Target sighting from April 2014

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drmccoy said:
His hair though, ew. He could just dreadlock it, at least then he would have an excuse not to wash it.
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When I ran a cross country meet in high school, I once saw a guy from another team with red hair in dreadlocks and looked ridiculous . I don't mean to sound racist or anything, but I don't think dreadlocks really work on a white person. Chris may not bathe regularly, but could you honestly picture this guy with dreadlocks?
CWCTime said:
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And with that hairline of his receding, this will certainly not bode well for his tomgirl dreams(assuming that he still has them).Still, the ponytail looks slightly less creepy than the pigtails
 
4Macie said:
I've read every single post and I'm still not 100% convinced. I have my reasons, so let that be my mistakes in life. I don't care that people who claim to have seen Chris IRL think/know it's him. For me, the picture just isn't 100% insurance. Now, I'm not saying I'd be surprised if it is him. But damn CatParty, calm down. If I say I'm not 100% convinced, and others say they aren't 100% convinced, then stfu. If Marvin and Skyrider told you that they saw Chris sucking on a pickle; you'd probably believe them, even if they had no proof. That's fine. I wouldn't hate on you for it. So get off my back.

I don't care if it annoys you. Calm down. You're both getting so worked up over Chris... no not even Chris. A PICTURE of Chris that it's ridiculous. And I'm sorry, but if every day someone came up to me and screamed "THE WORLD IS FLAT BITCH GET IT RIGHT" I'd laugh. Every. Fucking. Time.
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It's more an issue of making the discussion forum shittier. It's kind of like starting a thread about what if the whole Chris story was fake. And then getting cranky when people tell you you're being dumb.
 
Anonimo said:
When I ran a cross country meet in high school, I once saw a guy from another team with red hair in dreadlocks and looked ridiculous . I don't mean to sound racist or anything, but I don't think dreadlocks really work on a white person. Chris may not bathe regularly, but could you honestly picture this guy with dreadlocks?

And with that hairline of his receding, this will certainly not bode well for his tomgirl dreams(assuming that he still has them).Still, the ponytail looks slightly less creepy than the pigtails
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It's not racist. White people really shouldn't have dreads.

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Fuckin' trustafarians...

And Chris is gonna have a skullet by the end of it...
 
Marvin said:
It's more an issue of making the discussion forum shittier. It's kind of like starting a thread about what if the whole Chris story was fake. And then getting cranky when people tell you you're being dumb.
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My main distrust isn't with those who know Chris IRL. My distrust is some reddit ween who obviously can't keep lies out of his posts. If he had just straight up said "Oh, saw Chris today. He was looking... pretty" and then you or Skyrider said "Yeah, that's what he looks like now" I'd be like "oh shiiiiit". But nope, this ween had to post obviously falsehoods that ruins any credibility (for me) anyone has but Chris (and that sucks). Stuffing his bra? Please. Chris doesn't need that with his ample 48C breasts. And clearly, Chris did not buy a cartful of JUST laundry detergent as the redditer claims. And he didn't run out of target and run back into target because he forgot his wallet. It would have taken Chris at least 15 minutes to run outside, to his car, and then back inside Target. Are you telling me this person was able wait for Chris's retard episode before taking a picture and THIS is the best picture he could get? You serious? Fuck that. Now, like I said; if he had just said "saw chris" that would be that. The whole fake story thing ruins it for me. And it makes me sad.

Edit: fine fine fine. I believe. I BELIEVE. Just leave me alone so I may cry in my corner. This is like the Spanish Inquisition all over again. Just kill any non-believer.
 
It's not Chris. Chris is currently in the hospital and he's a lot fatter and grosser.
 
4Macie said:
My main distrust isn't with those who know Chris IRL. My distrust is some reddit ween who obviously can't keep lies out of his posts. If he had just straight up said "Oh, saw Chris today. He was looking... pretty" and then you or Skyrider said "Yeah, that's what he looks like now" I'd be like "oh shiiiiit". But nope, this ween had to post obviously falsehoods that ruins any credibility (for me) anyone has but Chris (and that sucks). Stuffing his bra? Please. Chris doesn't need that with his ample 48C breasts. And clearly, Chris did not buy a cartful of JUST laundry detergent as the redditer claims. And he didn't run out of target and run back into target because he forgot his wallet. It would have taken Chris at least 15 minutes to run outside, to his car, and then back inside Target. Are you telling me this person was able wait for Chris's exceptional individual episode before taking a picture and THIS is the best picture he could get? You serious? Fuck that. Now, like I said; if he had just said "saw chris" that would be that. The whole fake story thing ruins it for me. And it makes me sad.
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I worry about weenery, but that doesn't affect the picture. Torso up, that's a picture of Chris. I didn't get a picture of the boots Chris was wearing, so I'm waiting for LYLT to ID the boots, but just based on her description, they seem like what Chris was wearing.

waffle said:
That ain't Chris. The dude's way too skinny and his hair is the wrong color. Also, it's not gross enough.
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Nah, that's how Chris looked in the last picture I've seen of him.

4Macie said:
NO! YOU MUST BELIEVE MY FRIEND! THEY WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T. just believe and let it be. just believe.
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Chris is dead. I saw it myself with my own two eyes.

A field agent even took a picture and everything.

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4Macie said:
I've read every single post and I'm still not 100% convinced. I have my reasons, so let that be my mistakes in life. I don't care that people who claim to have seen Chris IRL think/know it's him. For me, the picture just isn't 100% insurance. Now, I'm not saying I'd be surprised if it is him. But damn CatParty, calm down. If I say I'm not 100% convinced, and others say they aren't 100% convinced, then stfu. If Marvin and Skyrider told you that they saw Chris sucking on a pickle; you'd probably believe them, even if they had no proof. That's fine. I wouldn't hate on you for it. So get off my back.

I don't care if it annoys you. Calm down. You're both getting so worked up over Chris... no not even Chris. A PICTURE of Chris that it's ridiculous. And I'm sorry, but if every day someone came up to me and screamed "THE WORLD IS FLAT BITCH GET IT RIGHT" I'd laugh. Every. Fucking. Time.
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Why do you care if others disagree with you?
 
Marvin said:
I worry about weenery, but that doesn't affect the picture. Torso up, that's a picture of Chris. I didn't get a picture of the boots Chris was wearing, so I'm waiting for LYLT to ID the boots, but just based on her description, they seem like what Chris was wearing.
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That's all I need; is someone to believe in, and worry about, the weenery. Thank you Marvin, you are truly a kind and generous ruler. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I love you
 
Man, so this either means that Chris's face is fat as fuck compared to his body or the Sonichu drawing picture is rather old?
 
waffle said:
Man, so this either means that Chris's face is fat as fuck compared to his body or the Sonichu drawing picture is rather old?
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Or that dress makes Chris look fatter, or the eBay pic was taken from an unflattering angle.
 
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