Inactive Christopher Lee King / PingPongCall / Blergatron9000 / CyndersScar - IN JAIL 1-7 YEARS - Extortion, stolen valor, forgeries, lied about cancer, game journo, addict

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TBF everyone involved in this is a bit exceptional

While I feel for Merryweather, dude you gotta get wise to people. This Chris King guy went for you because he saw you were a gullible target who was putting the need for revenge over common sense. You would of saved yourself months of grief by activating your brain the moment the guy went "yeah yeah getting your article done, also I'm dying of cancer please share my Crowdfund"

90'sSandcastle: well done you giving money without once asking why your doing it when the evidence was already sketch. I hope you know this scammer only using you has a half-way house for the same reason he used merry, same pattern and everything. He'll soon move onto someone else and give you the same treatment he's giving Merry right now.

Also hi there Steve Tom Sawyer (yes I know it's Ralph but sadly the best record the internet has of his previous activity)- a man known for hare-brained scams, but gets away with it because he's too pathetic to even pull a good scam. But somehow always happens to be found linked to these "mishaps"
 
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Chris' next move

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IrishGuy088 said:
@RisingPheonix Agreed 100%

The tinfoil hat part of me has even entertained the idea that Chris and Merryweather have been playing us for some unknown reason, but that's way out there and I should probably take some meds. :drink:
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TBF I think Merryweather legit bumbled his way into this, the reason people like Chris can scam away, is because they identify people who they can get money out of. He saw Merryweather was already in a pickle, and a little vulnerable due to his recent circumstances, and went "wow this guy is rich pickings". He did exactly the same to Sandcastle once he knew the jig was up.

Had Merry just signed off the whole Samurai Buyer thing as a bad call on his part and amicably parted ways rather than looking to get into a pissing match about it. He wouldn't of signaled to Chris that he was prone to a bit of gullibility.
 
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This Fucking Guy said:
To be fair though, Chris himself did, of his own free will, setup a KF account to clear his name and set things straight. And he did it by reposting previously BTFO documents. Then some KW farm members got the attached little gem by DM.

So yeah, this blackmailer wanted delicious Skype details.

The documents are a massive part of this lulzy affair now simply because Chris himself earnestly claims he wants to put the whole thing to bed. Plus he made some claims that his daughter was being harrassed and that is not acceptable IF, and I mean IF, it is true.

His skill for waffling and reducing things to his hyperbolic rhetoric of 'I'M A BAD PERSON AND I HATE MYSELF AND YOU SHOULD TOO' is his goto when he realises people aren't buying his shit. He's so good at avoiding direct questions AND the point that it's become necessary to just be direct and list the issues spotted so far with his bullshit narrative, hence the summary. Just listen to the interviews available.

He has never stopped being a lolcow and I personally do not believe any disproportionate response has been made on these forums. Chris is a despicable person and if he has one talent it's in thinking that if he repeats things again and again they become reality. Actually a bit like Russ.

You are correct in what you say and you've made an excellent point, however Chris brought his knapsack of shit to these very forums and it worked out exactly as well as anyone could have predicted.

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The old posts got deleted but someone on here was patting him on the shoulder for being a "good sport" or something along that line. It's hard to think of anything he did in that light. That's why I made a pretty ranty post about it.

You are right, he tried to appear as if he was defending himself but he didn't offer any evidence. That's the thing about these scenarios is when so much info is out there it's on him to try to 'fix' it.

Also, I imagine he'd probably try to repeat that sweet sweet deal he had with merry with someone else. "Pay me dude so I can protect you from my friends man"
 
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Well we've got the thread now, so if and when he pops up again (and he probably will) there's a place for it. No way this dude magically changes his ways after a lifetime of hustling.

I was unsure if he had made another sockpuppet or not. There is a twitter account @eggsiguess that was jumping into conversations the last two days. But it didn't seem clear to me if it was Chris or just one of his friends.
 
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RisingPheonix said:
While I feel for Merryweather, dude you gotta get wise to people. This Chris King guy went for you because he saw you were a gullible target who was putting the need for revenge over common sense. You would of saved yourself months of grief by activating your brain the moment the guy went "yeah yeah getting your article done, also I'm dying of cancer please share my Crowdfund"
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I agree 100%. In many ways I've been an inexperienced idiot. The Samurai Buyer thing probably shouldnt have happened the way it ended up happening. I only reached small levels of popularity this year, and I had no idea how to go about myself with it.

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Had Merry just signed off the whole Samurai Buyer thing as a bad call on his part and amicably parted ways rather than looking to get into a pissing match about it. He wouldn't of signaled to Chris that he was prone to a bit of gullibility.
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I've known this for a while. At least I've learnt a lot of lessons in what to do on the internet, and hopefully won't make similar mistakes again. Sorry for popping in when I said I'd leave, just wanted to acknowledge this.
 
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Merryweatherey said:
I agree 100%. In many ways I've been an inexperienced idiot. The Samurai Buyer thing probably shouldnt have happened the way it ended up happening. I only reached small levels of popularity this year, and I had no idea how to go about myself with it.

I've known this for a while. At least I've learnt a lot of lessons in what to do on the internet, and hopefully won't make similar mistakes again. Sorry for popping in when I said I'd leave, just wanted to acknowledge this.
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I only say it because I feel someone should say it to you in this case, I don't think you are a bad guy. I'ld be mad too if someone dragged me abroad then messed me about. But you picked yourself up well artistically, but don't get yourself dragged into bun-fights anymore man, you gotta be bigger than that.

(small powerlevel I've been that person too - we all learn, the difference between a decent person and a lolcow is being someone who learns from the mistake, rather than continuing to touch the fire)

I'm sure you're gonna go onto good things, just keep your head down, work hard and this'll pass.
 
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Chris's appearance here seemed to mostly be to figure out what we know (so he can go around and delete his incriminating shit) and see if he could get dirt on users here to blackmail (the Skype requests, Googling usernames, etc). He also tried to play to our sympathies by whining and putting on a pathetic "woe is me" front.
 
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The real bitch of it for Chris is that even if he can prove his medical maladies and his military career, it doesn't explain why he felt the need to post forged information. But that's the nature of the lolcow, I suppose.

I mean at this point the dude is fucked regardless. And despite his best efforts, the gofundme still hasn't been reinstated. That's pretty telling.
 
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So, I'm lost after two days of not being in here - does Chris even have cancer?
 
IrishGuy088 said:
The real bitch of it for Chris is that even if he can prove his medical maladies and his military career, it doesn't explain why he felt the need to post forged information. But that's the nature of the lolcow, I suppose.

I mean at this point the dude is fucked regardless. And despite his best efforts, the gofundme still hasn't been reinstated. That's pretty telling.
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Exactly. If any of his claims are true, it just raises more questions.

Another big takeaway from his foray on this site is that he has that wonderful lolcow trait of thinking he's much smarter than the people he interacts with. He kept reposting the same dubious screenshots and was practically begging for people to hop on Skype with him (likely to try some doxing).
 
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