Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[Pointandlaugh]

You dont know me, you never have even talked to me, I shared my personal life because you and afew others decided to make my life your personal business. It wasnt just to laugh at for you but to create rifts with people I know in real life and more.

You have serious problems, I have my problems but youre way more fucked up then I am. The fact you cant give a straight answer as to why you hate me so much besides gross speculation and taking kiwifarms too seriously shows alot of problems.

Make fun of me but just leave me alone. Myy channels are gone. I dont harm people, can you say the same thing?

I don't even have twitter or discord. I'm not @John Smith. You take the farms more serious then I do, seeing all these discord chats. I'm here to laugh.

I'll stop. But... fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.

 

[DuckSucker]

I don't know why Metokur shields the dude. I don't really have a problem with it, and I don't care, I get that Bryan is really funny when he's like your pet retard and you give him just enough leash to tangle himself up in, but it's so funny.

MisterMetokur was a goon, yeah? Metokur was the name of their old ass Retsupurae spin off series years and years ago, right? I mean I was there and somewhere on my hard drive, I vaguely remember having a copy of the group of dudes who made up Metokur in like 2009, riffing on some dude's Live Action Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Movie.

The funniest thing about Bryan to me, is that he's such a try hard. He so badly wants to be an internet edge-lord. Like he wants to pretend he was on 4chan circa 2007 or SomethingAwful before it turned to shit. But it's like, its so stupid. I was there dude, I grew up on those sites. It sucks.

Being a Goon was never something to be proud of; even on SomethingAwful they mocked being a goon. Goons are fucking idiots. They're retarded. It was synonymous with being a basement dwelling, autistic neckbeard. Not everyone there was a goon, and lots of funny and successful shit came from it, but they were the ones who didn't care about being goons. Being a /b/tard before Anonymous didn't make you an instant edge lord, it didn't make you cool. Even after Anonymous, the most hardcore of them were still just a bunch of neckbeards. But he holds this shit up, holds it in high regard like it means something. If you think being a Kiwifarms user is any different, you're wrong.

Like MisterMetokur rips on speds and shit but he's not a fucking hero. He's a fucking goon. He has his own thread here. Tearing Johnathan Ross apart isn't something hard to do. You only have to nudge him and he digs his own grave, he's quite literally retarded. You can literally tell him what to say, through specific questions, and he'll say it. Punching down is not hard.

That's the difference between Metokur and Bryan, and the reason Bryan will never be like Metokur, or Retsupurae, or any of those other dudes, no matter how hard he tries. Because he tries too fucking hard, and takes it too fucking seriously, and it's so funny to watch. At the very core of it all, he just doesn't understand it.

The funniest thing of all, to me, is that Bryan is the type of try-hard dude who would namedrop KiwiFarms or something in an argument, like it means anything. "Heh, don't fuck with me, I'm on KiwiFarms. You want me to get my boy Dynastia?"


Post-note: I wrote all this shit before reading Bryan's post. No, I feel you dude. The problem people have had with you is that you're pushing all your shit onto other people. You're lashing out at other peoples shit to escape your own problems. Someone earlier in the thread called it troll shielding. I mean I do it too, I think everybody does, but you take pride in it. You act like you're better-than. Dude everybody's fucked up, just chill out and laugh at other people's shit, but don't take it seriously.

 

[Keystone]

Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

You'll be back. You shouldn't, but you will be.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I don't know why Metokur shields the dude. I don't really have a problem with it, and I don't care, I get that Bryan is really funny when he's like your pet exceptional individual and you give him just enough leash to tangle himself up in, but it's so funny.

MisterMetokur was a goon, yeah? Metokur was the name of their old ass Retsupurae spin off series years and years ago, right? I mean I was there and somewhere on my hard drive, I vaguely remember having a copy of the group of dudes who made up Metokur in like 2009, riffing on some dude's Live Action Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Movie.

The funniest thing about Bryan to me, is that he's such a try hard. He so badly wants to be an internet edge-lord. Like he wants to pretend he was on 4chan circa 2007 or SomethingAwful before it turned to shit. But it's like, its so stupid. I was there dude, I grew up on those sites. It sucks.

Being a Goon was never something to be proud of; even on SomethingAwful they mocked being a goon. Goons are fucking idiots. They're exceptional. It was synonymous with being a basement dwelling, autistic neckbeard. Not everyone there was a goon, and lots of funny and successful shit came from it, but they were the ones who didn't care about being goons. Being a /b/tard before Anonymous didn't make you an instant edge lord, it didn't make you cool. Even after Anonymous, the most hardcore of them were still just a bunch of neckbeards. But he holds this shit up, holds it in high regard like it means something. If you think being a Kiwifarms user is any different, you're wrong.

