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Cato said:
Skylar's version of what happened here on Kiwifarms:
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Jeezus that thread is fucking gold. Skylar just can't help doubling down over and over. Most cows are at least something of a walking example of Dunning Kruger, but I think Skylar takes the cake. He's had lawyers tell him to knock it off, he's had priests and various other members of several churches to knock it off. He's had random redditors tell him to knock it off, he's had a bunch of Kiwis tell him to knock it off. All for his own good, and he just sticks to his narrative. He's a persistent little bugger, you have to give him that.
 
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Pocket_Sand! said:
Jeezus that thread is fucking gold. Skylar just can't help doubling down over and over. Most cows are at least something of a walking example of Dunning Kruger, but I think Skylar takes the cake. He's had lawyers tell him to knock it off, he's had priests and various other members of several churches to knock it off. He's had random redditors tell him to knock it off, he's had a bunch of Kiwis tell him to knock it off. All for his own good, and he just sticks to his narrative. He's a persistent little bugger, you have to give him that.
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I almost forgot about this tard until last night when I was sitting on the toilet browsing Reddit. His latest spergfest in r/subredditdrama ended up on the front page and I seriously laughed my ass off. He's actually kind of Reddit famous at this point for being retarded.
 
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Pocket_Sand! said:
Jeezus that thread is fucking gold. Skylar just can't help doubling down over and over. Most cows are at least something of a walking example of Dunning Kruger, but I think Skylar takes the cake. He's had lawyers tell him to knock it off, he's had priests and various other members of several churches to knock it off. He's had random redditors tell him to knock it off, he's had a bunch of Kiwis tell him to knock it off. All for his own good, and he just sticks to his narrative. He's a persistent little bugger, you have to give him that.
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Well, everyone else in the world might be telling he's a tard, but his mommy is enabling him and that's all that matters. lol
 
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Pocket_Sand! said:
Wow, I thought this sped had finally learned and dropped off for a while, clearly not. It's amazing that he's still ass blasted about Carroll booting him out, and what I can't figure out is why. Just accept you fucked up and move on @Skylar Ittner.

Why would you continue to draw attention to yourself over this incident?

Why would you want to continue to associate with a Catholic institution that clearly doesn't follow what you define as proper Catholicism?

Why would you even care about the institution as a whole, when everything about it, in your definition is wrong?

Why would you go back to reddit, and continue to bitch there when it's been shown time and again that no one cares, and even sights this thread as evidence of you being an idiot?

I guess like everything else, I know the answer... :autism:
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lolcows always love a good milking. Their udders get too full otherwise. :story:

Cato said:
Skylar's version of what happened here on Kiwifarms:
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Lol he was also stupid enough to not read the fine print on his loans. Unless you know what you're doing you always use federal loans for school so you don't get your credit destroyed.

Yeah @Skylar Ittner remember all those people warning you you now have to foot that bill with nothing to show for it? Such a thing couldn't have happened to a nicer, humbler, person.

Enjoy your $30,000 bill and inability to move out of your parents' house before you're thirty, and thirty if you're lucky.

ETA: Yes I noticed the word replacement but as same difference, I'm not changing it.

And also yes, we hate Catholics here. I hate all my Catholic relatives and would burn them at the stake if I could. But for now I'll content myself with laughing at God's perfect idiot.
 
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Zeorus said:
Found this in that thread (attached). Has he mentioned having narcolepsy before? If he has, I don't recall.
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No, and that sounds like a condition that would require academic accomodations. (Pretty sure most narcoleptics have regular episodes?) So strange he wouldn't have brought it up during his tantrum in the dean's office.
 
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