Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[skiellie]

 

[flankSR]

Wow Bryan turned out to be a thin skinned bitch. Who the fuck comes on their own thread for advice on how to deal with internet abuse.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

abuse.

L O L

 

[James Earl Cash]

Can you guys just stop?

No, Bryan. People will never stop because of your behavior.

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not sure you're actually sorry but whatever. As long as you don't do this shit again, then you're fine. You didn't need to really delete your Youtube channel as well.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

Honestly, we didn't need to know that information but whatever. You should've never talked to Sarah in the first place once John was saying shit to you and her. At least if you were going to say something about this, make sure to do it private with here.

Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Just as long as you don't stir up shit with people's personal lives with their families, then fine.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

Then either leave or take a break from the internet. It's your fault that this shit has been escalated to this. You got no one to blame but yourself. Anyways if you don't to answer this question then fine but here it is anyways, why did you decide to put people's lives in danger by "pranking" other people on a Discord server with some "hacker" getting their information?

 

[AnOminous]

Conjecture: everyone who posts mainly on this thread is even more autistic than KoP himself.

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MLP avatar = :autism:

 

[El Porko Fako]

I'll be parroting some points others have already said, but I think this needs to be drilled into your head @FedoraManManMan.

Deleting your youtube channel and twitter accounts has been the smartest thing you've done all year. You are just not cut out for the youtube/online personality gig Bryan. You're skin is way too thin for it, and your content is low quality, unoriginal, unfunny schlock. The biggest reason why people make fun of you is your inability to stop being an attention whore, whether it's inserting yourself into drama that doesn't involve you that could've been ignored, or posting your god awful videos on the DSP thread (more than once for the record). Kiwi Farms is not a popularity contest, it will never be a popularity contest, and if you have aspirations of becoming prom queen of the farms, you're insane. If you content had any worth or merit, more people would be posting it for you without you even having to ask.

I understand that your sad and pissed off your girlfriend broke up with you and that's a normal reaction to have, but don't bitch at the user base for you messing up, even at the people who are obviously baiting you. Even this past month after the break-up, you've not displayed any signs of being sad about the your relationship ending. You tried to flirt and get nudes from an idiot, your posting on you public twitter account that you want to date gllty, and you kept calling your ex your wife, which is fucking creepy stalker shit. How do think that makes her feel when you pull shit like this? I don't know if it's too late or not, but if you get back together with her or start a new relationship somebody, consider spending more time with them instead of fucking around online, and don't act like such a autist online that you make your significant other look like an idiot for dating you.

In all seriousness Bryan, consider talking to a therapist. It will give you an actual, physical person to talk to. I don't know why you thought Kiwi Farms was the place to reveal all of this information, but thanks for the info I guess. It was fascinating to say the least. No one on here is your friend. Most people you meet online are not your friends. Stop taking your online relationships seriously. Since I'm almost certain you can't stay away from here at least, try to lurk more. It makes you look like way less of a dumb ass in the long run and gives you a better understanding of what Kiwi Farms is and what the purpose of the site is.

 

[QT 219]

Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

Capitulation doesn't engender your conqueror to show you mercy. In fact, it does quite the opposite.

 

[AnOminous]

Capitulation doesn't engender your conqueror to show you mercy. In fact, it does quite the opposite.

It emboldens us to acts of extreme sodomy and buggery.

 

[Captain Cum]

Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

I fucking knew this was why you were acting like a sperg. However you get no sympathy from me, if you had any individuals dox information in this thread that you disliked you easily would have leaked it to people because you are that predictable. Don't play yourself like a fucking saint who would never do the same to anyone, you're just a massive hypocrite and a liar who couldn't stand being irrelevant both in Gamergate and outside of Gamergate. Nothing on the internet makes me madder than a know-it-all, and you're a false know-it-all because all you would do it gloat about some internet veteranship you never had. You're like every newfag who started browsing /pol/ 2012 onward.


Given your track record of lying about being a Metokur member, lying about knowing all these people "Personally" including Jim, GG info, calling your ex-girlfriend your wife. I have little to no reason to believe anything you say anymore. I personally think this girl just fucking dumped your ass and the external factors around the break-up were just super convenient moments since she doesn't seem too upset about the relationship ending from what Twitter implies.