Like MisterMetokur rips on speds and shit but he's not a fucking hero. He's a fucking goon. He has his own thread here. Tearing Johnathan Ross apart isn't something hard to do. You only have to nudge him and he digs his own grave, he's quite literally exceptional. You can literally tell him what to say, through specific questions, and he'll say it. Punching down is not hard.

That's the difference between Metokur and Bryan, and the reason Bryan will never be like Metokur, or Retsupurae, or any of those other dudes, no matter how hard he tries. Because he tries too fucking hard, and takes it too fucking seriously, and it's so funny to watch. At the very core of it all, he just doesn't understand it.

The funniest thing of all, to me, is that Bryan is the type of try-hard dude who would namedrop KiwiFarms or something in an argument, like it means anything. "Heh, don't fuck with me, I'm on KiwiFarms. You want me to get my boy Dynastia?"


Post-note: I wrote all this shit before reading Bryan's post. No, I feel you dude. The problem people have had with you is that you're pushing all your shit onto other people. You're lashing out at other peoples shit to escape your own problems. Someone earlier in the thread called it troll shielding. I mean I do it too, I think everybody does, but you take pride in it. You act like you're better-than. Dude everybody's fucked up, just chill out and laugh at other people's shit, but don't take it seriously.

I don't know what you want me to say. I don't have any effort to fight anything anymore.

I just miss Sarah and wish I could fix depression so I could come home to her again. Idk wtf you guys want with me. Half of you seem harmless and wanna have fun or give tough love advice (which I appreciate) and the other half just wanna break someone down. I just wanna be left alone after all this. Bury whatever hachets I can and deal with my personal grief that some of you decided to dig into for no good reason at all.

I'm sorry for my shit behavior recently. Idk what to do about it except apologize and try to not be shit anymore. Idk what I've done to some people here to make them continue to Target me and people around me either.

 

[JB 236]

I don't know what you want me to say. I don't have any effort to fight anything anymore.

I just miss Sarah and wish I could fix depression so I could come home to her again. Idk wtf you guys want with me. Half of you seem harmless and wanna have fun or give tough love advice (which I appreciate) and the other half just wanna break someone down. I just wanna be left alone after all this. Bury whatever hachets I can and deal with my personal grief that some of you decided to dig into for no good reason at all.

I'm sorry for my shit behavior recently. Idk what to do about it except apologize and try to not be shit anymore. Idk what I've done to some people here to make them continue to Target me and people around me either.

Nigga still don't get it.

You on disability being that blind?

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

You dont know me, you never have even talked to me, I shared my personal life because you and afew others decided to make my life your personal business. It wasnt just to laugh at for you but to create rifts with people I know in real life and more.

You have serious problems, I have my problems but youre way more fucked up then I am. The fact you cant give a straight answer as to why you hate me so much besides gross speculation and taking kiwifarms too seriously shows alot of problems.

Make fun of me but just leave me alone. Myy channels are gone. I dont harm people, can you say the same thing?

Kop nobody here has channels they dedicate to ripping on you, and only some people have tried "harming" you. i don't think anyone here actually hates you. hell i don't even think JohnSmith hates you. people come here to rip on you for doing dumb shit, and then you come on here and do more and we all get a good chuckle. that's why i'm here. tbh, i had no idea what was going on w/ your twitter and ex lover until you came and poured your heart out in a very informative summary of what has transpired.

if you're bummed out and being self destructive, i don't think that trying to boost your internet profile is a good way of coping. it's too hostile and volatile, even though you probably have more fans than mot of us ever will (speaking for myself actually). i would suggest truly working on yourself, preferably on a hobby that will prevent you from getting sucked into this culture and doing more damage to yourself. maybe put down the controller and pick up some power-tools or a fishing pole. or just practice the fuck out of your fighting games, git gud, and then after a while try streaming again. no need to try and make all your decisions all at once.

i will happily give you honest advice on how to stop hitting yourself, but i will also laugh every time you do.

 

[Cvitanich]

Best way to avoid all the depression and stress and all that shit is to just stay away from the site. Or social media even.


Did you learn nothing from the cyber bully movie?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Kop nobody here has channels they dedicate to ripping on you, and only some people have tried "harming" you. i don't think anyone here actually hates you. hell i don't even think JohnSmith hates you. people come here to rip on you for doing dumb shit, and then you come on here and do more and we all get a good chuckle. that's why i'm here. tbh, i had no idea what was going on w/ your twitter and ex lover until you came and poured your heart out in a very informative summary of what has transpired.

if you're bummed out and being self destructive, i don't think that trying to boost your internet profile is a good way of coping. it's too hostile and volatile, even though you probably have more fans than mot of us ever will (speaking for myself actually). i would suggest truly working on yourself, preferably on a hobby that will prevent you from getting sucked into this culture and doing more damage to yourself. maybe put down the controller and pick up some power-tools or a fishing pole. or just practice the fuck out of your fighting games, git gud, and then after a while try streaming again. no need to try and make all your decisions all at once.

i will happily give you honest advice on how to stop hitting yourself, but i will also laugh every time you do.

