Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[GloriousScarf]

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A whack across the back of the head with a phone book would have done him the world of good when he was a kid, thank god that never happened. He is too hilarious.

@SlurpDisRusshole you need to invoke Taylor's name when Russ is in earshot so you can see this protest in person.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

3:25 terminator Russ on his way to wreck some hooker pussy. Jesus, her horror when she sees this swaggering up to her.

Edit - seems Mixtape.moe struggled with the size of that upload so I've uploaded it to YouTube. Again watch the volume on this, bit noisey if you're in an open office...

 

[Red Velvet]

Because I don't think it's been posted here yet. My favorite part is @03:21 when you can see how ill-fitting his shirt is while tucked into his pants.

Does Russell have problems blinking? The begging for money to help him impress celebrities was disturbing.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Amazing work. This seems like it should be added to the OP.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Taking a knee and kneeling aren't the same thing.
One is done in protest, the other is to show your subservience.

Rusty is a bitch, so I can see why he'd kneel rather than take a knee.

 

[theriddler3]

oh my god the shot of him dropping his glasses in shame. oh MY LANTA

It was so ~D R A M A T I C~. He should add movie producer to his list. That one was a tearjerker.


ETA:
y'all think he paid the narrator?

Edit - seems Mixtape.moe struggled with the size of that upload so I've uploaded it to YouTube. Again watch the volume on this, bit noisey if you're in an open office...

It's a masterpiece <3

 

[HusselFeer]

Edit - seems Mixtape.moe struggled with the size of that upload so I've uploaded it to YouTube. Again watch the volume on this, bit noisey if you're in an open office...

This is the best thing ever. I am on the train right now on my way to work and about lost my shit.

 

[DarkAlien]

Updated

 

[PL 879]

A whack across the back of the head with a phone book would have done him the world of good when he was a kid, thank god that never happened. He is too hilarious.

Any blow to the head stands a chance of unfreezing the tortured expression forever imprinted on his face. This must be avoided at all costs.

 

[ConSluttant]

He... He was a really cute baby...

Then it all went wrong.

Is it just me, or does his head DENT IN ON BOTH SIDES right above the ears?

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Because I don't think it's been posted here yet. My favorite part is @03:21 when you can see how ill-fitting his shirt is while tucked into his pants.

"Despite his impressive resume"? Really? I'm honestly baffled at the ridiculous claims and deception in the video. He was given an opportunity at a law firm and fucked it up royally. He can't play piano for shit, either. Along with the Star Russ video, this should be part of the curriculum for Shitlips 101.

 

[Cripple]

I wonder if he's going to ignore the Las Vegas shooting because it happened at a male musician's concert this time.

 

[DarkAlien]

I wonder if he's going to ignore the Las Vegas shooting because it happened at a male musician's concert this time.

He already posted this

I'm looking for the post from @nene526 with his potential new IG account (and all the sorority girls harrasy images)and it's gone, so is my post about it. Probably gone with forum issues experienced. Can someone repost? I want a record of the hashtags so we can potentially find him in the future if he goes rogue/changes name again.

 

[zippitydoda]

Because I don't think it's been posted here yet. My favorite part is @03:21 when you can see how ill-fitting his shirt is while tucked into his pants.

Can someone please teach him how to wear a tie? The tail should not hang lower than the blade or you look like a crazy homeless man. Also, make sure that it reaches your belt. If you want to be taken seriously as a professional, look the part. And please buy shirts that fit. You're small and narrow, get some slim fit shirts. You look like a frumpy, middle aged english teacher, not a law professional.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

He already posted this
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I'm looking for the post from @nene526 with his potential new IG account (and all the sorority girls harrasy images)and it's gone, so is my post about it. Probably gone with forum issues experienced. Can someone repost? I want a record of the hashtags so we can potentially find him in the future if he goes rogue/changes name again.

I am honestly shocked that he didn't tie the awful tragedy to himself somehow. It's early yet, though

 

[Fag Smut]

Russ is literally swimming in that shirt. If he invested some money in his wardrobe instead of lolsuits, he could at least look presentable.

 

[DarkAlien]

Can someone please teach him how to wear a tie? The tail should not hang lower than the blade or you look like a crazy homeless man. Also, make sure that it reaches your belt. If you want to be taken seriously as a professional, look the part. And please buy shirts that fit. You're small and narrow, get some slim fit shirts. You look like a frumpy, middle aged english teacher, not a law professional.

He's not a law professional, he's not any kind of professional, not even a para-professional.

P.S.

 

[zerohitwonder]

"Despite his impressive resume"? Really? I'm honestly baffled at the ridiculous claims and deception in the video. He was given an opportunity at a law firm and fucked it up royally. He can't play piano for shit, either. Along with the Star Russ video, this should be part of the curriculum for Shitlips 101.

They show him holding musical instruments, but we don't hear him play. Even when they do a close-up on his hands on the piano, they overdub an electric piano. "Wow, that must be the Kawai piano that sounds like a Fender Rhodes, those are hard to find." All we hear from him is one final chord before he closes the lid.

Excellent account name for Star Russ: "Great Bamboon"

I wonder if he's going to ignore the Las Vegas shooting because it happened at a male musician's concert this time.

If anything, it will just piss him off even more. What's to become of his December visit if things like this keep getting in his way? The nerve of some people.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

He's not a law professional, he's not any kind of professional, not even a para-professional.

P.S.
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He's a professional janitor and mail room clerk. The only way for Shitlips to go is down.

 

[zerohitwonder]

He's a professional janitor and mail room clerk. The only way for Shitlips to go is down.

Or up... if you call "professional victim" a step up.