Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[milkshaky]

New video

The voice acting is painful, specifically for the first half of the video. I couldn't make it three minutes without getting a headache. Kokona's voice acting gets better towards the end, though. And Musume's isn't terrible.

The concept of driving your rivals to murder isn't a bad one, but it's never going to be in the actual game - even if it was, it'd be executed horribly, like the matchmaking method. Regardless, the writing/presentation of the concept is done poorly in the video.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The proportions are off. Clearly this is another fetish fuel for Yan-douche. It will not be in the final game, like the 2Edgy5U pedophile Yakuza.

 

[MorganaIsMyReligion]

I was out for 2 weeks and theres another controversy, and its even worse than the other I have seen.

Also, Alex gets so pissed at the "haters" that I'm surprised he hasn't made Michaela sing "Shake It Off" at this point.

 

[CausticMinory]

but it's anime1!!

also i know it's not the artist's fault but damn
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i feel so bad for her chest

i'm just surprised the video's early this time

edit: if this is how this elimination method would go down with kokona, i'm wondering how it would happen for osana. that is, if she's implemented

Judging by the way he keeps prolonging it, expect an update 4 years from now on Osana's unique elimination. Also kinda find it weird Kokona isn't even supposed to be a "canon rival" Sooo why waste more time on an elimination method for her? Oh right shekels and more time to fap to more anime boobs on twitch.

 

[princess13456789]

The voice acting is painful, specifically for the first half of the video. I couldn't make it three minutes without getting a headache. Kokona's voice acting gets better towards the end, though. And Musume's isn't terrible.

The concept of driving your rivals to murder isn't a bad one, but it's never going to be in the actual game - even if it was, it'd be executed horribly, like the matchmaking method. Regardless, the writing/presentation of the concept is done poorly in the video.

The art is also horrible.

 

[Sushinope]

I've never watched one of his videos before, this was my first time so I presume all the other are equal. if not, just ignore my post.

The video is basicaly a bunch of stills, a slideshow of the storyboard. Now here is my question: Why he says it takes 1 hour to produce 1 minute of video? I can make it on Adobe Premiere in 15 minutes, the whole thing. I know this because I've already done that before. He is beyond lazy (or a professional liar).

Its so he can squeeze as much money as he can from a concept that would maybe take 2- 5 minutes to explain, also it's a lie since most of the time he's too busy fucking around playing games to make any meaningful progress its so his fans don't realize that he's a sham.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

The art is also horrible.

it's not too bad, apart from some anatomy errors. the artist seems competent, even when tasked to draw something as horrific as kokona's tits. just be glad it wasn't kjech

Why he says it takes 1 hour to produce 1 minute of video? I can make it on Adobe Premiere in 15 minutes, the whole thing.

i could probably string it together in camtasia in just under an hour. one hour to produce one minute of video is such bullshit, goddamn

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

"I bet you're enjoying the money your huge boobs are making for you." Don't 95% of all the females in this game have those huge disfigured looking chests? But lets focus on Kokona's because it fits that edgy prostitution career. As always, the writing is trash.

Its crystal fucking clear Alex did NOTHING to create this video, it was all the hard work and effort of others who were obviously not paid (god forbid the 10,000+ Alex makes a month from youtube, patreon, twitch, merch, etc. goes towards the individuals who are actually making these videos possible for him to make ad revenue off of). I wish some of these people would grow backbones, especially Mulberry (but they're clearly too far up Alex's ass to ever do that) because when it comes down to it, Alex will (as always) be making a killing off of this POINTLESS ASS VIDEO WITH ZERO UPDATES OR INFORMATION thanks to other individuals' hard work and effort, NOT his own. Not like that's a surprise, by now I would drop dead of a heart attack if he ever paid anyone for anything.

Got to keep hoarding your hundreds of thousands Alex, incest/rape hentai is expensive when you buy as much as you do.

When did Alex claim Osana will be ready? Because from what I remember, it is due sometime in October (lol) and we aren't even getting any videos describing what he has achieved in terms of finishing her. And of course we aren't, because "All I need to do now is finish the final scene" and Alex has zero time for something THAT crazy difficult and time consuming... but making videos that take over an hour per minute to produce and sitting on your ass for days streaming games, yeah that's totally fine. it takes a lot out of a person to slurp for hours on twitch like you do. Who cares about finishing a single thing in your game when you can make thousands off of fraudulent repetitive facades of "development videos".