I appreciate the advice and fair assessment.

I don't have an internet profile anymore. Just deleted it all except my streaming channel.

John Smith definely has a personal beef with me. Their is no doubt after the amount of shit he's done. Regardless, alot of it is my own doing. I just want to resolve issues and move on with life without having to worry about anymore people getting involved in my life anymore. Between dealing with the weekly antics of a crazy Norwegian paedophile constantly attempting to harm me, my family my job and friends & afew kiwi people going the extra mile or my recent destructive coping behavior over heartbreak, I just don't want anymore trouble after tonight.

 

[JB 236]

I appreciate the advice and fair assessment.

I don't have an internet profile anymore. Just deleted it all except my streaming channel.

John Smith definely has a personal beef with me. Their is no doubt after the amount of shit he's done. Regardless, alot of it is my own doing. I just want to resolve issues and move on with life without having to worry about anymore people getting involved in my life anymore. Between dealing with the weekly antics of a crazy Norwegian paedophile constantly attempting to harm me, my family my job and friends & afew kiwi people going the extra mile or my recent destructive coping behavior over heartbreak, I just don't want anymore trouble after tonight.

Real talk now

Fuck off the site already, just stop looking at the site. You have deleted everything, great. Now get off the internet and start looking into your weak self.

Did you really need to tell us this? ofc you did, because you can't help it. Just like you can't help getting involved with everything. Any normal person would just leave, make no mention of anything else and let this thread die. But you wont, because you are like every bloody Lolcow on this site. We are not your fucking body pillow to talk your problems to, we are here to laugh at you. I do not give two damns if you are sad because you are in a shit place, If I wanted that, I would just go to work.

Shiiitttt you could even have all your shit open (youtube and twatter), just block the people that you don't like and stray away from this thread, but you have to make everything the extreme.

 

[Spellskite]

I enjoy laughing at cows and making fun of them

You can dish it out, but you can't take it. If your life is really so shitty, work on that instead of trollshielding and sucking yourself off with sock puppets.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Real talk now

Fuck off the site already, just stop looking at the site. You have deleted everything, great. Now get off the internet and start looking into your weak self.

Did you really need to tell us this? ofc you did, because you can't help it. Just like you can't help getting involved with everything. Any normal person would just leave, make no mention of anything else and let this thread die. But you wont, because you are like every bloody Lolcow on this site. We are not your fucking body pillow to talk your problems to, we are here to laugh at you. I do not give two damns if you are sad because you are in a shit place, If I wanted that, I would just go to work.

Shiiitttt you could even have all your shit open (youtube and twatter), just block the people that you don't like and stray away from this thread, but you have to make everything the extreme.

Oh fuck off. You're the last person to suggest advice after you decided to die on the hill of "it's okay to create problems for cows in RL as long as we get milk!" Your moral compass is so fucked you couldn't tell right from wrong if it hit you in the face.

I came here to tell everyone sorry, to explain things that were being done actively by members in this thread(some of which have contacted me to talk) and to answer any last questions before I nuke this account and make an anonymous account b I enjoy kiwifarms in general.

You're not the arbiter of objective truth or right. You're just some asshole like me on a comedy forum who takes it too seriously. I have my issues and everybody is only human. Nobody is perfect but youre just a sad asshole looking to make a mark just like pointandlaugh and John Smith.

You don't know me and you don't want to know me. I hope you figure out why you are the way you are and get some proper correction on your ethical ideas.

I'll wrap up my statements however I like. Everything is already out of the fucking bag might as well just handle like a man and be honest and hope people take it and get whatever resolve they want and move on just like I am.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

You dont know me, you never have even talked to me, I shared my personal life because you and afew others decided to make my life your personal business. It wasnt just to laugh at for you but to create rifts with people I know in real life and more.

You have serious problems, I have my problems but youre way more fucked up then I am. The fact you cant give a straight answer as to why you hate me so much besides gross speculation and taking kiwifarms too seriously shows alot of problems.

Make fun of me but just leave me alone. Myy channels are gone. I dont harm people, can you say the same thing?

I love when cows can't see the forest because of the tree in front of them. Look at this forum, get out of your little pathetic sad thread and really look at it. Do you think people here give a shit about your feelings or your disgusting pleas for attention? You posted personal shit because you want the attention, you want this post and all the others talking about you, you feed on them and love to play the fucking victim. If you really wanted out of all this shit, you just do it without a manifesto, without letting anyone know why because it ain't their fucking business.

