Sonichu Patreon 9/29 - Rosechu gets fat

[mickmars]

Even by Sonichu's standards there's something really distressing about seeing a crudely-drawn hedgehog suck down a garbage can full of potato soup.

I fucking lost it at "the ladle". Chris the artist is like a three year old explaining their scribbles are a picture of mom and dad.

 

[Silvally]

wait did she get morbidly obese in 20 min? how is she not dead.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How the fuck does falling down a set of stairs lead to this?

Wasn't there a Family Guy where Lois fell down the stairs and then ended up getting fat?

 

[Mason Verger]

Didn't Sonichu preface this a while back by saying he'd love even a deformed rosechu?

I'm all for Miss Jessay fucking up the only thing that has ANY long term impact on Chris's life: Sonichu continuity.

 

[Quijibo69]

Is this why Chris is so fat lately?

 

[Sho'nuff]

Is this why Chris is so fat lately?

"Lately"

Chris has been fat since the day he was discovered.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

If the end game of all this is just Jessica putting a hundred pounds on Fatty and then breaking up with him, while leaving him with a broken body beyond repair she will have become the best troll ever, because diabetes is a permanent scar.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Something about Sonichu cuddling her belly is really creepy. Also is she supposed losing her hair in that last pannel? Because I'm pretty sure that's not how it works with hedgehogs.

Coming in the next issue of sonichu!!! Rosechu gets hedgehog cancer, sonichu confuses her overweight stomach as a vagina, and roseichu loses her hair without chemo!!

 

[ShittyRecolor]

That last panel... did poor Cera walk in on her parents having grotesque bum sex?
I wonder if Chris remembers him justifying Sonichu hating pickles by making him allergic to them. If the Plagiarised Protagonist really wanted to share the apin of his heartsweet, he should take a bite of the hated cucumber so they can have hanky panky while both being bloated abominations.

 

[Basil]

Getting fat. Hair falling out. Is Jessica trying to use some sperg psychology to turn Rosechu into Chris' self-insert?

 

[Probably Not]

Does this mean Chris is going to become part of the Fat Acceptance Movement? Will he stop denying that he's not fat in favor of saying his grotesque body is fine the way it is?

 

[Slowinthemind]

So she drinks soup from a trash can, who doesn't?

 

[Pocoyo]

I think that this was more his inspiration.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

So is this Chris admitting that he's into gainer porn? Obligatory :horrifying:

 

[TaterBot]

wait did she get morbidly obese in 20 min? how is she not dead.

She could get that gas-bloated in 20 minutes. with potato and broccoli soup . She's gonna blow a hole in that bed.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

More cushion for the pushin'.

But, yeah, as hackneyed as the idea of a character loving someone for who they are and not what they like look is providing actual tension and character development. Which means it wasn't Chris' idea since having any conflict wouldn't normally fit in his asinine Utopia where he's worshiped and admired by his own "children." This has to be someone else's idea.

Go out and be derivative to the extreme!

 

[Marvin]

I'm all for Miss Jessay fucking up the only thing that has ANY long term impact on Chris's life: Sonichu continuity.

That's a really good point. There's very little that you can do to Chris through trolling that will stick with him.

Off the top of my head, there's only been a handful of trolling events that Chris still bitches about by name today. I mean, if you ask him, he can probably dredge up the more obscure ones, but it's rare that he'll bitch of them of his own accord. (Heh, one of the things Chris does bitch about without prompting is how trolls made him do the cakefarts video. He whines about how he spent a whole $9 on that cake, and he only got to eat one slice before he planted his pasty ass into it.)

And one of those things is how trolls fucked up the Sonichu canon. You can mess with Chris by just pointing out how he still has troll written characters in Sonichu. Or how there's a giant wart on the continuity of Sonichu from when Chris was forced to kill Simonla. That one still haunts Chris to this day.

Here's an idea: in the future, just translate curse words from other languages and use them as names for fan characters. Like, I don't know, translate "dick sucker" into chinese and try that. Send the characters to Chris, and if they're cool enough (from the perspective of an autistic manchild, anyway), Chris will naturally steal them and put them in Sonichu.

Voila. Now people can mess with Chris forever about the legacy of the Sonichu known as Dick Sucker. Chris would get madder and madder about having being tricked that he'd eventually write them out of the story or do something to deal with the canon issues. And even when they're gone, he'd still have another wart on the story.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Any thoughts on this feeder fetish inflation stuff, Marvin?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Wow, Chris is ripping off Sailor Moon again...ripping off one of the worst episodes in the series.

I know somewhere between jack and shit about Sailor Moon but is Chris even capable of distinguishing between good and bad episodes? After all, we're talking about someone who unconditionally loves every Sonic game ever purely because it's a Sonic game, so is there any reason to think he would be more discriminating with cute girl anime?

Or does he just see bright colors, flashy action, and cute young girls in sailor outfits and go "mmm, yeah"?

And one of those things is how trolls fucked up the Sonichu canon. You can mess with Chris by just pointing out how he still has troll written characters in Sonichu. Or how there's a giant wart on the continuity of Sonichu from when Chris was forced to kill Simonla. That one still haunts Chris to this day.

And I guess there's almost no chance of Chris writing his own version of "Crisis on Infinite Chus" to attempt to retcon things because, in his mind, he would be wiping out the TRUE and HONEST world of CWCville in that weird Roger Rabbit alternate reality he believes in and replacing it with some fake?

Like, I don't know, translate "dick sucker" into chinese and try that.

And I would like to be the first to welcome our newest member, "Chinese Ducksucker".

Edited for spelling

 

[Trilby]

I agree Rosechu getting fat was most likely not Chris' idea. Rosechu was badly injured and had a reason to put on weight--she was in a wheelchair and was obviously less active--but Chris decides to show her eating tons of food and having no willpower as the reason she gets fat. It's like someone told him he should show Sonichu's love for Rosechu being unconditional by crippling her so that she would gain weight, but Chris didn't connect the two ideas in his head. Being crippled can equal weight gain, but Chris thinks it only occurs by consuming massive amounts of food like something you would see in a cartoon.

Certainly noticable and funny he would think that at all. Hopefully this doesn't mean Rosechu's becoming Barb or something, if Chris feels the need to cripple her to the point of being a mom and not having to do anything now that she's got kids and all.

How did he fuck up a ladel so bad?!?! It looks like a sideways fucking tie fighter!!!

I'm amused he had to tell us what it is given he fucked that up!

Also who gets fat off of soup?

Surprised it's not Q-sands.

I fucking lost it at "the ladle". Chris the artist is like a three year old explaining their scribbles are a picture of mom and dad.

35 years old, people!