Has no one really transcribed this masterpiece yet? Well, here goes...
I'm very... upset... right NOWWWWW - *clenches fists angrily* I opened myself up to you DAMN BUNCH OF INTERNET TROLLS , you damn... fags... What the fuck?!?! You hacked into her account, YOU HACKED INTO HER FACEBOOK, you *pouts and stomps foot petulantly* god DAMN Miserable Loveless Cretins *doing the 'villainous fist shake' * Just destroyed the relationship, you
*breaks down into theatrical sobbing*
All I Wanted To Do Was Find PEACE OF MIND And Happiness, I Thought You All Wanted That For Me too But Obviously I Was SOFA-KING WROOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG
Yoooooouuuuuuuuoooooooo REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIIIMMMMMEEEEE
*sobs and wails theatrically, then breaks out a double-handed villain claw gesture*
THIS is not funny if you're laughing, this is NOT FUNNY!!! IT'S SAD!!! This Q&A's done and over with, and MOREOVER,
You all are just ultimately, REALLLLLY... CRAZILY... you are so super fucked up CURSED!! *does the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha gesture while making a strained 'rrrrnnnnhhhh' noise*
GOOD-BYE!