But you want this, that's why you're pressing your internet footprint deeper. Now you dun goofed, had your 15 minutes of fame on a forum no one cares or likes and will be remembered and hunted for the rest of your sad e-life. Congratulations.

This is all on you.

 

[DuckSucker]

Im picking more fights and digging my own grave!

Go home, you're drunk.
(I hope you do move on though and take the advice to heart, I mean I do feel for you).

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You can dish it out, but you can't take it. If your life is really so shitty, work on that instead of trollshielding and sucking yourself off with sock puppets.

I have a thin skinned nature. I do what I can to work on it but you also don't have a thread dedicated to fucking with you when it's suppose to be to make fun of you or a crazy Norway child fucker trying for 8 months straight to ruin everything in your life over a goat ridden let's player. I don't think you get it but wtf do I know. I am humble and understanding.

My life is fine I'm just not okay due to heartbreak and more. I don't trollshield I just do me. I make fun of things I think are funny and I talk about things that interest me. I'm friends with people who have internet presence and they mean alot to me and I see some of them as family.

I regret nothing. I just wanna bury shit with everyone and not have to worry about shit anymore

I'm going to bed.

Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all.


I'm sorry for any harm I've caused others or grief. Idk what else to say. I hope everyone has a good night and hopefully I made some people satisfied or buried some things with anyone I've crossed.

Goodnight

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

trying not to backseat mod but this thread is getting very fftopic:fftopic:. i don't think this is KoP's forum to personally defend himself. if he wanted to do that, he should go to twitter. this is a forum for people to log and laugh at the dumb shit he's done. i would encourage people to stop getting in pissing matches with kop and i would also encourage kop to stop pissing in this thread. arguing with kop isn't funny. leaking discord logs of him chasing chubbies is. eye on the prize, folks.

 

[Rare Drop]

You're not the arbiter of objective truth or right. You're just some asshole like me on a comedy forum who takes it too seriously. I have my issues and everybody is only human. Nobody is perfect but youre just a sad asshole looking to make a mark just like pointandlaugh and John Smith.

Dude, you need to actually heed your own advice sometimes. Part of why this thread went as far as it did is because you can't fucking help yourself from staying away from drama. You say you want to take breaks from the craziness, but you keep reading into it and sometimes get directly involved. You act like a compulsive thrill seeker-stop flying close to the sun.

EDIT: Sorry for the fftopic:sinning.

 

[ZachAutist]

I'm going to bed.

Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all.


I'm sorry for any harm I've caused others or grief. Idk what else to say. I hope everyone has a good night and hopefully I made some people satisfied or buried some things with anyone I've crossed.

Goodnight

Good idea. I hope you can stay true to your conviction this time.

 

[Fritzocrat]

He'll be back eventually, Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to emulate Jim and returned with a new alias like Madame Limewire or some lame shit.

I certainly don't hate the guy but I have a hard time taking his pity party seriously given I've seen him shit on other peoples sob stories. Guess I'm one of those "Take your medicine" kinda guys.

Words don't hurt Bryan. You told the Hole so yourself.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Hey Brian, try posting more Pepe laughing images. I'm sure that'll help.

You have no one but yourself to blame, you idiot. While you were trying to get nudes from Ruby, the (supposedly) "love of your life" was pulling a Leanna right under your nose. Wasn't it all worthy, you dumb motherfucker? Wasting so much time at the gym, streaming, concocting le ebin trolly plans on Discord, digging shit on a Norwegian pedophile, trying to nab nudes from a fat edgy cunt... and the woman you were supposed to care for was having a mental breakdown right at your side. Fantastic.

You remind me of Patton Oswald, and how he wasted so much time bitterly demonizing and complaining about someone else (Trump) while his wife was drugging herself to death under his nose. You reap what you sow, and that's all your fault, buddy. Enjoy!

 

[Keystone]

I have a thin skinned nature. I do what I can to work on it but you also don't have a thread dedicated to fucking with you when it's suppose to be to make fun of you or a crazy Norway child fucker trying for 8 months straight to ruin everything in your life over a goat ridden let's player. I don't think you get it but wtf do I know. I am humble and understanding.

My life is fine I'm just not okay due to heartbreak and more. I don't trollshield I just do me. I make fun of things I think are funny and I talk about things that interest me. I'm friends with people who have internet presence and they mean alot to me and I see some of them as family.

I regret nothing. I just wanna bury shit with everyone and not have to worry about shit anymore

Then you should not be here. At all.

And to echo what someone else said a short while back, you necro'd this thread and tried to (poorly) sockpuppet for no good reason. Vidar may be a fucktard, but you're still culpable for how far this thread has gone since then. That comic about the person shoveling shit over a wall then having it thrown back at them all at once comes to mind.