Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 311 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 320 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,411
>TFW when you're fine with 10 armed delinquents walking around school but if a highschool girl comes to your office you shoot her on sight

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SwattedKat said:
Yandere Dev just said on stream that Osana will not be ready this month.

So much for that.
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Man, i guess that means he'll have to delay the kickstarter. Again.

Who could've imagined this would happen?
 
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SwattedKat said:
I actually started following Alex randomly after stumbling on this thread and reading it all. I have no interest in playing anything yandere related (not that there's something wrong with it) I just really enjoy this lolcow.
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I know, I was just bringing up that a clone of Yandere Simulator was able to be finished faster than the original product.
 
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SwattedKat said:
Yandere Dev just said on stream that Osana will not be ready this month.

So much for that.
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I remember people being all like "Will you stop being so negative? Aren't we allowed to be excited about Osana almost finally being done?" when everyone said that she still wouldn't be ready in October like he 'promised'

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Diamonds Aren't Forever said:
I remember people being all like "Will you stop being so negative? Aren't we allowed to be excited about Osana almost finally being done?" when everyone said that she still wouldn't be ready in October like he 'promised'

EDIT: spelling
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"Osana almost finally being done"
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autist_vibes said:
Yandere Simulator website about Megami: "unlike all other characters, is fully aware of the fact that there is a dangerous person on school grounds."
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But...isn't the entire point of the school atmosphere mechanic is that the students become more paranoid about the fact that there is a dangerous person in the school? And the school atmosphere only gets lower if you kill people, which is presumably how Megami finds out about it? Which is it, is Megami only aware or is everyone aware?
 
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Cysbe said:
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Sorry, I just had to spread this major cancer. I'd take roblox anatomy over Kokona's back breaking boobs any day though.
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:optimistic:Maybe it's the Bandicam logo and the dramatic zooms on Kokona's face but i thought it was funny.:optimistic: I want to believe it's ironic but apparently that channel does it for other things too.


Apparently "Roblox Yanderesim" is a thing (for some reason). There are even dedicated servers for it. I found one minute with a literal group of innocent kids playing it.


It's cute, but aren't these kids are waaay too young to be fans of Yansim? The fandom probably has much more children that watch let's players than i expected. :heart-empty:
 
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autist_vibes said:
Yandere Simulator website about Megami: "unlike all other characters, is fully aware of the fact that there is a dangerous person on school grounds."
But what if you get rid of rivals using the pacifist methods? If you want to make a multiple routes game, you have to... create multiple routes...
I personally don't ask for realism in a game, but at least some coherence.
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Exactly. If it took one year (being generous, since it's taking longer than that) to do just Osana, imagine how long it's going to take to do Magami, a character that adapts to the player's choices. Someone could argue that if he knows how to do one character, he'll be able to do the others more easily, but then you've got all these branch of choices the players will make (e.g. pacifist, kidnapping, suicide, it keeps going on) that will make Magami change the school and that will take years to make at the rate Osana is going.

Not only that, 'Senpai' also needs to adapt to the players choices as well. A normal person isn't going to have the same daily routine when they've seen their childhood friend die a week before. I feel like all this is going to be left to the programmers that Alex will hire after his e-begging.

Side-note: Does anyone know what's happening with the open-world feature, has Alex scrapped it or is he going to leave that to the programmers as well?
 
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Sherminator said:
Side-note: Does anyone know what's happening with the open-world feature, has Alex scrapped it or is he going to leave that to the programmers as well?
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https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/2017/04/30/new-build-now-new-video-soon-2/#more-8567

The last bulletin point under the Fixes, Changes, Additions section. It just says "Removed the town" without an explanation. Idk if he explained why anywhere else though.

EDIT: Found this under the YanSim wiki under 'Bazura Town' (though I'm not sure how accurate this info may be)
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Jfc this game just gets more and more complicated
 
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