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[AnOminous]

Imagine being such an utter faggot that you ruin your entire life because you're buttmad about buttsex.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Ah, good to see this little shit is back in action.

 

[Tennis Monkey]

Acid, Amnesty, and Abortions. Homosex rules. Abort Christ. Kill people, burn shit, fuck school. Smoke weed everyday. Hail Satan. #SWAG

All great titles for metal albums. Well, apart from #SWAG.

 

[Melkor]

So was it God's plan for him to get a thread here?

 

[AnOminous]

So was it God's plan for him to get a thread here?

Of course.

 

[neogafrefugeenumber44634]

So was it God's plan for him to get a thread here?

In Skylar's mind that would not be God but Satan. You have to remember little Skylar is persecuted for his beliefs like Jesus was.

 

[Meowthkip]

All great titles for metal albums. Well, apart from #SWAG.

What if it was \m/SWAG\m/?

 

[AprilRains]

Does Skylar think we're all like Ian Paisley ranting at the pope or hardline Ulster Protestants or something?

Up the long ladder and down the short rope
God bless King Billy and go fuck the Pope

 

[MG 620]

Skylar, never change. We love you so.

 

[AnOminous]

Skylar, never change. We love you so.

(sexually)

 

[Umaibae]

He could go be a priest at a church somewhere.
I'm sure they don't require degrees.

Surprisingly, becoming a Catholic priest requires just as much work as getting an undergrad and a graduate degree. There's a ton of scholarly work that's part of the curriculum (?) at seminary, you have to learn the scripture inside and out and they write a LOT (especially the Jesuits). Prayer is only a fraction of what they actually do. I think certain nun groups also function this way (ie: Dominicans, who are all about teaching and scholarship). A lot of clergy are more liberal than you'd expect, too -- especially nuns. Some nuns are kind of cool.

Skylie would probably sperg out on day one when someone tries to engage him in philosophical debate -- or when he realizes being around so many religious men makes him all hot and bothered.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I would say he could try Bob Jones University but he would get denied due to his ungodly autism.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He could go be a priest at a church somewhere.
I'm sure they don't require degrees.

ROFL! I think at this point his only hope in that direction is the mail order seminary that gave Al Sharpton his "reverend" title. Actual Vatholiv Priests generally have several degrees. Most have 2 Masters Degrees. Maybe Mom could send him off to be a Monk somewhere? Although that seems a mean thing to do to Monks.

Has anybody pointed out to Skylar that at his age the only young men that care as much as he does about the gayz are in fact themselves gay? Most boys quickly figure out that crusading against the evils of homersexualism is not the path to impressing the women folk. And thus take no interest in the subject whatsoever. Skylar's abnormal and unhealthy obsession with the subject is rather telling.

 

[Ruin]

He was just shy of getting his degree right? Can you transfer existing credits to another college if you get expelled?

 

[January Cyst]

Can you transfer existing credits to another college if you get expelled?

Yes, that is the case for most Universities.

 

[AprilRains]

I would say he could try Bob Jones University but he would get denied due to his ungodly autism.

I think he might try to force the issue on interracial dating there, not because that's what he's into, but because he seems compelled to pick the stupidest fight on the worst ground every time.

 

[Cato]

He was just shy of getting his degree right? Can you transfer existing credits to another college if you get expelled?

Yes, that is the case for most Universities.

Theoretically he still has the credits and can transfer them. In practice, almost all post-secondary applications have sections where one needs to disclose their academic history and detail if they were ever required to withdraw from another post-secondary institution and, if so, why that was the case.

If you had a documented medical issue that compromised your studies and made your GPA take a dive, this probably won't be a problem. But if you were expelled for something like academic misconduct or, like Skylar, uttering threats and causing disturbances, it might pose an issue when trying to transfer credits and complete a degree somewhere else.

 

[January Cyst]

it might pose an issue when trying to transfer credits and complete a degree somewhere else.

Sure, but that's going to be a problem with admission rather than being able to transfer credits.
He could always get a degree from one of those Christian diploma mills that would happily accept his credits.

 

[Keerakh]

Sure, but that's going to be a problem with admission rather than being able to transfer credits.
He could always get a degree from one of those Christian diploma mills that would happily accept his credits.

He could be the catholic Ken Ham.

 

[AprilRains]

Sure, but that's going to be a problem with admission rather than being able to transfer credits.
He could always get a degree from one of those Christian diploma mills that would happily accept his credits.

A degree from an unaccredited institution is worth precisely fuck all. In fact, it's worse than not having a degree.