YT 10/5 - CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!! - Chris rages

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RoboticRichardSimmons said:
I hope this is the freak out people wanted, because this isn't your 2009 tard rage, this is someone legitimately hurt.

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If you don't love this you don't belong here. Do you know how many years of taxes I paid to keep his stomach fed to this day?
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
If you don't love this you don't belong here. Do you know how many years of taxes I paid to keep his stomach fed to this day?
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I mean it's hilarious but coming from the perspective of Chris his world has just shattered. It's all tumbling down. I guess I was getting carried away with my empathy again.
 
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A few people have brought up that it looks like Chris is trying not to laugh or crack a smile, but I think what's going on is Chris' autism affects his ability to show emotion and he is very upset and frustrated and since he normally has to concentrate to express emotion on his face, it's getting all jumbled up because he can't focus on it. If you'll notice in his other videos when he is trying to appear angry or threatening he will pause and stare into the camera like, 'Look how angry I am do you see this?!', but right now he is legit freaking out and having a hard time pinning the right expression on his face.
 
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I was wondering about the eye thing as well. Alcohol? Isn't that what sitcom characters do after a breakup?(Well, either that or ice cream, apparently)
 
Karen Riley said:
Not to justify anything but I do think that Chris played up some of the things he said and did his best to try to look as angry and as upset as possible to try to convince Jessica to forgive him and take him back. Some of his hand movements felt really drama-school esque to me.

With that said, it's pretty obvious that Chris is genuinely upset and torn up over this and I hate myself for finding it all so utterly hilarious. After like 7 years of following Chris I found myself thinking 'this is the part were we've broken Chris,' and considering how many crazy things he's done and how far he's fallen since he was discovered by the internet, that's saying something.
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It's things like this that make me wonder if Chris would make a good motion capture actor for some CGI kids movie or video game. He's like that guy at the bar who is trying to emulate the coolness of a Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise type.. except he's channeling cartoon villains like Gargamel, Shredder or the people who get caught at the end of Scooby Doo.
 
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Has no one really transcribed this masterpiece yet? Well, here goes...

I'm very... upset... right NOWWWWW - *clenches fists angrily* I opened myself up to you DAMN BUNCH OF INTERNET TROLLS , you damn... fags... What the fuck?!?! You hacked into her account, YOU HACKED INTO HER FACEBOOK, you *pouts and stomps foot petulantly* god DAMN Miserable Loveless Cretins *doing the 'villainous fist shake' * Just destroyed the relationship, you
*breaks down into theatrical sobbing*
All I Wanted To Do Was Find PEACE OF MIND And Happiness, I Thought You All Wanted That For Me too But Obviously I Was SOFA-KING WROOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG
Yoooooouuuuuuuuoooooooo REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIIIMMMMMEEEEE
*sobs and wails theatrically, then breaks out a double-handed villain claw gesture*
THIS is not funny if you're laughing, this is NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S SAD!!! This Q&A's done and over with, and MOREOVER,
You all are just ultimately, REALLLLLY... CRAZILY... you are so super fucked up CURSED!! *does the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha gesture while making a strained 'rrrrnnnnhhhh' noise*
GOOD-BYE!
 
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One part of me feels pity for Chris, but on the other hand nothing justifies being this naive, no matter how much autism.

Jessay played Chris, we don't know fuck about Jessay, but he blames us. But if he listened to us in the first place, everybody here knew she wasn't for real. Oh, the irony...*sigh*

LesbianSleepoverParty said:
Christine Weston Chandler
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Jessica, if you read this message, from my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, she offers this wisdom unto you:

“Things Can be fixed, but broken hearts suffer, please, give Christine another chance.”


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Who do you have to suck off here in order to being able to give the horrifying rating? :horrifying:

Chris would make a pretty convincing Mary Lee Walsh (or whatever is backwards stupid name was) now, by the way...

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(Sorry for the shitty cellphone quality. Not that I made justice to Chris deranged look to begin with anyways!)
 
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