Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Gentleburd]

"Yes, I do work far more than the average person and yes, I do get far less leisure time than the average person"
Then why do you stream at least up to 5 hours without getting off the damn chair?

I would like to know his secret that allows him to sit for five hours straight in front of a computer and not end up with back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine.
I’m not the only one who gets those, am I?

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

"Yes, I do work far more than the average person, and yes, I do get far less leisure time than the average person."

If this were actually the case we might actually have a fucking working game/halfway completed product.

 

[sage]

I would like to know his secret that allows him to sit for five hours straight in front of a computer and not end up with back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine.
I’m not the only one who gets those, am I?

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure sitting for five hours straight in front of a computer daily would cause much worse than back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine. You'd probably ruin your vision, gain significant amounts of weight, possibly experience muscle atrophy, and potentially develop depression, I'd assume. Either Alex is way more of a mess than he lets on, or he has some actual superpower.

EDIT: This is assuming he doesn't get up at all. He'd probably be fine if he got up for periods of a time to do human things like eat, sleep, and use the bathroom. And also, proper lighting and exercise would help mitigate these problems, too.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure sitting for five hours straight in front of a computer daily would cause much worse than back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine. You'd probably ruin your vision, gain significant amounts of weight, possibly experience muscle atrophy, and potentially develop depression, I'd assume. Either Alex is way more of a mess than he lets on, or he has some actual superpower.

I'm not saying sitting by a computer all day is amazing for you, but this is a massive exaggeration. You know office workers are a thing, right?

 

[sage]

I'm not saying sitting by a computer all day is amazing for you, but this is a massive exaggeration. You know office workers are a thing, right?

Yeah, I interpreted "five hours straight" as "not getting up for any reason at all", which no human being would do, but I realized after I wrote that that I was being an idiot.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Yeah, I interpreted "five hours straight" as "not getting up for any reason at all", which no human being would do, but I realized after I wrote that that I was being an idiot.

Is not getting up at all for five hours supposed to be unreasonable? You're not a true gamer!

 

[A Sign]

I would like to know his secret that allows him to sit for five hours straight in front of a computer and not end up with back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine.
I’m not the only one who gets those, am I?

Hell I wanna know how he hasn't died of a blood clot sitting so long without moving

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

I've said this before but since he's bringing this up again, I'll say it again

Spoiler: Lowkey Powerlevel

My mother works in an office for eight hours straight, gets home at 5pm, and then works from home until 10pm without breaks. She barely gives herself vacation time, so I guess she can use that as an excuse like Eva, right? 7am to 10am is, what, 15 hours? At least my mom gets stuff done.

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Slight power level, but at one point while I was in college I had classes from 6am to 4pm with the breaks between spent running across campus to my dorm for books and back again, 4pm-ish to 6pm doing homework and drawing commissions, and usually 6pm to 12-2am at my actual job when it wasn't the weekend. I literally had no online life during this time. I don't believe for a second he's fully focusing on the game and its production for as much as he says he does.

 

[LucasSomething]

I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure sitting for five hours straight in front of a computer daily would cause much worse than back pain, hand cramps, or a migraine. You'd probably ruin your vision, gain significant amounts of weight, possibly experience muscle atrophy, and potentially develop depression, I'd assume. Either Alex is way more of a mess than he lets on, or he has some actual superpower.

EDIT: This is assuming he doesn't get up at all. He'd probably be fine if he got up for periods of a time to do human things like eat, sleep, and use the bathroom. And also, proper lighting and exercise would help mitigate these problems, too.

It's certainly affecting him, he looks fatter and more tired now.

Anime expo 2016 ("I never take vacations!)

Spoiler

Anime expo 2017 (after he started streaming)

Spoiler

And my favourite

In his last drama he replied to someone on tumblr that "i've gaining a lot of weight lately" so he knows. It's "funny" because Alex said the work was "literally killing him" so he needed to take some time off to take of his health, so he proceeds to play videogames in the basement while his mom feeds him tendies.

 

[A Sign]

So while watching Vinesauce stream I decided "Meh lets see what YAWN DAIRY dev" is doing.

Playing a borderline fetish game featuring a massive titty Samus in a skintight zerosuit....I mean "WORKING ON OSANA, GUYS I WORK 12+ A DAY!!"

*goes back to enjoying Vinesauce*

 

[Anti-Everything]

So there's something i've been meaning to talk about.

Alex wants his game to be more than just a meme game right? He wants it to be deep and interesting with all this sad shit, but take away all the memes, the Easter eggs, the cutesy animations and focus on the story... Is it really saying anything?

No, cause Alex can't get it through his fucking head you need to plan, and try, and do something if you wanna make your story deep.

Also happy 800 pages... we shouldn't be here

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

It's certainly affecting him, he looks fatter and more tired now.

Anime expo 2016 ("I never take vacations!)

Spoiler

Anime expo 2017 (after he started streaming)

Spoiler

And my favourite

In his last drama he replied to someone on tumblr that "i've gaining a lot of weight lately" so he knows. It's "funny" because Alex said the work was "literally killing him" so he needed to take some time off to take of his health, so he proceeds to play videogames in the basement while his mom feeds him tendies.

In the 2017 pics, man does he look like he put on quite the beer belly.

His face/attitude also looks less douchy in the 2016 pics. Crazy how much he changed in one year.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Don't you love it when a man in his 30s who starts screaming and hitting the table over a video game berates other people because of a spelling mistake?
Learn how to play games without an autistic meltdown.

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

...so is Alex hoping that everyone will forget that he promised Osana will be finished this month?

 

[CWCissey]

...so is Alex hoping that everyone will forget that he promised Osana will be finished this month?

Does the Pope wear a silly hat?

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

Alex wants his game to be more than just a meme game right? He wants it to be deep and interesting with all this sad shit, but take away all the memes, the Easter eggs, the cutesy animations and focus on the story... Is it really saying anything?

Yeah, the game is painfully shallow. All the stuff he tacks on for 'plot' does nothing to draw you into the world or tell a cohesive, interesting story. Anything that would have been interesting to discover he's already spoiled, or is so obvious it's painful, or is a Hollywood-twist with no build-up that doesn't make sense.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Happy 800 pages, everyone!

 

[Diamonds Aren't Forever]

I'd say the Headmaster has aged pretty damn gracefully compared to Alex

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

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I'd say the Headmaster has aged pretty damn gracefully compared to Alex

They both gained a lot of weight though
the difference between them is alex gained all of that in a year