Lovequest October 5th Content Guide

[Eggplant]

Y'know, with the feeder saga and Chris putting soy sauce on everything, I was beginning to have an ethical quandry - like, is it ethical to kill a man just because it's funny? Like, society is, in general, willing to accept a dude getting hit in the nads with a football because it's amusing. It follows from that there is some sort of continuum of harm:humor, and it logically follows that at the end of that bellcurve there exists a joke so funny it trumps human life. "Is killing Chris funny?" could have been a new trolley problem, the ethical question of the century.

It seems that, at least for now, we've sidestepped the issue.

The answer's no. Chris is a well of content, and his death means the end of that well.

You must be new here

No shit, take a look at my join date.

 

[Dane]

I'm just worried that this mental breakdown will interfere with the weekly Sonichu updates.

I need my fix momma Christine

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I'm pretty shocked at how old Barb's gotten. She's aged a lot in the past few years. Then again, my perspective is warped because my mental image of Barb has been stuck on this picture ever since I first started reading the CWCki:
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Anyway, love how Chris got his elderly mother to try to guilt trip a girl into dating him. Stay classy.

Feel free to mark this as Late, but I just noticed the Atkins Essentials book right next to Snorlax after all these years.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

bisexual flag

chris likes dudes confirmed

 

[Marvin]

How the hell do you know so much, Marvin?

Jessica's played the straight man for years. She's kind of like Anna, in that she doesn't want harm to come to Chris and she wants him to get his shit together, but she's not braindead, so she can obviously see he's a fucking hilarious dude.

I've done similar things. For example, I've got an old trolling facebook account that I've had for close to a decade. I added a few lolcows years ago to get content and then forgot about it. This one cow, for example, keeps messaging me happy birthday every year. I don't think I even messaged him privately. I just added them once over the years and forgot about it.

So I think it's pretty unlikely this was all part of her master plan. I think she added Chris years ago because he was funny and she wanted to get the inside scoop. She's left boring encouragement messages on Chris' facebook for awhile.

And then recently she decided "hey, fuck it, let's hit on Chris and see what happens". Like in the past month or so.

He was Jess the whole time! DUN DUN DUN!

So, why can't he just call her? Did he seriously only talk to her through a facebook account?

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[purepowerlevel]

I'm always merely pretending to be extra-exceptional.

 

[LikeicareKF]

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:/

He's straight up exceptional dude you can't be serious

Im not arguing that

But most people, even idiots like most of the KF userbase agree that everything ADF does is for attention

But why is bringing up the topic that Chris doing a rant video every now and then a couple of stupid tweets a day to keep up the image, while the rest of the day just playing his nintendo games he pays for with donations, such an unacceptable topic

Look at him from 10 years ago. Very autistic yes, crazy no. It wasnt until he realised he could milk it for attention that he decided to start spicing it up

Going to remind you all that every single time i have made a statement on this site it has been correct

From accusing people of being sad weens feeding phil content, to accusing mods of trying to take over

Everyone at first argues with me then within days i will be proven correct and said user will be banned

This is no different

 

[NinFreakLan]

I can't wait to see the fucked up fallout from this in the morning. From SkeleBarb to Ms Eyebrows' departure so she could watch the Magic School Bus reboot instead of the MLP movie this is fucking WEIRD AS HELL and I like it.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Im not arguing that

But most people, even idiots like most of the KF userbase agree that everything ADF does is for attention

But why is bringing up the topic that Chris doing a rant video every now and then a couple of stupid tweets a day to keep up the image, while the rest of the day just playing his nintendo games he pays for with donations, such an unacceptable topic

Look at him from 10 years ago. Very autistic yes, crazy no. It wasnt until he realised he could tard cum it for attention that he decided to start spicing it up

Going to remind you all that every single time i have made a statement on this site it has been correct

From accusing people of being sad fools feeding phil content, to accusing mods of trying to take over

Everyone at first argues with me then within days i will be proven correct and said user will be banned

This is no different

Lol you got banned for dumb shit.

 

[Mrs.Garrett]

I mean, I feel bad for Chris right now, but...um... Wat?

Self soothing with J. Geils Band and firm delusions of grandeur?

With all the songs about heartbreak, Chris chooses this; showcasing he has no concept of what words mean.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

welcome back, tardrage chris

i knew this day would come!

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Y'know, with the feeder saga and Chris putting soy sauce on everything, I was beginning to have an ethical quandry - like, is it ethical to kill a man just because it's funny? Like, society is, in general, willing to accept a dude getting hit in the nads with a football because it's amusing. It follows from that there is some sort of continuum of harm:humor, and it logically follows that at the end of that bellcurve there exists a joke so funny it trumps human life. "Is killing Chris funny?" could have been a new trolley problem, the ethical question of the century.

It seems that, at least for now, we've sidestepped the issue.

"Is It Ethical to Kill a man because it's funny?" cried a martyr unto Cicero, whom looked at the crowd of Roman attendees cheering loudly at the maiming and execution of the martyr's kin.
"No, but look how happy they are; it would be more unethical to deny them this."

 

[BeanieGuy]

Wella at least I got a new avatar out of this

 

[Hyperion]

I would have gone with "sorry sons of snakes" personally.

 

[MacMasonry]

I can't stop watching the chimp-out. The way he sounds when he's trying to be mad and sound like a woman is so bizarre. My favorite part is when he casts his mini-curse-ye-ham-e-ha and then does a cum noise.

 

[Fibonacci]

FB Post:

 

[Medley]

We need someone to pretend to be a new sweetheart to make sure he keeps doing sonichu

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Trolling an autistic "trans girl" is stupid.

Nobody trolled a trans girl. They trolled Chris.

 

[Hiragana]

While I'm glad to have been cursed by Chris in this meltdown, a story I will tell my eventual grandkids, the loss of the Q&A and what could approach a more civil engagement with him is not enough to make up for it. Don't know if this breakup was adlibbed by Jessica, taking advantage of the new situation or mearly two unrelated events that blew up.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I love how Chris immediately puts the blame on KF for Jessica's alleged hacking when literally none of us had any idea of what was going on.