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Kids, this is what's called a "Validation Whore".

PS: I love how he need to tell us EXACTLY what he's doing on twitter then probably upload pics of it to instagram later so he can,
A. Prove he's not just fermenting on his couch in front of the TV, like he does during 85% of any free time he has regularly.
B. Try to look like he's not totally inept at being even a passable adult.

PSS: Why the fuck is he washing/cleaning his car? At the rate he actually leaves the house, much less actually drives the damn thing, he should already be able to see his reflection off of any part of it. Also, why do you need to tell us your paying your bills?? Were you not going to do it if you didn't have this time off??? I thought those were mandatory????

Jesus fuck. Everything about that tweet is awful.
 
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I've only been following DSP for a short while, but I'm amazed he still manages to 'Phil' up an entire hour of prestream every fucking day and I barely even watch his second stream.

It's kinda clear with how he waffles on about random bullshit that happens in his day to day life in those pre-streams that he's starved of any kind of social interaction, which makes it strange that he never makes any real effort to socialize with his chat or do more co-op stuff, I wonder if he wants to but is just incredibly socially inept since he's spent years cooped up in his gated community (the times he has done co-op gameplay, I don't remember him ever having a legitimate conversation with someone, even his Leanna interactions were always cringeworthy and 90% of the time about MUH FOOD)
 
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What if DSP is taking 4 days off to confront Fred Fuchs IRL and (attempt to) beat his ass? Can DSP "throw hands" or would he have a heart attack in the attempt?
I think you're getting too way ahead of yourself, farmer. Him leaving anywhere within 20km of his house could kill him, okay? He needs the comfort of sitting on his ass while watching something and playing shitty mobile games to keep his sanity together as he put it.

Though it would be funny seeing MMA Weekend Warrior Fuchs trying to fight Gout Warrior Phil
 
It's perfectly reasonable to have a few days off from any job

Which sitting on a smelly couch and playing vydya gaems daily for 4 hours or so surely isn't. That's what people do when they get a few days from their jobs.

"Nobody knows WTF you're talking about"

Only one person had to know. And that one person still took the bait and got triggered, as expected :story:
He always find the correct way to get fucked. Amazing.
 
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I'd put my money on Fred. I've never seen Fred, obviously, but I'd put my money on him.

You can get MMA classes at most legit places for around 20 bucks a class most usually, I wouldn't be surprised if someone like Fred with a passing interest in martial arts took some lessons.

I've had them on and off and a strip mall location isn't a red flag on it's own.

Fred vs DSP would be Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 all over again. Neither would be effective and at least one of them would die of earth failure.
 
Is there any thing left that Phil hasn't claimed he was awesome in or any way in which he wasn't fighting against the MAN?
Add women and sex to the list. He lied about having a fiancee back in 2009 to win some asinine debate on a forum (details earlier in the thread), and back in his CT days would brag on stream about all the sex he was totally having with women who definitely existed.


Toby Turner accused of rape, still has a job and pays his bills. Did not whine for ages.
Don't remind me of that.... Phil made a "reactions" vid to the accusations. Almost the entire thing was him whining about how people making fun of him on the Internet was just as serious and damaging as being accused of rape. Part of why Toby and PDP haven't had to resort to begging is that they know to shut up when things get out of hand.
 
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Well game journalists, what's your excuse?

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You should never get yourself in a tizzy over the internet. There's no reason for going full Spoony on someone and sperging out a paragraph of BS.
 
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