Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

I know it's Bob's "thing" but I am always astounded that a man who sat in his car for hours after work until his family went to sleep because they were so ashamed of him has the gall to call other people subhuman losers.

What astounds Me is that Bob styles himself as a free thinking intellectual... Yet applauds blatant and paper thin corporate pandering. Proudly proclaims his willingness to be nothing more than a cog in the Technocratic machine. Looks down on MidWestern and Southern people as "Garbage Humans" while being insanely lowbrow and trashy himself. Thinks that the Presidency should be shuffled around between various Dynasty's because Muh Brand Name and Muh Right Political Ideas...And all thats just his Greatest Hits Collection of "Beliefs". I have said it before and I will say it again. Bob is the Dirt Eating Peasant who thinks he's the Noble Born King.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sorry, Blobbo, that's now how it works. If you're gonna try and bullshit people at least try and make sure you aren't trying to bullshit them while in the middle of doing the thing you're trying to bullshit them about.

In classic Chipman fashion, he uses two dozen words where five would suffice. This practice is called false flag or, more informally, Mobying. I love how he feels like he looks so much smarter when he carefully explains incredibly simple concepts to us unevolved fuckheads.

 

[SoberBlitz]

In classic Chipman fashion, he uses two dozen words where five would suffice. This practice is called false flag or, more informally, Mobying. I love how he feels like he looks so much smarter when he carefully explains incredibly simple concepts to us unevolved fuckheads.

I think that Bob writes these overly long and convoluted twitter rants in order to educate any of those "unevolved Americans" that may happen across his feed. It makes him feel smarter and he gets to educate a lower class of persons about how his opinions are better than everybody else.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Man, I'd kill to see Bob on Tucker's show:

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Hey, Bob would dress up respectably for Tucker Carlson. He'd wear only the finest, tackiest, ill-fitting blazers available over that shirt.

Blob has this hilarious belief that all he has to do while he's posting dumbfuck conspiracy theories is claim he isn't a conspiracy theorist and that makes it true. Like this other time he tried it when Joss Sweden got chased off Twitter a couple years ago:

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Sorry, Blobbo, that's now how it works. If you're gonna try and bullshit people at least try and make sure you aren't trying to bullshit them while in the middle of doing the thing you're trying to bullshit them about.

Poking some more holes into the "I'm not a conspiracy theorist" bullshit:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Hey, Bob would dress up respectably for Tucker Carlson. He'd wear only the finest, tackiest, ill-fitting blazers available over that shirt.

Poking some more holes into the "I'm not a conspiracy theorist" bullshit:
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There are right wing lunatics in gaming journalism who are "feigning nerd cred" to spread a poisonous ideology to children?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Poking some more holes into the "I'm not a conspiracy theorist" bullshit:
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I'm not even gonna go into the irony of talking about how there are insidious "political forces" that are manipulating a video game series and its audience to spread their own ideals when there's a bunch of shit like Mass Effect and Yooka Laylee where there are clear SJW leaners that are manipulating the games they're creating in order to spread their own ideology.

But, of course, it's only bad when it's the wrong side, right?

 

[Flexo]

You don't see Little James Franco pulling quality followers like James Gandolfini's daughter or Piper Pearaboo, do you?

That Chris Raygun actually got to fuck one of the feminists types that Bob is always white-knighting for just makes the irony sweeter.

(oh someone please have an old tweet about Bob white-knighting for Laci Green specifically, it'll be the best Halloween gift ever)

 

[A Random]

Does it bother anyone else how Bob seems to know just how Trump could be more evil and keeps giving him advice?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I like how he thinks CinemaSins is garbo when he's unironically retweeting shit like this:

If I had a dollar for every reluctant Hillary voter I've ever met, I'd make as much money as you do on Patreon.

 

[Mola Ram]

Does it bother anyone else how Bob seems to know just how Trump could be more evil and keeps giving him advice?

No, because his "advice" to Trump is as boneheaded and laughably simpleminded as any other garbage that spills from his drooling maw.

EDIT: I always feel weird when Sexy Times Hitler and I are posting at the exact same time. Anyway, re: his latest Twitter trash.

That retweeted watch of Blade Runner is fucking painful. No it's not a perfect movie, but those criticisms are neither valid nor funny. If you're going to buck the popular opinion of the film, Bob, by all means go ahead, but have the fucking sack to do it yourself instead of retweeting some sub-moron I kinda suspect you want to ball.

Finally, Hillary did not win a majority of the popular vote. She won a plurality. Small difference, I know, but Bob seems to be a big fan of splitting hairs.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I like how he thinks CinemaSins is garbo when he's unironically retweeting shit like this:
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If I had a dollar for every reluctant Hillary voter I've ever met, I'd make as much money as you do on Patreon.
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Yeah, women are totally funny. Deal with it. Or something.

 

[Bungleboy]

The only reason he keeps hoving around these women on twitter is because he's not allowed to be seen around children in Gamestop and he can't find his penis without two hands anymore.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I like how he thinks CinemaSins is garbo when he's unironically retweeting shit like this:
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Watch the fucking movie, you vapid cunt! Maybe you'll actually learn something about storytelling if you pay any sort of attention!

 

[Emperor Julian]

There's a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode waiting to happen with this thread. Seriously, "palette", and admitting he's gung-ho about blatant pandering?
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Neo-nazi's most likely don't give a shit because they think Holywood is run by Jews and Commies so anticipate this sort of stuff anyway. Also Heimdall was a black guy in the films so we've already poped that cheery.

Not to mention Thor giving the meat hammer to a jewish actress.

Personally if I was worried about nazism I really wouldnt give a shit about petty'zingers' such as black norse gods. I'd be more worried about what they do when they're deciding what to do about it and the possibility their efforts to sway ordinary people are slowly gaining traction.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Pretty ironic coming from a guy who's many hot dogs short of a picnic.

Exactly, we shouldn't leave policy up to people like Bob Chipman.

The video is just a news report with no commentary.

*Inhale*

LIBEL! WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IS FUCKING LIBEL! HOW THE HELL CAN YOU STILL NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBEL AND SLANDER AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU THICK FUCK?

*Exhale*

Let's explain the difference one more time using one of fatty's favorite movies:

And to top off this post, here's Bob being uncomfortable about Mario some more.

 

[Mola Ram]

His take on Las Vegas is less obnoxious than Dobson's or Brianna Wu's. But only just. So far. I am not sanguine it will remain so.

That's all for now, because if I think about these fuckheads and Vegas too much I'm going to come over on a serious fit of A-Logging.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like how Bob advocates dehumanizing his critics and wishes to eradicate them for daring to disagree but I haven't really see anyone advocating for Bob to head off to the camps. He never thinks "Maybe I'm the bad guy here" or that he's the white trash loser he always goes on about as he's Bob and that's all the justification you need.


I'd send him to fat camp though. Lose weight.

 

[The Nothingness]

His take on Las Vegas is less obnoxious than Dobson's or Brianna Wu's. But only just. So far. I am not sanguine it will remain so.

Like Dobson, he probably can't express what be is really feeling since these were country music fans.

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

Exactly, we shouldn't leave policy up to people like Bob Chipman.

I've found that people who go "all people are stupid," and such are among the most retarded fucking people you will ever meet.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've found that people who go "all people are stupid," and such are among the most exceptional fucking people you will ever meet.

It's true. They consider their own (incredibly substandard) level of competence to be the norm and extrapolate from there. It's even worse for someone like Bob, who is a blue ribbon dipshit but thinks he's the Scourge of the Sorbonne.