This has gotten to be such an INCREDIBLE FUCKING JOKE. Alex is blatantly jerking off the production of this game for all he possibly can for as LONG as he can all for money and laziness and his hive-minded fanbase is too blind to see that he is just using them while barely any of his time has EVER gone towards fixing or even creating this garbage game. If it makes me this disgusted and annoyed, I am dumbfounded at the lack of concern his actual fans have over this being the new "development" video when it is so close to the deadline Alex claimed for Osana to be finished and implemented. Damn I'm triggered..

Alex... fuck you, you lazy greedy fraud.

NGL I was shaking with anger this whole video, and this accurately sums up why. Kudos.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

New video.

Ffs Alex...

 

[CausticMinory]

New video.

Ffs Alex...

TLR.
-Osana isn't done
-Cameo of Crush Crush in game
-Video about making rival kill to lock them up earlier today is another thing "I want added in game once I milked patreon dry and go for a kickstarter. "
-"I played too many anime games on twitch to work on my game Sooo I'll shout out this finished Cookie Clicker porn Edition game. "
-Friday the 13th got lamer.

 

[A Sign]

Nothing surprises me anymore.

"Osana will never be done cause I need to find more gore hentai to fap over to add another SPECIAL elimination method for that mean bitch Asuka I mean Osana, Now give me more money! your Daddy Dev needs to get more onaholes and hentai porn games for research! thanks for your support of YAN DAIRY simulator, unless you are Azzman or a kiwi then go stick your dick in a bee hive!"

 

[Dymentia]

but it's anime1!!

also i know it's not the artist's fault but damn
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i feel so bad for her chest

i'm just surprised the video's early this time

edit: if this is how this elimination method would go down with kokona, i'm wondering how it would happen for osana. that is, if she's implemented

Just seeing her chest makes my own tits hurt.

 

[Orhahine]

The first video is... eh. I could have lived without it. The artwork is alright- it's not top-quality but it's better than the usual fetish stuff. I can tell that the artist isn't experienced, but I reckon that they could be better in time.
But the voices. Oh jesus, the voices.
I cannot STAND the voices. I don't know what has happened with Yan-chan's voice, but it's gotten worse than the previous videos. Kokona's voice got better as the video went on, but was still bad at the beginning. Musume is plain-awful. Her voice is average, but the way she acts is atrocious.
I do like how they gave Kokona the same outfit she wore in a previous video. I thought it was kind of nice.
The whole explaining of the 80's incident would have been SO much better if they kept it vague. Even if the entire fanbase knows what happened, keeping it vague could have saved it slightly.

The second video is of a similar opinion. Driving rivals to murder could be a good idea for the second half of the rivals; the hardest to defeat. It would be a hard method, but get rid of the rivals.
Alex just rambled about his previous video for a bit, so nothing there.
Osana is still not implemented.
The headmaster FINALLY has been added. Only took him about a year.
The cleaning period of the day has also been added, which actually doesn't look too bad. It looks better than I expected anyways.
Crush Crush got an easter egg, which is useless.

Basically, the whole video was boring information that really didn't need a video.

 

[CausticMinory]

He could easily tweet about all the stuff said in the video. Hell just post the script he read from. But he won't cause he needs that ad revenue for his anime boobs. And speaking of boob's, you'd think a man that plays exclusively games with big boobies he'd learn how to NOT make it look like his characters are stuffing their shirts with balloons.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

I'm so sorry (for your back problems) Kokona. Hope you will actually rest in peace.

Spoiler

Knowing the game will never actually come out.

 

[vertexwindi]

So Eva put in an entire year worth of effort into that video, also Osana isn't done yet lol oops

I don't understand why he even bothered. All of that work could've easily been put in the game instead, but he didn't do so because...?

 

[princess13456789]

So Eva put in an entire year worth of effort into that video, also Osana isn't done yet lol oops

I don't understand why he even bothered. All of that work could've easily been put in the game instead, but he didn't do so because...?

Big busty boobies.

EDIT: Found Osana confession in the files

 

[do.nutz]

New video.

Ffs Alex...

Why the fuck carrying a bucket around when it's not cleaning time suspicious?I mean anything could happened like a drink spilled or something.

 

[zFlarex]

This just confirms that he's now using version control.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

This just confirms that he's now using version control.

The fact that he stores Osana stuff in HiddenConfessionSceneStuff that is distributed with the public build of the game means that he only learned some basics and is still a noob.

My guess is that the workflow is like this: Alex codes everything in the main branch. The other guy codes his stuff in separate branches and either of those two merges those branches into the main branch. The public build is based on the main branch, with some things manually disabled by Alex.