I'm friends with people who have internet presence and they mean alot to me and I see some of them as family.

Stop fucking lying, you have no idea what a fucking friend is do you? Ive seen videos where you say "I know Sargon personally" dude no you don't, you're not some fucking guy who is chummy with the edgy skeptics, Mistermetokur and his friends like Nervatel, lowtax, etc. You talk to them in some streams and DM them. Thats where that shit ends. I know you want really hard for Jim to give a fuck about you but chances are he just tells you stop acting like a moron on the internet and folds when you beg to play video games with him."Family" get the fuck out of here you clingy creep.

Ive lurked Kiwifarms for years but I made and account purely to join in on harpooning you since you're a little more nuanced than the average lolcow and not many people talked about you. You are, as Jim would say, The Man on the Outside Looking in.

I am glad I brought up your girlfriend in this thread, looks like now the internet will finally be rid of your ass, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[neger psykolog]

trying not to backseat mod but this thread is getting very fftopic:fftopic:. i don't think this is KoP's forum to personally defend himself. if he wanted to do that, he should go to twitter. this is a forum for people to log and laugh at the dumb shit he's done. i would encourage people to stop getting in pissing matches with kop and i would also encourage kop to stop pissing in this thread. arguing with kop isn't funny. leaking discord logs of him chasing chubbies is. eye on the prize, folks.

Same thing as DSP. No one is going to 'stop' when that person keeps replying and reacting to everything.

 

[JB 236]

Bryan, if you are reading this. You are an idiot. I will make this final point.

Oh fuck off. You're the last person to suggest advice after you decided to die on the hill of "it's okay to create problems for cows in RL as long as we get tard cum!" Your moral compass is so fucked you couldn't tell right from wrong if it hit you in the face.

I came here to tell everyone sorry, to explain things that were being done actively by members in this thread(some of which have contacted me to talk) and to answer any last questions before I nuke this account and make an anonymous account b I enjoy kiwifarms in general.

You're not the arbiter of objective truth or right. You're just some asshole like me on a comedy forum who takes it too seriously. I have my issues and everybody is only human. Nobody is perfect but youre just a sad asshole looking to make a mark just like pointandlaugh and John Smith.

You don't know me and you don't want to know me. I hope you figure out why you are the way you are and get some proper correction on your ethical ideas.

I'll wrap up my statements however I like. Everything is already out of the fucking bag might as well just handle like a man and be honest and hope people take it and get whatever resolve they want and move on just like I am.

Just gonna quote this because you will obviously come back to read the thread. I hope you wont post here again.
I did say that I personally do not care about your real life consequences for your actions, I am not involved with them, I am just here to laugh at you. Baiting you really does work I told you why I was here I take my laughs very seriously, not trying to make a mark, just trying to make you dance.

I do not need to direct myself down a path of correction for my ethics, I need to point shit out to you because in a weird way I am flirting between laughing and wanting you to leave because you are such a sad sack of shit. I do know you though. You are an attention seeking idiot unable to stop and think, you are also unable to realise that your actions have consequences even though you take a moral high ground over everyone and should know better. 100% of this could have been avoided if you took the advice of EVERYONE including yourself. Thats why I am going so hard on you.

You're weak lad.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

I fucking knew this was why you were acting like a sperg. However you get no sympathy from me, if you had any individuals dox information in this thread that you disliked you easily would have leaked it to people because you are that predictable. Don't play yourself like a fucking saint who would never do the same to anyone, you're just a massive hypocrite and a liar who couldn't stand being irrelevant both in Gamergate and outside of Gamergate. Nothing on the internet makes me madder than a know-it-all, and you're a false know-it-all because all you would do it gloat about some internet veteranship you never had. You're like every newfag who started browsing /pol/ 2012 onward.

Given your track record of lying about being a Metokur member, lying about knowing all these people "Personally" including Jim, GG info, calling your ex-girlfriend your wife. I have little to no reason to believe anything you say anymore. I personally think this girl just fucking dumped your ass and the external factors around the break-up were just super convenient moments since she doesn't seem too upset about the relationship ending from what Twitter implies.

Ive lurked Kiwifarms for years but I made and account purely to join in on harpooning you since you're a little more nuanced than the average lolcow and not many people talked about you. You are, as Jim would say, The Man on the Outside Looking in.

