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AprilRains said:
A degree from an unaccredited institution is worth precisely fuck all. In fact, it's worse than not having a degree.
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Sure, but at this point it really doesn't matter for Skylar anymore.
The only one who would hire him with an internet footprint like his is some fundie "grill the gays" company and they probably wouldn't really care if his diploma came from a mill as long as it is "Christian".
No normal tech company will hire him now that he is infamous for being that guy who got banned from a catholic school for distributing homophobic propaganda. (not to mention that he isn't terribly competent when it comes to IT as this thread has shown)
 
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RodgerDodger said:
ROFL! I think at this point his only hope in that direction is the mail order seminary that gave Al Sharpton his "reverend" title. Actual Vatholiv Priests generally have several degrees. Most have 2 Masters Degrees. Maybe Mom could send him off to be a Monk somewhere? Although that seems a mean thing to do to Monks.

Has anybody pointed out to Skylar that at his age the only young men that care as much as he does about the gayz are in fact themselves gay? Most boys quickly figure out that crusading against the evils of homersexualism is not the path to impressing the women folk. And thus take no interest in the subject whatsoever. Skylar's abnormal and unhealthy obsession with the subject is rather telling.
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Where my parents live (which is in the middle of the desert) there's actually a Benedictine (I think?) monastery. They have olive orchards and all they do is tend their groves, sell the oil, and pray. They don't even interact with the community because their order is focused on praising and contemplating God.

Seems like the perfect place for Skylar, tbh. Routine is good for autists and he could take a vow of silence so he wouldn't have to talk to anyone. And no internet to make a jackass of himself on.

But of course he's too arrogant to shut up.
 
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January Cyst said:
Sure, but at this point it really doesn't matter for Skylar anymore.
The only one who would hire him with an internet footprint like his is some fundie "grill the gays" company and they probably wouldn't really care if his diploma came from a mill as long as it is "Christian".
No normal tech company will hire him now that he is infamous for being that guy who got banned from a catholic school for distributing homophobic propaganda. (not to mention that he isn't terribly competent when it comes to IT as this thread has shown)
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I think he's one of those cows who, if he changed his name, could theoretically leave his footprint behind. This thread was basically dead except he was dumb enough to start his antics on reddit again.

But of course the fact that he's exceptional enough to keep trying to 'fight' these battles means it doesn't much matter. If he changed his name he'd probably dox himself within a week or just fuck up the new one. At least he could try a more generic name though.
 
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There's Pensacola U in Florida. It is so conservative, it has separate sidewalks for males and females, and you're not allowed to listen to secular music. I bet they'd wet themselves to take in Skylar the Anti Gay Crusader.

I don't think they're Catholic though, so that might be a problem. And Skylar would be so far away from his mommy.
 
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Cripple said:
Where my parents live (which is in the middle of the desert) there's actually a Benedictine (I think?) monastery. They have olive orchards and all they do is tend their groves, sell the oil, and pray. They don't even interact with the community because their order is focused on praising and contemplating God.

Seems like the perfect place for Skylar, tbh. Routine is good for autists and he could take a vow of silence so he wouldn't have to talk to anyone. And no internet to make a jackass of himself on.

But of course he's too arrogant to shut up.
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That wouldn't allow him to go online though to sperg to the world would it?
 
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AnOminous said:
That sounds incredibly gay.

So it should be good for Skylar.

Of course, they probably consider Roman Catholics the Conventicle of Satan.
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Ah, they're Baptist. Yeah, they probably wouldn't love him harping on about !!The Catholic Church!! so much.

But he wouldn't have to ever worry about dealing with icky girls, and he would he surrounded by men who love to get down on their knees and start praisin Jesus. Hallelujah!
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
There's Pensacola U in Florida. It is so conservative, it has separate sidewalks for males and females, and you're not allowed to listen to secular music.
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(https://www.pcci.edu/pathway/StudentResponsibilities/CollegeStandards2.aspx)
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wow I know they're not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure most Catholics would shake their heads at this lol
 
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He's right though, homosexuality is wrong. There's a reason every major religion hates homosexuals, it's because they're an abomination against nature. I hate the Muslims as much as the rest of you but throwing these fags off buildings is not a bad idea. It's something we should consider doing in this country.

Skylar is a loser to be sure, but he's not wrong.
 
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A Robin said:
(https://www.pcci.edu/pathway/StudentResponsibilities/CollegeStandards2.aspx)
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wow I know they're not Catholic, but I'm pretty sure most Catholics would shake their heads at this lol
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In elementary school, like the very early years, our "family life" (nice way of saying sex ed) courses were all about how having friendships with both girls and boys was healthy and a good way to learn more about people who are different. When we got to the stage where we had to label dick and vagina diagrams, they didn't separate the class by gender because "something something teaches you to be mature."

As it's been said many times, Skylie is in the total wrong Christian religion if he wants to be a homo-hating, woman-fearing fundie.
 
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doubledigitgendergap said:
Sounds like Saudi Arabia or some shithole
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They basically are. They once disciplined a bunch of female students who ran out of their dorm after a false alarm in the middle of the night (because someone burned something cooking, I don't know) since they were wearing pajamas and not the dress code. Which sounds pretty similar to what happened in Saudi Arabia once, except there people actually died since it was a real fire and all.

But they really hate Catholics for having suppressed the righteous church Jesus established (Baptists) and teach that Catholics will burn in hell forever alongside homos and other sinners unless they accept Jesus as their savior.
 
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Save the Loli said:
But they really hate Catholics for having suppressed the righteous church Jesus established (Baptists) and teach that Catholics will burn in hell forever alongside homos and other sinners unless they accept Jesus as their savior.
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Pretty sure Pensacola is the same uni that got flak for (allegedly) expelling rape victims awhile back.
I'd also like to put forth the notion that Florida in aggregate is absolutely insane. I see people try to justify the weird shit that goes on down there every so often, but I don't think you can really account for all of it (or even most of it) no matter what excuse you dig up.
The only other place I can think of with comparable oddities would be California, but we celebrate their hang-ups as heroism, so it doesn't really count.
 
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