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- Sep 3, 2014
Even with Fresh Jack proves how inept he is at following simple recipes or using his addled mind. Let's go through the flaws bit by bit.
1. Smoked fucking pork. Don't get me wrong, pork's a fine meat to use in a chili but not so much when you preemptively flavor it like this, since that smokiness will permeate through the whole thing. He clearly assumes that a good meat will always result in a good chili, since he's abusing the same retarded logic which made him throw a year old brisket covered in charred seasoning into that church chili.
2. Using his own canned tomatoes. I'd approve of this only if he was smart enough to can them correctly. As it stands, he's cooking with poison and it's only due to his shit health and regular exposure to food-borne bacteria that this did not kill him.
3. Holy shit the peppers. I love peppers in my chili too, but he made so much that there's more of it than tomatoes! Add that to the onion and garlic and meat and this just ain't gonna work.
4. He does not use enough tomatoes. Hell, he dumps normal water into the mix to boot, meaning it'll take more time to thicken.
5. He cannot eyeball. We know this, but when I saw Jack dump a shitton of pepper, paprika, and cumin I had a mild brain moment since that last one is so strong I usually only do it by the teaspoon. He also needed more chili powder by my opinion.
6. It's a stew. Like erryone else said, it is no chili. It's too thin fluid wise due to no thickening agent, there's too much peppers and other ingredients in it too. Another big sin is it ain't fucking red (or even green) due to a lack of tomato and chili powder.
7. Bacon. I don't think bacon's crunch really compliments a chili too well, and it'd probably fuck with the texture. It could work and it might just be me being picky though.