I am glad I brought up your girlfriend in this thread, looks like now the internet will finally be rid of your ass, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

This thread is kind of dull and keeps getting bumped by the guy in question, but he doesn't do or say anything too crazy.

I don't know what he did to you but you sound like a real piece of work man. Who brings someone's girlfriend into internet drama?

Him trying to fuck internet whores is funny and all but this thread just turned out to be sad and not funny or enjoyable. You should calm down Abit I think and just enjoy the funny moments. Not this.

 

[CatParty]

I'm going to bed.

Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all.


I'm sorry for any harm I've caused others or grief. Idk what else to say. I hope everyone has a good night and hopefully I made some people satisfied or buried some things with anyone I've crossed.

Goodnight

@Null he gonna sock

 

[Spellskite]

Who brings someone's girlfriend into internet drama?

Bryan, for one.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

Bryan, for one.

Hey just calling it like I see. He's a stupid fuck for coming here but I don't agree with involving people into cow drama to get something out of them. Shoot me if you want but it just seems like you're forcing funny stuff to happen rather then just waiting for him to do dumb shit like say, try to fuck internet whores.

 

[Captain Cum]

I don't know what he did to you but you sound like a real piece of work man. Who brings someone's girlfriend into internet drama?

You clearly don't know Bryan very well. I find it incredibly amusing and funny to highlight the nuances on Bryan's "career". Also he is the one that kept on directly referencing her as his wife and I had hunch that he was lying, as such it felt entirely relevant since it speaks to his character as a liar or a man in denial.

 

[NSA]

Can you guys just stop?

You win. Whatever. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone. I'm sorry to the people I've caused issues with, I've been going through alot and I've been coping by being destructive to people and things around me.

I'm not okay. I have been since the end of August. I'm sure you'll all use it against but fuck it. Whatever.

In late August I was on the phone with my significant other planning a double date with friends and talking about what to watch that night. I loved Sarah very much and still do. I came into my house to find out my partner was having depression issues. We talked and she decided she wanted to be alone and go back home to support her Syrian government with her family and it'd make her happy.

I lost my lover that day. I've been drinking and being a destructive asshole to everyone around me. Today some of you decided to involve her into my affairs because of the "lulz". It ended with me losing my best friend and former lover. I get kiwifarms is a comedy forum but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Please leave me and my family and whoever I've dated alone. Make fun of me all you want but stay out of my personal life and the lives of others around me. Respect privacy when it's asked.

Yes I'm a hypocrite for saying it but you guys win. I'm done fighting. I just want to be left alone and people around me left alone.

I'm sorry for my mistakes and behaviors. I can't change them but I can try to do the right thing. If you have questions I'll try to answer for the next hour.

"This sob story really gets me in the feels. Let's turn this thread into the KoP support group for victimized lads. All the poor decision making we've seen from KoP are just the result of bad luck. "

I can only assume that's the response you wanted, but this post is just the same old KoP. How about YOU stop.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

You clearly don't know Bryan very well. I find it incredibly amusing and funny to highlight the nuances on Bryan's "career". Also he is the one that kept on directly referencing her as his wife and I had hunch that he was lying, as such it felt entirely relevant since it speaks to his character as a liar or a man in denial.

I don't know him. I just saw the thread bumped. The OP has some deleted accounts and there seems to be a mix of him responding nicely or defending himself or you & that John guy really making it alot more then what this thread is.

I don't really care if he lied about relationship titles if he was in a relationship and I don't see the humor in it.

Him coming to defend himself in this thread or hitting on internet women was funny. This isn't. This is kinda sad.

 

[Captain Cum]

I don't know him. I just saw the thread bumped. The OP has some deleted accounts and there seems to be a mix of him responding nicely or defending himself or you & that John guy really making it alot more then what this thread is.

For someone who is apparently tired of "Dull threads" being bumped you sure don't seem to have a lot of posting activity to warrant being this upset.

 

[LongJohn_loves_Silver]

For someone who is apparently tired of "Dull threads" being bumped you sure don't seem to have a lot of posting activity to warrant being this upset.

Woah lol no one is upset but you my dude. Hell, just looking at your profile shows all you do is post daily on this guy man.

Ill take my leave. You should calm down Abit man and just laugh.