitting around doing nothing all day.

 

[JackDavis]

Steven Seagal or DSP in 10 years?View attachment 287717

Not DSP. He refuses to wear glasses no matter what.

Havent been able to find a roster of the 2000 football teams at his high school yet.... But the night is young

What high school did he go to? It would be great if someone called and found out who the Valedictorian and Salutatorian were of the Class of 2000.
I'd call if nobody else would but I might be too autistic to do it well.

 

[DSPGouting]

When i was looking into Gouty's house tax stuff there was an option to get the remaining years outstanding amount bill sent to the address - it was about $1980 that needs to be paid by end of Oct..

He will get this random bill anyday now and freak out again

 

[Honeybunny]

When i was looking into Gouty's house tax stuff there was an option to get the remaining years outstanding amount bill sent to the address - it was about $1980 that needs to be paid by end of Oct..

He will get this random bill anyday now and freak out again

Yeah this is gonna be fuel for a new EMERGENCY video

 

[Dewey Manlove]

Steven Seagal or DSP in 10 years?View attachment 287717

The easiest way to tell is have them run around the block.

Spoiler

Steven Segal, even at his age and weight in 10 years

Goutman, at any point in the next 10 years

 

[DiabeticSP]

I wouldn't hate on Phil for the occasional Hungry Man. Sometimes you just don't feel like cooking.

But this dude doesn't ever cook. Ever. Anything. You know he doesn't because we'd get a poorly made cooking with the King.

Phil should buy Blue Apron (on trial so it's cheap, even) and do a cooking wit the king where he makes an actual, healthy meal. Hell he could record all 3 meals 3 days in a row and release them one a week that's almost a month of extra video content. Do a Tries It separately of the result.

That's six videos. I'd even watch it because I want to watch him struggle to follow basic directions.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I wouldn't hate on Phil for the occasional Hungry Man. Sometimes you just don't feel like cooking.

But this dude doesn't ever cook. Ever. Anything. You know he doesn't because we'd get a poorly made cooking with the King.

Phil should buy Blue Apron (on trial so it's cheap, even) and do a cooking wit the king where he makes an actual, healthy meal. Hell he could record all 3 meals 3 days in a row and release them one a week that's almost a month of extra video content. Do a Tries It separately of the result.

That's six videos. I'd even watch it because I want to watch him struggle to follow basic directions.

But he only has ONE HOUR to cook between streams...and it's the hardcore gaming season to boot.